This place was the frickin' bomb! That is if you want a little extra relaxation at the end of you massage. I didn't opt for said ending since my wife got the massage for me even though my buddy said it wasn't cheating since she got it for me.
The only awkward part was the table shower. If you've never heard of it, Google it. I don't wanna get into details... Ok, I will.
So, I change outta my cloyed in one room, leaving my underwear on under my towel and they take me back to the showers. Now I'm thinking, I'll just rinse off because they're gonna use some oils during my massage that need to stay on my skin or whatever. I walk in and there's a table with a shower head laying on it. Uuhh... I spent a few months in South Korea when I was in the Air Force, this looks badly familiar, I'm thinking.
The masseuse then tells me to undress and get on the table... This is how that conversation went;
Her: Take off your towel and climb on the table.
Me: ...what?
Her: take off you towel and climb on.
Me: uh..everything,
Her: yes. Take of you towel and underwear.
Me: all of it?
Her: yes, all of it. It's a shower.
Me: uuhh..Oookkaayy.
She then hands me a tiny towel to cover myself.
Thing barely covered my hand let alone my business.
So I climb on face down and she starts soaping up my whole backside! She just cut straight to business! I layer there petrified I was cheating but I wasn't really sure if I was. She didn't touch my mommy/daddy bits. Not yet so I wasn't sure. I said to myself, self, if she touches you business, you've still got your new watch on, just run naked down Chicago Ave. I didn't want my lady at home to kick my ass. She keeps a shovel in her trunk so I know she ain't messing around...
So, the nice awkward shower gets over and I stand up to dry myself off. I reach for my towel on the other side of the room and she says no, she'll dry me off...
Oh God. Imma have to run naked down the street in a minute.
I stand there as she dries me off... I stood there waiting for the... whatever...
So that's over and she takes me back to my room and the regular massage starts. I was naked with a towel on me so it was a little uncomfortable but it was a nice massage. At one point she did tell me that it would work better if I would just relax. I told her I was trying.
So, overall, it was a good massage. Just awkward. I'd totally recommend this place if you're looking for a regular massage or one with a little extra, something. If ya know what I mean. read more