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Subpar Miniature Golf

4.2 (267 reviews)
Closed • 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
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Michele T.

Rainy day and trying to find something to do with the kiddos. Easy to make online reservations. Glow in the dark putt starts at 7pm - $19/person. Arrive just a little earlier and it's $17/person. There are snacks and drinks available for purchase. Love the SF landmarks. We had fun. Took us about an hour to get through the 18 holes.

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Omayra O.

I had a subpar experience at subpar where we held a little boys birthday party. It all started out OK. We arrived and the young people running the place hosted our group the best they could. Most eye incredibly kind and the mini golf course looked really cool with all of the San Francisco landmarks built in. We had reserved a small narrow room with a lovely view of the bay. The room has one long table with chairs and nothing else in it. There was no place for gifts or for the cake, which was odd to me. We met with the host (who we later learned was the manager) and reviewed the schedule for our group. We had originally reserved the space from 2-4pm but paid for an additional half hour to extend the pay until 4:30pm. We planned to play mini golf first, then eat, then play in the arcade for the last half hour. We went over this schedule with our host when we first arrived and they confirmed our plan. The boys enjoyed the competition of mini golf and the food (chicken tenders, fries, veggie egg rolls, wings and mozzarella sticks) was perfect for that age group. Where everything went horribly wrong is when the boys tried to use their unlimited arcade play cards. We actually went to the arcade ahead of schedule just after 3:45 and their cards already didn't work. They read "low balance" and wouldn't operate games. We started collecting them and asking the staff for help to get them fixed. None of the staff understood what was wrong or how to fix it. After about 10 minutes of confusion someone got the manager, a young woman named Diana. She took the stack of non- working cards and said that she would fix it . She disappeared into a back room for about 15 minutes. We waited with the gaggle of impatient little boys surrounding us, wanting to get back to play. When she came back we were excited and hopeful that she had fixed the problem so we could get the last 10 minutes (at this point) of arcade play, but instead she came out with a print out of the email thread from a week prior showing where it said, in fine print, that game play would end at 4pm even though we had paid extra for the additional half hour. I was livid that this manager would rather waste more of our time -- that should have been a celebration -- waiting for her to print out and highlight the single line we should've remembered that our arcade play time would end at 4pm. Yes, we didn't read the fine print, but what really makes me angry about this situation is that we went over the schedule together at the start of the party and told her that we wouldn't even head towards the arcade until 4pm. That would've been the best time to remind someone that the arcade play ended at 4pm! Not when there is an rambunctious pack of 11 year old bouncing around the arcade and waiting for their arcade play cards. It blows my mind that she chose to print out the multi page email thread rather than just giving us another 15-20 minutes of game play. We all knew we had to leave at 4:30pm. It was a really awful way to end what should have been a fun party and left a really bitter taste in our mouths. I mentioned to the manager that she should consider updating the training so that all hosts understood they should review the schedule AND give reminders if there are any hard stops, and she rolled her eyes at me. That really showed me how much she did not care about customer service. Maybe she was having a hard day and we were the last straw, but it was a really awful experience and an awful way to end a day that should have been fun.

Andrew M.

A super cute date night spot that should be talked about more. It's a small course but the architecture is all based on San Francisco icons. It can definitely be a little hard to focus on playing the game because everything is so aesthetically pleasing that you want a picture or video of everything. Not only is there mini golf but there is also a boba shop that isn't half bad. Staff is also super friendly when explaining the rules and pricing. An extra bonus is that it's in the middle of ghiradelli square so there's plenty of things to do before or after your round of mini golf.

The painted ladies
Rebekah T.

We had a team building event at Subpar Miniature Golf in Ghirardelli Square and we all had a blast. Everything about this place seemed to go perfectly. We had a room set up for our event, but everyone was playing mini golf, laughing and screaming at the great fun. There was a mini bar area set up, which had a pretty good draft beer selection. We ordered a bunch of appetizers and sharable plates that everyone seemed to enjoy. The view from the private room was incredible, welcome to SF and our postcard views. Service was attentive and everyone was really nice and accommodating. And last but certainly not the least impressive thing was the SF city landmarks and buildings as each hole design - It's so cool. I highly recommend Subpar Mini Golf, especially on a cold and rainy day like today in SF. Have some fun!

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Ila D.

So fun! Great views. We came to Subpar after a layover in San Francisco and wanted to check out Alcatraz and Fisherman's Wharf; we didn't have enough time to explore everything but we were able to see everything from the windows of Subpar located in Ghirardelli square which has great restaurants, breweries, and Ghirardelli store. You can book online. We had chicken nuggets and a beer and it was great! Service was great very busy though they favor customers that book slot online, then walk ins are allowed but only if the holes are moving.

