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    3.0 (1 review)

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    Ashbrook Distillery and Grill - Tiki burger and fries

    Ashbrook Distillery and Grill

    4.1(58 reviews)
    1.4 km

    The atmosphere/decor of the restaurant was pretty cool…read more Food was good and affordable.

    We recently stopped by Ashbrook Distillery and discovered what I'd call a true hidden gem in…read moreAshville. The place has that classic small-town dive bar feel, the kind of spot where you walk in expecting a casual bite and end up being pleasantly surprised by how good the food actually is. It's relaxed, welcoming, and feels like a place locals probably keep to themselves. We started with something called Hillbilly Calamari, and despite the name, there's no squid involved. Instead, it's sliced banana peppers lightly breaded and fried, served with ranch. They were crispy, tangy, and had just the right little kick. A really fun and unique starter. Served with ranch dressing 9/10 But the wings absolutely stole the show. They're slow smoked first and then flash fried, which gives them a great smoky flavor while keeping the outside crispy and the inside juicy and tender. I tried two flavors -- Cody's mix which was Bourbon BBQ mixed with spicy garlic which had a great smoky flavor a sweet and savory richness with a hint of kick from the bourbon and I ordered the Spicy Garlic, which packed a bold garlicky heat that really popped. Both wings were excellent. 20/10 And of course, you can't go wrong with the fresh-cut fries on the side. Fries were good, but could have been a little crispier for my preference. 7/10 One of the coolest things about the place is the grill right behind the bar, where you can watch them as they're cooking your burger while you watch. It adds to that laid-back, old-school bar atmosphere that makes the whole experience feel authentic. Katy was are server and she was super friendly and on top of refills and kept checking on us. This is definitely a place that makes you feel comfortable and welcome. If you're anywhere near Ashville, this is definitely worth a stop. Great wings, fun appetizers, and a relaxed neighborhood vibe make it a place I'd happily come back to for another bite!! Have a great day from Brian From Brian's Big Bite

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    Ashbrook Distillery and Grill - Crazy items on the wall! Make sure to check out the walls, never know what you will see.

    Crazy items on the wall! Make sure to check out the walls, never know what you will see.

    Ashbrook Distillery and Grill
    Ashbrook Distillery and Grill

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    Track Side Bar 200 - A combo of our choice of 3 appetizers.

    Track Side Bar 200

    3.5(2 reviews)
    1.4 km

    It's just changed its ownership and name to: OFF THE RAILS (May, 2026), and this was my first visit…read moreat the recommendation of a friend. It's a bar with bar food and even a pool table! It's clean and in good repair. The new owners have started activities and a DJ. I came for pizza as I hadn't found a good pizza in this little town in years. Crust is a big part of pizza for me. This is a thin, crispy cracker like crust and I liked it, even if a bit overdone. It's cut into small rectangular pieces. Even with sausage and pepperoni it was a bit mild/bland. However, it's still the best I've found within 15 miles.... On the street parking sucks. Signs from the next door business threaten towing from their lot on the east side of the building. Employees said to ignore it after 5 PM. We met most of the staff working as the Saturday night rush hadn't started yet. They were each very personable, helpful, and professional. We sat at a regular table at the back of the building. They have mostly bar and bar height tables. They also have possible seating outside on a covered porch. If you're expecting more than an old time bar for locals enjoying themselves, you'll be disappointed. But, it does what it does about as well as it can. Probably not a family vibe for many.

    Wow, I don't know how to rate this place. Named for its location next to the railroad tracks, it's…read morea dank, incredibly divey, watering hole for the locals...but that's all it wants to be. Located in a narrow old building there's a feeling that the walls, flooring, and overall structure have shifted unevenly over its many years. It's the kind of bar where you'd imagine a record scratching and music stopping when an outsider walks in because the folks in there truly know one another. So if you didn't come or are not there to meet up with any of the regulars, you may feel out of place. I grew up around the area, but always have felt awkward on the handful of occasions I've stopped by. However, there isn't anything anyone does to make you feel unwelcome. Generally speaking, the folks in there are pleasant - just having a good old time or drinking themselves to death. The bartenders are very nice and drinks are cheap. It is cash only, but there's an ATM. They have somehow squeezed two pool tables and a dart board into the small bar area in the front. In the back there's more seating, a dance floor, and even a DJ booth.

