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    Stoned Takeaway & Hemp Store

    3.9 (24 reviews)
    ModeratePizza, Vape Shops, Fast Food
    Open 10:00 am - 1:30 AM (Next day)

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    What's the vibe?
    Moderate noise
    Dogs allowed
    Outdoor seating

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    Boris G.

    We've ordered a vegan pizza, and a marghetita. The latter's pretty default, right? Hmm, not white. As you can see on the photo, first we got a soup of goop. I asked for a less soggy pizza, and the second one was half the juice, but still wet as a dog in irish rain. My partner was hangry, so we didn't ask for another replacement, but this is defo not the experience I was hoping for. We also asked for a slice of chocolate cake... somehow it was delayed so in the and we rather chose to leave. +1 star for a kind waitress, but seriously, not bwing able to make a marghetita is pretty lame...

    Joanne L.

    Amazing pizza. One of the best pizzas I've had ever. Not a fan of vegan cheese so happy to see a lot of options with just tomato sauce and toppings. The crust is probably my favorite part of the pizza, thin and crispy, not greasy, and not dry either. 10 euros for a decent sized, filling but not heavy at all pizza is a good deal. Will def come back again.

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    Kirsten M.

    Pizza and a beer for a tenner? We couldn't not go in. For such a cheap price we weren't expecting much. We were wrong. This pizza is good. Aperitivo is tiny and you will most likely rub shoulders with the person next to you. But the decor is great and the excellent and somewhat fancy pizzas distract you from the fact that everyone can hear what you got up to that week. Friendly staff and homemade desserts nicely topped off an unexpected experience.

    Spicy Salami pizza with Italian sausage
    Aoife O.

    I walk by this place on the way to work every day, and it was the promise of an 'Italian breakfast roll' that finally reeled me in. I had clocked it written on the chalkboard outside earlier in the week and made a mental note to come back for one. I called in on a Saturday, and even though it was off the menu that day the lovely owner obviously saw the need in my hungover face and kindly whipped one up for me anyway. After a slab of their homemade Nutella Cheescake I was feeling ready to face the world again. The nice gesture made me go back again to sample the pizza, which is definitely among the best I've had in the city, and they serve it by the pan and the slice. Everything here is made from scratch - the bread, the pizza, the desserts and its all reasonably priced, very tasty stuff, and a bit different ingredients wise from the usual Italian fare. The place is snug, but thats part of its charm. A great option for a no-nonsense lunch or casual few beers and pizza after work.

    Four cheese with added mushrooms. Truly amazing!
    Nicole P.

    This was the best pizza I've ever had in my life. I ordered the four cheese and added mushrooms. I believe the total was €10.75. It was the GREATEST thing. The combination of cheeses was perfect, and I normally eat so much but still couldn't finish it. Death by cheese, certainly. Go here!

    Lizette V G.

    Omg!!! Such delicious vegan pizza, try the rustic vegan you won't be disappointed. The cake was also delicious (and vegan). We came here multiple times during our stay in Dublin because it was that good.

    Amazing! Pizza Gorgonzola and Mushroom and "super bitter" Balafin Beer was perfect a dinner!
    Martina C.

    Really small place, not suitable for groups, perfect if you are 2 or 3 max. The pizza is really good and fresh, the Italian craft beer I tried was good too! I haven't tried the sandwiches and cakes yet.

    Appreciated this sign :)
    Anastasia Z.

    Great vegan pizza! We were especially impressed by the pesto specialty pizza. The crust was BEAUTIFUL. The space itself is a biiit cramped, but if you're looking for vegan deliciousness... Definitely a worthy spot. If any pizza will do... It's a contender, but not the most spacious one and not the one with the widest wine list.

    Niamh H.

    Had passed by here a few times since they opened and finally popped in yesterday to see what it was like! The place itself is pretty tiny, just enough space for 3/4 tables. The menu is consists of pizza, paninis and a couple of desserts (including 'Dublin 's best homemade tiramisu'! - on my list for next time!). We ordered the Meat Feast and Spicy Salami. They were both pretty good! The Spicy Salami is, unlike most other pizza joints in Ireland, quite spicy! The staff are very friendly and were anxious for feedback on the food- a good sign! I'll be back for more pizza soon.

    Soggy and plain
    Leah M.

    I was really looking forward to going here. Got the pepperoni Pizza there tonight. In hindsight, I would have been better going to Apache pizza. The pizza I got was completely soggy and the sauce was almost watery which in turn made the cheese and toppings fall off the pizza. I had it to take away and when I got back to the house(3min walk away) the pizza had fallen apart. Perhaps this was a one off and they undercooked the pizza but it was highly disappointing.

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    10 years ago

    My favorite pizza in Dublin! The white 4 cheese pizza for 10 e is to die for. 5 visit and I want it again. Very friendly staff as well!

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    This place has the best vegan pizza. Delicious crust with fresh ingredients. Highly recommend.

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    Simple pizza but helpful and friendly staff. Small place with only 5 tables but busy with take away and delivery.

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    Aperitivo is tiny and you will most likely rub shoulders with the person next to you.

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    Coke Lane Pizza

    5.0(4 reviews)
    0.8 kmSmithfield

    Famished and slightly inebriated after completing the Guinness Storehouse Tour, we were craving…read morepizza in a very bad way. Tried to find the closest pizza place, and the Coke Lane pop up at Lucky's showed up on our map. Just a short jaunt from the Guinness Storehouse, this place was an absolute godsend. Coke Lane's stand and wood fired oven is set up in the backyard of Lucky's bar (which is a great place to hangout btw). The pizza here was damn good. Orders are placed in the backyard, and they bring the pizza out to you (even if you're sitting inside). We had the margherita and the Scarface pizza, and both were excellent. The crust was cooked to perfection and just the right amount of char and chewiness. Don't think I've eaten pizza that fast! Being from NYC my standards for pizza are pretty high, and Coke Lane definitely is some legit wood fired pizza. Highly recommend dropping by if you're looking for some eats in the area.

    Desperately needing food after sitting in a pub until most places closed, I searched online for…read moreCoke lane pizza. It was 10 something PM and there was only Frank Ryan's bar we couldn't find the pizza. We went inside and they serve the pizza at the bar. We did not have high expectations we just wanted some food before going to bed and the pizza was AMAZING! We've been to Italy and to all the best pizza places in the US and this pizza was on the same level. I would definitely recommend.

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