Jazmine C.

If you're in San Francisco and planning to visit Ghirardelli Square, set aside an extra 45 minutes to check out this mini golf spot--it's such a fun experience! My boyfriend and I haven't done the classic mini-golf date, so I really wanted to come here when I saw a TikTok video of it. For under $50 we played all 18 mini holes AND we each enjoyed a beer. The course itself isn't anything extravagant, but the experience was so cute, fun, and totally worth it. Highly recommend for a fun break in the middle of sightseeing!

Tracy B.

Played some golf. Had so much fun!! Eli was great!!! So friendly and very sweet!! First time coming here, I'll keep coming back too.

Sarah J.

Neat little spot in Ghirardelli square. Surprisingly not too packed on a Sunday afternoon, but still good crowd. Cool San Francisco theming on each hole.

Nina Z.

This place is located inside Ghirardelli Square and I've been meaning to check out it out for some time. Definitely worth checking out at least once. 18-hole miniature golf place highlighting iconic landmarks in SF. And for only $14! Reservations recommended, but we got lucky and were able to snag a reservation. They also serve food, beer, wine, and some non-alcoholic refreshments, including boba! I think my only safety concern was that there should be some protective barrier at the end of the Sutro Tower course. One other group and ours ended up with the ball flying off course and into the walkway area. Aside from that, we had a lot of fun and what a great way to go sightseeing in miniature golf form!

Lam B.

Although the holes weren't the most innovative or extravagantly designed, the $14 price tag was extremely reasonable for the 1.5 hour fun my party had. A reservation was required and my time slot unfortunately didn't qualify for the glow in the dark option. There were complementary lockers near the entrance. Upon checking in, we were able to purchase boba, beer and fried appetizers. Strangely we didn't receive a receipt so we awkwardly stood near the boba stand until we saw something that resembled our order. Each hole had a cup holder and stand for the beverages and food. Each hole included a recreation of a famous SF attraction. Some paths were creative but I wished more of the routes weren't so straight forward and similar to each other. We were still playing when they shifted to the glow in the dark format. While the neon lights and music created a fun ambiance, it was difficult to play with the standard golf set up. Players with darker golf balls had difficulty tracking their ball as a result. I hope Subpar will revamp their courses and introduce more glow in the dark elements in the future. Besides the occasionally colorful light, it would be cooler to outline the attraction with glow in the dark paint. Although not perfect, Subpar was appropriately priced and my party left content.

Veronica P.

This was my second visit, and I returned because I had such a great experience back in 2021. The location is fantastic--right in Ghirardelli Square with beautiful views of the ocean and Alcatraz. There's both indoor and outdoor seating, which adds to the appeal. Each mini golf hole is well-designed with seating, stands for drinks, and space to write on your scorecard, making the experience really convenient. What really stands out is that each course showcases different SF landmarks. The pricing is also reasonable at $14 per person (for all ages), which is a great deal compared to many other mini golf spots. For two people, $28 for 18 holes was worth it. Some of the courses were challenging, while others felt a bit too easy, with straightforward shots. They also offer a range of drinks, including boba and alcoholic beverages . Last time, I tried their boba, which was just okay. This time, I opted for the Fog City Hazy IPA, and I was pleasantly surprised. I'm not usually an IPA fan because of the bitterness, but this one was lighter and more enjoyable--one of the best IPAs I've had. I've seen some reviews mention service issues, but I've had nothing but positive interactions. The staff has always been friendly and welcoming. We came on a weekday around 2:30 p.m., and it wasn't busy at all, so there was no need to book ahead or make reservations. I loved seeing the local attractions reflected in the mini golf courses. It's a fun experience with great photo opportunities!

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Nice spot for mini golf in Ghirardelli Square. The setup gives you a basic tour of SF as your play through the well known spots of SF.

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Ask the Community - Subpar Miniature Golf

It says all ages for mini golf is $14 but are they gonna charge a 3 year old and 5 year old?

Kids under 4 years old are free with a paid adult.

How long does it take to finish the game?

It depends on how many people you have in your game, how many people ahead of you, and how fast you play. I'd say it usually takes about 45 mins to 1 hour to finish all the holes!

Do you have to be 21?

To play, no. But to drink, yes.

Do you need to make a reservation before hand?

no, its a pretty big place...maybe for a party

Is there a bar?

No a bar.

What choices are there for parking?

Street parking (4 hours free at the end of Beach street, or at the end of Van Ness Ave), or paid parking meters on nearby streets, or a paid parking garage under Ghirardelli Square (entrance on Beach Street, no tall vehicles)

How many holes are there?

There are 18 holes.

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“I was expecting it to be more expensive given it's in Ghirardelli Square but one round is 14 bucks a person.”

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