Went there for the first time, and we were impressed. The portion size is about average (I'm pretty sure every Chinese food place uses the same containers for "to-go" orders). The food was top notch.... We ordered some garlic pepper pork, broccoli beef, and the pork fried rice. The garlic pork was excellent and not too spicy for anyone's pallet, and the sauce was for the broccoli beef was just as grubbin. Before I get into the pork fried rice, I'll preface it by saying that I was so tired and weary of other place's fried rice being boring, bland, dry, and reminiscent of drywall spackle. However, this was not the case with our pork fried rice.... Imagine if you will, a space and time when the gods came down and blessed your food because Odin himself was going to dine beside you. This was my experience with the first bite of the fried rice. The pork was moist and flavorful, and the rice itself was not dry, and the flavor was so rich that my next meal might very well consist of the largest tub they have available of this magical stuff. Odin approved! read more

Tucked away back off TV Hwy in the safeway shopping center is a chinese restaurant worth checking out. I stopped in for lunch and ordered off the reasonably priced lunch menu. The waiter was friendly and helpful. Since I'm a curry fan, I ordered the chicken curry for $5.95. The lunch comes with soup, tea and an appetizer. The service was fast and the food was very good. They will also make scallop or shrimp curry if you ask. The lunch menu is available 7 days a week and they also have daily specials. I thought this chinese restaurant was good enough to try again and I will be back. They did get a 93 out of 100 for their last health inspection score on 4/14./2009. read more

:-( the kung pao chicken is soggy breaded chicken bits. There's no veggies in it either, it's just chicken and some bits of green onion and whole chili peppers. Sucky! The Mongolian beef is kinda spicy usually it's pretty mild at most other places. The hot and sour soup is pretty bland, I added some sriracha sauce and a little soy sauce to help but basically it was all eggs and not a lot of veg in it. The BBQ pork tasted very gamey and soggy- just weird! Crabby poofs were basic but the sweet and sour sauce was pretty bad! Hate trying new Chinese restaurants and getting shitty food. read more

I ate here on Friday on the last day of my trip up to Oregon for work. I came here a couple years ago (2011) and have since changed to being vegetarian. I ordered the stir fried tofu and egg flower soup. The tofu was crispy and tasty, and the portion was generous for the price. The egg flower soup was plain but also tasty. The ambiance is okay, but it is across from Intel's Aloha campus and as such pretty busy at lunch with Intel employees. You can see the chefs cooking through the window. A little girl was waving at the chef who was stir frying some food and he smiled and waved back. Overall, I got a good vibe from the place. The service was pleasant and the two employees there were nice to me. I would come here again next time. read more

Yum....Quite the tasty place! When I go to the "west side" for my oil changes or car repairs at ABA Auto, I always stop by Stir Crazy. ORANGE BEEF TO DIE FOR! Also, darn good crab puffs. Service is really attentive. Good stuff. read more

I took my dad and my husband here for father's day, it was busy but not crowded. I called ahead to make sure they had seats available and the gentleman I spoke with was very polite. We we're seated immediately and given tea and water immediately. Throughout the meal the staff refilled our waters without being asked. Service was polite and efficient. The appetizers came quickly and were delicious. We had the eggrolls, pot stickers, my husband and father had hot and sour soup while I had the wonton soup. Both were equally amazing. My husband got sesame chicken, dad got the seafood paradise (or something with a similar name) and I got broccoli chicken. All were absolutely delicious. I was surprised at how many scallops were in my dad's dish and how big they were. Everything was cooked perfectly and I only had to season my soup. What I really liked was that I didn't feel rushed at all, the servers weren't hovering and only came when they sensed we needed something. The food made great leftovers too. I am totally coming back. read more

Good Chinese food. Clean facility, friendly staff. Free delivery is available! The food is tasty. I've been lucky enough to eat Chinese dishes while in part of China, so I have my bar set pretty high. They pass my requirements, so I'll return here again and again, guaranteed! I'm not sure, but I think the portion sizes are actually larger if you order for delivery or take out. read more

I havent been inside the restaurant . I only order for delivery and so far we are pretty please about it . They have a great package for certain packages for how many people you going to feed . Kung pao shrimp is my fav . Delivers very fast and so far they havent mess up our order . $50 bucks worth of food is a feast . read more

Great food. Fast and friendly service. Would definitely recommend this to others as a great Chinese restaurant.

