Close your eyes. Imagine a world with no pain, no sadness, no anger. Just tacos. Delicious, juicy, saucy tacos. Now open them and rejoice. You're at Tacos El Jaibo, the closest you can possibly get. This is what martyrs have died for!
I have to thank my fellow Yelper's for this gold. I've been provided testimonies, pictures, a phone number, and menus. It was up to my skeptical stomach to decide whether this or a nice po-boy would come home with me. We'll skip the internal fight dialogue-- tacos always wins.
I called in for 2 quesabirria tacos, 1 fajita on flour, 1 fajita gordita, some caldo tlalpeño, and a large horchata. I wanted to sample a bit, and made my own "sample platter" that came out to about $24.
It was a slow Monday evening when I walked in, a typical hole-in-the-wall comforting a handful of families within, whom were all enjoying the leisure of no dirty dishes to wash. The young lady at the counter had life to her-- nice, quick and attentive. Smiled with her eyes. I safely assumed my food was going to be packed considerably with plenty of condiments and I was right.
My soup was packed with the might of double bagging-- once in a sturdy paper bag, and once more in an actual plastic bag. So when the soup tipped over when I Tokyo Drift'd home, my panic was meaningless because the soup was completely intact except for minor dribble. That dribble might've came mostly from my own mouth though.
CALDO TLALPEÑO. GET IT. It comes in a big 32 oz container-- half rice at the bottom, mostly soup with the perfect amount of chicken and veggies. It was still piping when I added the crisp tortillas, and I could die happy with this alone. Well-seasoned, but not overly salty, think of this soup as Campbell's unrealized dreams.
- FINGER LICKING SCALE: 8.5/10
FAJITA TACO (flour). Meat is well-seasoned, onions and cilantro fresh and crunchy. The verde sauce they provide? Icing on the cake.
- FINGER LICKING SCALE: 8/10
FAJITA GORDITA. Drooling. Masa was soft with good flavors, and meat see above ^.
- FINGER LICKING SCALE: 7.5/10
QUESABIRRIA TACOS. Perhaps the best I've had. They're the size of mini tacos, but the flavors are rich. They provide a small cup of birria and I had no qualms slurping it all up. There were little tidbits of shredded meat in it, and the flavors were astounding.
- FINGER LICKING SCALE: 10/10
HORCHATA. Good consistency, not thick like some place, sweet and fulfilled my sweet tooth.
While I don't think I will call this the best taco spot I've ever been to (I'm reserving that for when I die and arrive at the gates of Taco Heaven), Tacos El Jaibo is definitely one of the best spots in Houston when it comes to authentic Mexican food. If you would love to support local businesses for generations to come, I highly recommend stopping here to fulfill all of your wildest taco dreams. read more