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Tellus & the Satellite Bar

4.7 (27 reviews)
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Pepperoni Burrata Pizza. Awesome!
Pamela T.

We've been here 3 times now and the food is so good. The pizza is my new favorite in the area! So glad they're close by!

Wagyu Burger
Ivan K.

The Best Burger in Northampton! Nice place to visit after a hard day of touring the local dispensaries. Wagyu Smash Burger at Tellus & The Satellite Bar: caramelized onions, bacon mayo, mesquite ketchup, cheddar & american cheese, potato bun.

Korean Wings
Ajith J.

We stopped by for dinner. We were seated right away. The service was really attentive throughout. They have a really well curated menu. Their bar looks nice with lots of seating around it. They have outdoor seating as well. We had the guava lime mule which is non-alcoholic. It had a really nice presentation and a cool mug. We also had the honey ginger lemonade which was really refreshing. The Korean wings were really good. We tried their Alsatian pizza. It was nice. The caramelized onions definitely steal the show with the pizza. Would love to come by again and try other things on the menu.

One of their phenomenal cocktails
Kaihla L.

Each time we visit the food is always a hit. The "Start Me Up" cocktail is almost hard not to order and the house-made sauces are all a must try. Simplistic dishes that are elevated and done well, with an all star staff and a bar that never misses. A low-key, ambient spot to start or end your week/end!

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Great cocktails, the bartender was friendly, and the burgers were on point. Nice place to escape the heat and smokey skies.

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DAMN delicious. Very nice servers. Good wine and cocktails. Fries and dips to die for. Thickkkkk pizza. Nice salad selection. Yum yum yum

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The drinks here are fantastic! We had the lions roar and the Gotham sour. Great atmosphere

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“The "Start Me Up" cocktail is almost hard not to order and the house-made sauces are all a must try.”

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Homestead - Beets and peas

Homestead

4.1(168 reviews)
0.2 mi
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I'm being generous with three stars because I want them to succeed in this spot where Ibiza and 7…read moreStrong have failed. Our experience here recently, was however, not up to snuff. The three of us were seated an uncomfortably narrow small table. The restaurant means to sit 4 at these tables but they are really meant for two people. The folly of this size table was evident as soon as the food arrived. Homestead's menu is heavy on small plates and we ordered one starter, 5 small plates and one pasta between the three of us. The larger plate menu (meant for 2) has only four items..a chicken, a fish, a meat, a vegetarian. They were out of the fish. All of the dishes basically arrived simultaneously. There was no room on the small table for all of the dishes. Kind of ridiculous to try and maneuver. So we hurriedly finished off a couple of dishes so the server could make room for the dishes in her hand. I can't imagine if we had four people at the table and they tried to fit 8 dishes on the table. They really need to time the arrival of the dishes so that we can enjoy and leisurely eat..not rush through them to make room for the more on the server and chef's schedule. The food? The ratatouille was delicious as was the Caesar salad. The arugula salad was fresh and satisfying. The salmon crudo was small, expensive and kinda weird. The butternut cavatelli with lemon and chicken was a wee tiny portion for $17 that was gloppy and without the advertised crispy skin. The $15 octopus was one tentacle in a spicy mush mosh. The charred shisito pepper starter was undercooked and came without the advertised sea salt. No bread offered. The wine list was really nice and fairly priced. The house wine was tasty at $5.50 a glass. All in all, disappointing but promising. The small plate emphasis will cause bigger than anticipated tabs. They really have to think about the size, comfort, and utility of those narrow rustic tables. And they need to stagger the arrival of the food so that customers are not rushed through their meals with all the dishes crammed on the table at once. Some nice traditional plates of food for one person (not everyone loves the sharing schtick) priced from $18-26 would be great. Homestead has promise but right now the attitude, and narrative outweigh the product and experience.

Our first time in Northampton and our server Sammie gave excellent recommendations. We had a window…read moreseat so we could people watch which made for a great evening and the food was amazing. I can't remember which pasta I had but don't let the green color fool you. The rigatoni and focaccia with drinks were also excellent.

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Homestead - House Salad

House Salad

Homestead - Nice presentation

Nice presentation

Homestead - Classic old fashioned with the one big ice cube, delightful

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Classic old fashioned with the one big ice cube, delightful

Ye Ol' Watering Hole - Great pool tables #iykyk

Ye Ol' Watering Hole

4.2(73 reviews)
0.3 mi
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This place is what I would consider a 'dive bar' at first glance. It has cheap drinks, chill music,…read moremirrors and tons of beer cans on the walls, relaxed bartenders. But the longer you look, the more un-divey it becomes. The bartenders are friendly, part of the community, and attentive. The bar itself is clearly well kept. There's no sticky mess on the bar or the floors, there are no handprints on the mirrors, and there's no overlooked trash anywhere. Like, this place is well cared for. There are tons of seating around the u-shaped bar and throughout the second side of this location. Oh, and yes, there are pool tables which add to the fun of this. There are booth seating and along the wall seating. There are high top tables and barstools. A place for everyone. This bar is a fucking gem. With house-mixed drinks that cost $5 and freshly squeezed juice alcoholic drinks at $6, you can't beat the prices. And with such good and friendly bartenders, solid music game, and nice seating/clean spaces, it's hard to top. Even the patrons are friendly AF. Seriously, check out this delightful little gold nugget.