Haven't had decent Chinese food in years. This place is only a few miles from home. The food is delicious and portions are substantial. We had lemon chicken w/brown rice & szechuan beef & pork fried rice, which we'll be having, I suspect, for lunch & dinner today. Place is clean, owner is friendly and attentive. Will def be my "go to" Chinese Restaurant from now on! Anita read more

Stir Crazy Kitchen - Love Stir Crazy Chinese Restaurant located on TV H'way, between Hillsboro & Beaverton. - Chinese Near Me - Beaverton, Oregon

This is a pretty typical American-Chinese food place. The hot & sour soup wasn't super flavorful, but it wasn't bad. The dishes were neither family-style nor combo plates, so husband & I ordered two meals & shared. It was just okay. Place was clean, staff friendly. Food hit the spot. read more

I've been coming to this location for the last 20 years. I have not found any other chinese restaurant that can make a chicken w/ vegetable ( white sauce) dish like they can. Service has always been quick. I enjoy coming here for lunch, the portion is right for me and it comes with a bowl of soup either hot n sour or egg flower (both are my favorite over any other Chinese restaurant). read more

Ah, it was all right. First thing, though: avoid being seated in the back corner near the lounge doorway, right next to the emergency exit, especially in the rain. The emergency door is improperly sealed and it'll be like having a cold fan blowing on you all meal. Service not ostentatious but took good care of us. Food was kind of bland but of good quality. I liked my kung pao, but it was not strongly flavored. They do give you a ton of hot oil if you want it, but if you were to use even a tenth of that, it'd be like you ate napalm, so I would suggest being very careful with that stuff. Pot stickers were all right. Partner liked the fried rice. Prices were very reasonable; that might bring us back in, or get us to order delivery. read more

I love this place. The food is consistently good.. I usually get delivery and it's always super quick. They are always very friendly. I do remember one time a portion of my order was forgotten at the resturant when the delivery came. They had a 2nd driver at my house within minutes to bring the missing item. Great place read more

Generally I like coming here for a quick cheap snack but lately things haven't been awesome. Their customer service has never been tip top and the food tastes like it's frozen, never fresh. A week prior I ordered for delivery and the delivery boy walked it right over to my place of business (in the exact same parking lot) as happy as can be. I tipped very well and was happy I'd be able to order for delivery in the future as I cannot leave my place of business- being the only one working for long periods at a time. Today I called and I spent 15 minutes on the phone while the woman tried to figure out my address (we can see each others business from across the parking lot), couldn't figure out my phone number, then proceeded to tell me they won't walk across the street to bring my food unless I placed a $25 minimum! What the what?! It was ultimately a frustrating experience and I don't believe dealing with them is worth my money, time, or effort any longer. read more

Stir crazy is an awesome restaurant! 5 stars for food and customer service. Quick and tasty. Perfect for a working lunch! And, I love their hot sauce! read more

Been here 3 times. The food is great, if you order in, if you order out... meh. Very heavy on the garlic, but fresh. Service was crisp, but not overly friendly- more of an ESL issue, I think. We have ordered in twice, and would again, but togo is to not. The quantity and quality diminish rapidly... read more

I am going to keep this review short and sweet today. My wife and I visited here for lunch and found the place was just about empty when we arrived. We sat down and tea was brought to the table with our menus. We both ordered off the lunch menu which I have to say was very well priced ($6.50 - $8.00) depending on what you ordered. The waiter did not ask us if we wanted anything else to drink. I ordered the Honey Chicken and my wife ordered the Cashew Chicken dish. Our food took the average time to come, about 10 minutes. The food was hot when it arrived and the presentation was average at best. My honey chicken was bland with not very much flavor at all. The chicken was cooked well and was moist as could be expected. The wife's cashew chicken was a little more flavorful but not much. I am hoping we hit this place on a bad day. :( read more

I went there today for the first time, and had lunch. Ordered the egg drop soup and the shrimp with lobster sauce. The soup was good; the shrimp dish was delicious. Among the best I have had. I will certainly return. The portions were large, the tea was brought to the table along with a glass of water, and unlike some Asian places, there was no charge for the tea. My lunch was $7.95. I must note that the shrimp were quite large, unlike the tiny ones I was served recently elsewhere. I did have trouble finding the place; went around the block twice before spotting it at the most easterly spot in a strip mall with a Safeway on the far side. It was worth the effort, and I brought home a menu because they will deliver to my house at no charge with a minimum $25 order. read more

My call in order was somehow lost and the manager was very responsive and apologized for what happened. He took care of my bill even though I offered to pay. Once again great service and the food was delicious. read more

Was pretty disappointed that my moo shoo chicken was delivered with flour tortillas instead of the traditional wraps. Other than that in the few choices of Chinese food in the Hillsboro area this place is decent. They deliver which is a bonus. read more

Stir Crazy Kitchen is located in a strip mall just off of TV Highway. The food is pretty standard for American Chineese.

The past couple of times I ordered from them, my lo mein noodles were gummy and rubbery, and they overcooked their shrimp. Not happy with them at all! read more

The potstickers are abysmal. Ugh. The dough was thick, it was filled with some sort of mystery meat. Bad. The chicken fried rice was pretty good, chicken cut thin. Husband thought the Kung Pao lacked any flavor. Still looking for good Chinese read more

Food is mediocre at best. This outfit is the one you turn to when you are desperate for food, and do not want to drive anywhere. So today, I placed an online order, for delivery. I waited and waited... and waited. Still no food. I finally called them (well over an hour later), and the person on the other line played the 'computer is down' card. I could barely understand him. I honestly do not know if he was messing with me or not... but with a $51 charge on my card at stake... I needed either my food or a refund. Do not order from this outfit. They suck. (for lack of a better word) read more

Five times here, five times not only great food, but also a great, friendly and even familiar treatment from their staff. Thank you!

