Ridiculously overpriced day spa becomes public make out spot after dusk.
Located a far drive from the main city of Montreal, on Nun's Island, was looking forward to what was advertised as an exclusive, high end Saturday evening escape from the cold and bustle of the city.
First, the website tells nothing about what to bring or wear. Bummer when finding out that without pool shoes, you are not only walking on inside surfaces where dirty feet have been, & also outside on the pathways that sprinkled with chemical de-icing agent. Be sure to bring swimsuit as what they sell on site is ridiculously overpriced. Toiletries like lotion, shower caps, hair ties etc. aren't available; BYO niceties.
Second, the check in was a lengthy wait. The entry area was packed with people waiting to check in & process took a very long time; some people arrived without reservations had to go through the lengthy explanation process of all of the treatments offered. Over 1/2 hr to check in & too crowded to be safely Covid distanced.
Given at check-in: bathrobe, a towel, and a silicone wristband with a wee locker key for small, shabby locks; sad lockers looked like public high school gymnasium, arranged with illogical process of assigning lockers sequentially; you'll be next to other women who just checked in, all of us wearing our flimsy masks and attempting to disrobe. There are over 30 lockers jammed into each section of the women's locker room, easily making for over 120 lockers. Did not feel COVID safe to me. Why no air purifiers?!
Third, was told to arrive 30 minutes before my massage. Instinctually, this felt wrong as have always arrived at least an hour or 90 minutes prior to any treatment at other spas that have thermal waters, in order to enjoy the spa experience. The larger, hottest (but not hot enough, as it felt more like a very warm bath) pool, has a stone formation in the middle with therapeutic water jets, was the most popular. I took a quick dip in the water surrounded by, mostly, young-ish couples and a couple of sets of friends, with one or two solo attendees like myself enjoying the sunset and the wind blowing snow off the trees in a fine icy mist.
Massage experience was unimpressive. Waiting area was shabby. Pile of notebooks with paperwork and golf pencils. Typical intake form asks surgeries & injuries but says nothing about data security. My massage technician was on time, polite, led me to a tiny room at the end of the hall. Again, how is this worth the ridiculous price of $159 for 90 min (plus the waters are EXTRA $74!) for a tiny room without an air purifier? The massage was pleasant enough but not more of just a light touch. Don't waste your money on the essential oils as the only time they use is at the very end when they waive it over your nose to inhale. After, she brought me a glass of water & I put my wet bathing suit back on leaving with my wet towel. Normally at this point I would go and get all cleaned up and head out, but as I had not gotten to experience any of the other amenities in the thermal pools for which I paid so dearly, I was determined to do so.
This is where things get kind of freaky.
Apparently when the sun goes down the "date" scene in the facilities goes way up. In the largest of the hot pools, the one that has the stone sculptures in the middle, and there was a couple in the middle of the stone sculptures, where the massage jets are, who were either having sex or very close to it. It was uncomfortable; the pool was so crowded that it was like we were all trapped at some sort of show. When they finally disentangled themselves, another couple went into the same center formation and a different romantic show took place. I decided to just close my eyes & not worry about it until I started thinking about the bodily fluids... yuck. Made my way to the dry sauna and while there were couples there, they were much more PG with heads on laps (face up lol). There is another water pool that is on the opposite side from the bigger one; thought this one might be a little more relaxing. Water temp not even hot as the other pool - once again there was some entanglement going on under the waterfall. It's just unsanitary haha! But that pool wasn't warm enough so... back to the hot sauna.
My lackluster experience turned worse when, upon checking out, realized that Uber, ordered when I started dressing, had actually not still found a driver. I ended up chatting with a couple also trying to get a app ride. Finally Uber engaged & I gave us a ride back into the city. Our driver said many drivers are not willing to go all the way out to Nun Island. So... be ready for a hella wait for a rideshare. The couple told me they had taken the metro to the bus because it looked like it was close, but the bus stop was a long walk from the entrance on snowy roads with no sidewalk.
Did not try the restaurant.
TL/dr: Overpriced, overvalued for a mediocre voyeur spa experience. read more