I stopped by ye old watering hole with a friend to try a pickleback for the first time…read more The bar seemed pretty cool and chill, they have a beer can museum with cans that go back to the 1940s I'm told. The pickleback was awesome being comprised of a shot glass each of Jameson and pickle juice. I'll be back!!

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Ye Ol' Watering Hole - $1 pickle

$1 pickle

Ye Ol' Watering Hole - Spicy Pickle Back Shot

Spicy Pickle Back Shot

Ye Ol' Watering Hole - Part of the game/pool room and end of bar, rest of the bar is around to the left

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Part of the game/pool room and end of bar, rest of the bar is around to the left

Gigantic - Cobra's Fang (flaming) and Mai Tai

Gigantic

4.6(31 reviews)
4.1 mi

The last thing I want to do is admit that a cocktail bar in this area is good. I hate driving to…read moreEasthampton (not your problem), I hate parking in Easthampton (not your problem...maybe), and there're lots of places I'd rather be. HOWEVER...I've been to Gigantic at least three times now and I have to admit that going out of your way is worth it. The drink list is not huge, but it's never boring, changes often enough to keep me interested, and I don't recall getting anything less than excellent. If they're willing to do a "bartender's choice" type thing (I haven't tried), I might have to go even more often. To address some of the things that others mentioned: Yes, it's small, but lots of good places are. Yes, the drinks take awhile, but I don't know of ANY high-end cocktail place that can cranks them out. Get over it and enjoy your time there. I've never experienced rude or pretentious (anymore than that are always is) service, but that would annoy me. The server/bartender has always been quite nice to my friends and me. I also checked out their list of vintage liquors last time I was there. I didn't try any (because money) but the fact that they have them at all is impressive.

Came here excited to try out the cocktails of one of the 10 best new bartenders in the country -…read morehttps://punchdrink.com/articles/best-new-bartenders-2025/ While we were not from the area, we were cautioned by several friends that Gigantic might not live up to the hype. What we did like was the old school music, vintage feel that took on the vibes of an antique shop (it was fun to look around), and the intimate setting. The cocktails were really good and creative with a menu that updates frequently and featured some classics as well. The cocktails were a bit pricey for what you got and for the area, the snack options were very limited and overpriced, and service was very slow despite few people being in the bar. We had to ask to be served and waited over 15 minutes for the check. We are glad we checked out Gigantic and would not recommend going out of your way for it as there are other great cocktail bars in neighboring towns.

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Gigantic - The bar decor during the annual Escape the Northeast pop-up

The bar decor during the annual Escape the Northeast pop-up

Gigantic - The bar decor during the annual Escape the Northeast pop-up

The bar decor during the annual Escape the Northeast pop-up

Gigantic - The bar.

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The bar.

Osaka - Sushi lunchbox #2

Osaka

3.4(386 reviews)
0.0 mi
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Still love this place after 15 yrs! I have a terrible…read moreshrimp/ crab allergy and have never had a problem there. Rich miso, solid ginger dressing and fresh sushi. Just tried their new sushi offering.. see pic. 9.99 a piece- and hard to hold as well. No biggie I will go back to their normal rolls and special rolls etc.

The food was fine, the decor was very nice, but the service was....the worst I've been treated in…read moreall my life. Absolutely ridiculous. Where to start? Well, our server, "Hellen" (yes, with two "L"s), gave us our drink order and then grabbed the drink menu from the table. My girlfriend said "Can we keep that?" - just in case we wanted a different drink later. My girlfriend then asked me if I wanted to keep the drink menu at the table, and I said, "Yeah - but we can always ask for it again." Whereupon "Hellen" shook the menu in her hand and said to us firmly, "Do you want the menu or not?!" I felt like saying to her "Who the h#ll do you think you're talking to?" - but didn't want to make a scene. Next, the only time we saw "Hellen" again was when she took our empty dinner dishes. (There were young guys walking around refilling our water glasses, so no need for her to do that.) We finished our meal and "Hellen" stopped at our table to leave the dinner check. Never once during our meal did she ask if everything was okay. She also didn't ask if we wanted another drink or, perhaps, dessert? (If they serve such a thing.) And it didn't appear to be just us. No one else on either side of us got another drink or was asked how their meal was. It seemed like it was just, "Here's your meal, hurry up and eat and leave so we can clean your table for the next people." Horrible service. Ruined the end of a nice day for us.

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Osaka
Osaka - Utensils

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Osaka - Great views of the city.

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Great views of the city.

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