I eat here at least 1-2 times a month. The food is descent and the prices are reasonable. The staff is courteous and service is fairly quick. I would recommend it. read more

Order take out frequently. Kung pao chicken is always on point. The staff is friendly too.

Service was quick but the General Tso Chicken left something to be desired. I'd only go back for the cream puff which was pretty good. Lunch prices were reasonable. read more

The food here is very much like the Indian-Chinese food we used to have back in kolkata, India. We love the short rib and Kung pao beef most. House special fried rice also tastes good. Portions are huge. One day we ordered Kung pao beef, house special lo mein, short rib, sweet& sour soup small...three of us could not finish it. read more

Feel terrible about updating my review. Ordered twice for delivery since last review. Once the food was barely warm. Last time got terribly sick. Last two times was enough for me not to order from them again. read more

I'm not writing off Stir Crazy Kitchen yet. I think. Not yet. Got takeout a few nights ago. I chose the Mandarin Chicken along with an order of the House Special fried rice. The Mandarin Chicken was okay. Pretty deeply breaded pieces of chicken in a rather tangy, sweet sauce. It was one of those dishes that was fine while it was hot and the chicken was crispy, but no amount (or method) of reheating it was going to make it palatable the next day. Call Dr. Kevorkian on this dish, folks, it ain't gonna be good after it's intended period. The fried rice was terrible. The "House Special" translates to a combo, which means bbq pork, beef, chicken and shrimp. The pork was atrocious: just chunks of gray meat with absolutely no flavor whatsoever. The beef, chicken and shrimp were fine, but very bland. There just wasn't any seasoning to speak of in the dish. Usually I give a fried rice dish the benefit of the doubt, but there was no hope for this, either. The fella I ordered from was friendly and prompt. Everything was on time, and the restaurant itself is clean and bright, if a little (lot) strip-mally. I'll venture to other parts of the menu, because the place is very close and they're nice. I just hope that the quality of the fried rice doesn't extend throughout the rest of the menu. read more

First off I love this place because they deliver! Since this is my only experience with Stir Crazy I cannot say anything about the actual restaurant atmosphere. But food-wise, extremely yummy. Their affordable, fast delivery (which to me means fresh) and the chicken is not overly breaded (soggy) or grisly/fatty. We always get the General Tso and Kung Pao. This is our go to place if we are feeling to lazy..or tipsey ;) ... to drive anywhere! read more

Ugh we ordered the General Tso`s Chicken and we couldn't eat it. Chicken tasted like rubber and the sauce had zero flavor. Hope it was just an "off night" but it will be a long time before we try again :( read more

Hot and sour soup was awesome, crab puff one of the best I've EVER had and the General Tso was good, but not great. There were plenty of actual Chinese people eating here, which is usually a very good sign, as well as Chinese cooks. Service was fast and friendly as well. I know this place doesn't get the greatest reviews and I'm really not sure why. They almost certainly use some MSG. BUT, my initial impression is that it is definitely one of the better Chinese places for lunch west of Beaverton. read more

The best Chinese food in Portland, hands down! Johnny and his staff are fantastic, and its all clean. Food, restaurant, and everything about it! Used to be Wu's Open Kitchen, thank goodness they went out of business and Stir Crazy came in, since then, been the best! Good work guys! Keep it up! Your food is amazing, try the Mala chicken, or some really good Lo mein! read more

Ordered delivery and the website said 45 min delivery time. After an hour and a half I called to ask where my food was and the guy told me "Oh sorry we don't have a driver between 2-4". Well, they had my phone number with my order, no reason why they couldn't have called me and let me know. At the time of this review anyway there is nothing on their website that says they don't deliver between 2-4. Seems like customer service is not their strong point here! read more

We've been here a few times place is clean and there's a big window in the back where you can see them cook your food so that's neat. We ordered a bit of everything and the food is ok. Nothing to hoot about but also have no complaints. Food is ok a notch better than Panda Express and service is good and fast. If you're into it, they also have lottery machines. read more

Love the fact that this place delivers. When I have no time to cook, I'll call for delivery even though we could walk to this place. I just get the usually sweet & sour pork along with mapo tofu. It's not the best l, but it sure is good when they delivery. read more

Have been looking for really good Chinese food since moving out to the Portland/Beaverton area. Have tried a bunch of places with little success. Tried Stir Crazy Kitchen tonight based on recent reviews and ordered Kung Pao chicken, which is my favorite dish. I get it everywhere and I always order it extra spicy. Usually places can't make it hot enough. Or at least won't. The extremely nice gentleman who took our carry out order asked if I wanted them to use their "secret weapon" to turn up the heat. Of course I went for it! The dish is magnificent! Tons of heat combined with incredible flavor. This is one of the very best Kung Pao chicken dishes I have ever had. Anywhere. So glad we went for it tonight. Will be heading back to Stir Crazy Kitchen soon for another fiery experience! Thank you for really exceeding my expectations! read more