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    The Human Bean

    4.2 (38 reviews)
    ModerateCoffee & Tea
    Closed 5:00 am - 6:00 pm

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    Outdoor seating
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    Kermit Thee Dog. How could you not offer this sweet girl a pup cup?
    Barbara K.

    Ordered a small vanilla latte at the walk up window because I was out walking my dog, Kermit Thee Dog, and I needed a coffee because she woke me up early and made me walk in the rain. The coffee was delicious. The barista was very meh, and didn't offer Kermit Thee Dog a pup cup. No tip.

    A Free Scooby snack with the purchase of my espresso
    Christopher R.

    My dog was just served his first ever pup cup from this place by a very cheerful lady with a beautiful smile. 5 immediate stars - I haven't even finished my beverage yet. I'm simple with my coffee - today was 4 shots of espresso straight. It came out to 3.75 ($5.00 after tip). The espresso is tasty and full of rich flavor. I sip it. It's an acquired taste, but the quality of the beans used here is undeniable. The lady working the register was incredibly friendly - and made eye contact with me as I ordered. She offered the pup-cup right when she saw my pup - and it was elaborate. It was a little cup of whipped cream AND a little bone on top. I was quite happy to see my dog so happy when he finally got into it. This was a cool and friendly stop that I recommend, especially if you're traveling with your pup. I have no suggestions on how to improve this place as my experience passing by was perfect. Thank you for that.

    Frozen hot chocolate with caramel. And Pizza  slices

    Great and fast Service. they've the best drinks around this town. Stand has two chairs and table for sitting and enjoying drinks.

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    9 months ago

    Fast service, great hot 20 oz coffee mocha and a 24 oz coffee chocolate Granita with whip cream and a bean on top.

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    Excellent service and excellent coffee!!! This is my favorite spot in town and I will not go to any other place!

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    3 years ago

    Got on the way from Oregon coast to Portland and it was bomb. Drive through and yummy options.

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    5 years ago

    8:30 am ... I have a perfectly made light vanilla quad shot! Lovely, friendly baristas... and I scored TWO coffee beans!

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    7 years ago

    CAUTION: their drinks are hot!! But we enjoyed their hot cocoa, vanilla mocha, Irish cream breve, and caramel mocha nonetheless.

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    9 years ago

    Yummy drinks and good service. They messed up my husbands drink once and fixed it for us right away, even when they were closing.

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    7 years ago

    Fast and friendly. Tip: try their frozen hot chocolate... so delicious! The added coffee beans on top of the drink are sooo good as well!

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    We thank you for your continued support and loyalty.

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    Friendly, fast service, and they added some chocolate covered espresso beans on top.

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    5+ stars!!! Absolutely loved this place. Located on Pier 39, it felt so warm and welcoming the…read moresecond we walked in. The staff were amazing and the coffee was delicious. I visited in May and tried several of their specials including the Sugar Berry, Mom's Mocha, and Bee Sting and I did not regret a single one of them. Every drink was fantastic. Such a cool Astoria coffee spot with great vibes, friendly people, and amazing drinks. Highly recommend and definitely a must-visit when you're in town!

    Food ***** Ambiance *****…read moreCleanliness ***** Service ***** This has to be one of the few places I think about even when we are not in town. It is always on our radar when we go to Astoria. Sitting on one of the old piers with a few other shops and a small museum this place is so warm, friendly with great coffee drinks and food that is perfect. They even allowed 3 of us a couple years ago to stay and use their Internet to work. Of course we kept buying coffee and food, that is a must for taking up their customer space. The service and friendliness of this place is top notch from any coffee shop I have been too. I really would love to keep this place a secret, but I want them to be here when I return so if you are in town please go visit them and hang iut for a bit with some coffee and food.

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    Interior (6/19/25)

    Coffee Girl - Breakfast quiche with ham, spinach, and a hash brown crust - was so delicious we grabbed a second piece to go for the next day!

    Breakfast quiche with ham, spinach, and a hash brown crust - was so delicious we grabbed a second piece to go for the next day!

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    Columbia River Coffee Roaster - Coffee roasts (6/20/25)

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    5.0(1 review)
    4.3 mi

    It was a quest to locate and stop by the Columbia River Coffee Roasters while in Astoria, OR…read more We had sampled a coffee liqueur from Adrift Distillery in Long Beach, WA and had a mocha from Seaview Biscuit Company in Seaview, WA. Both sites had collaborated or specifically featured their roasted coffee beans. Their parking lot is located beneath the Astoria Bridge and across the street from the Finnish Brotherhood Building. I noted from the exterior this was the former Finnish Meat Market. Strong Scandinavian vibes while visiting Astoria. Upon entering we were warmly greeted by a very personable staff member. We enjoyed chatting with her. The site combined both retail and production roastery with a great bright interior facing the busy thoroughfare. There's merch available, including coffee beans. (Face palm, I forgot to buy some and get a business sticker!) Note: there are no espresso beverages available. However, featured instead are drip, nitro cold brew, and sparkling lemonade. Plus there are outstanding Thundermuck chocolate truffles. The nitro cold brew topped with cream was smooth and on point. The strawberry lemonade was refreshing. The truffles were quite remarkable. Overall, a terrific experience and glad to have located this Columbia River Coffee Roaster site. Business hours are 9am-2pm Monday to Saturday, closed Sunday.

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