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    Track Side Bar 200 - The view from our table at the back looking toward to front, the bar, and the entrance.

    The view from our table at the back looking toward to front, the bar, and the entrance.

    Track Side Bar 200 - A large half and half pizza custom choice of toppings.

    A large half and half pizza custom choice of toppings.

    Track Side Bar 200 - Looking toward the pool table in the back room.

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    Looking toward the pool table in the back room.

    McDonald's - McCrispy Strips

    McDonald's

    2.2(31 reviews)
    3.2 km
    $

    Surely I've reviewed this; we've been here a couple of times. Oh, well…read more Handy on 23. South Bloomfield has grown, of course, and doesn't seem to be the speed trap it used to be. Today we came in because they have Minecraft Happy Meals. Kid K was thrilled. Service was friendly, but slow, and there were several mistakes on our order. It seems like there are a couple of people here who know what they're doing and a half dozen others without a clue. Issues were fixed. K liked her standard order (nuggets, fries, apples.) The toy was cool enough. There's an adult Minecraft "happy meal" so I will have to get that next, sigh. I got the new McCrispy Strips. I assumed they would be pretty standard chicken tenders. Nope. Extremely processed meat like the nuggets, extruded in long flat strips. Edible but not really pleasant. And a small portion for the price. Don't bother. Also, a special sauce for Minecraft month, Nether Hot or something. Moderately spicy, but one-note flavor, basically a hot pepper sauce. Meh. The place was a bit dirty, crumbs on tables, sticky floor in areas, etc. All the kiosks were down, and there was a wait at the one register open. We'll be back because it's handy and we have a kid, but otherwise I would pass on this one (and to be fair, I'm not a big McD's fan anyway.)

    The only way the fries could be colder is if they took them straight out of the freezer for my…read moreorder. I could tell that they had set for awhile before brought them out with my order in the drive thru. Also did NOT receive the dipping sauce for my nuggets. I don't know why but, apparently the napkins that usually come with each and every order as must be asked for. If I could give a zero amount of stars that would still be too high of a score.

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    Um. Que es esto?

    McDonald's - Minecraft hot sauce

    Minecraft hot sauce

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    Dairy Queen Grill & Chill

    Dairy Queen Grill & Chill

    2.3(14 reviews)
    3.1 km
    $

    Not happy !! Coming up heading home. We stopped here for…read morelunch. We both ordered a footlong coney, but they don't sell them here anymore. So we had to change to the regular dogs. Then we paid wife got her ice cream we was told to go to slot 2 for our food. We sat there for about 30 minutes they finally brought it out to us. There not happy here people are rude . Parking lot needs work as well The hotdog had no taste with the can chili sauce on it tasted poorly. Thank god we have a real DQ in Marion Ohio we go all the time where it tastes right and still have footlongswith coney sauce. NOT WHAT they have at Bloomfield. We won't be back ever!!

    If you're driving on Route 23 between Columbus and Circleville or points south, you have to drive…read morethrough South Bloomfield. This little town is a "wide spot in the road, and is host to several grab and go eateries. Among them is this DQ. I found it interesting that they did not offer a footlong hot dog but when I asked I was offered two standard sized hotdogs instead. My first choice before the footlong was to ask if they had barbecue beef sandwiches, as it is often a standard item on DQ menus - I didn't see it on the menu - sure enough, this sandwich was also not available. Once I worked out my selections the food I did purchase was well prepared. They appear to have a dining area inside but I used the drive-thru window. The employees were friendly and it wasn't long before I was back on the road.

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    Dairy Queen Grill & Chill
    Dairy Queen Grill & Chill
    Dairy Queen Grill & Chill

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