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STFU Navy Yard

3.2 (63 reviews)
Open • 5:00 pm - 12:00 am (Next day)
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Speakeasy at Navy Yard
Nessa R.

Super quiet the night we came! To their defense, we came before the storm to get out before being locked in! Maybe the cold weather had people in? Service for a slow night was nonexistent, we sat down at a booth in the back and waited. People (workers) at the bar, several people, were talking amongst themselves. My friend finally got up to get us drinks. Not cool on their part. Drinks were okay, we didn't stay long as it was a work night. Navy Yard has had tons of robberies lately and it's definitely not safe to be roaming these streets. These folks are not playing, men, women they are robbing anyone in broad day light, be careful Navy Yard patrons. All in all, this place is cute, I came, conquered and lucky to have been introduced to this chic little speakeasy! One and done for me unless I'm a plus one again.

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Peter D.

I came to this place wanting to experience the "speakeasy" vibes. Unfortunately, I cannot agree to that sentiment. I went here with some friends and we could barely hear each other - which was especially concerning as we came on a Saturday at 6 pm. The music was being blasted in our ears and this did not match with the chill vibes I initially thought coming into this place. In terms of the drinks, I thought this place was overpriced with mid tasting flavors. I wish I could say better remarks about my drink, but I could not even finish it at the end of my visit. The service was also very underwhelming. Our server dismissed our group when we wanted to order more drinks, so we all decided to leave after getting one drink respectively. I will not be coming back anytime soon as there are other great bars in DC to check out.

Christina B.

I visited STFU on Saturday to celebrate a birthday. Based on the pictures and dress code, I was expecting one kind of vibe, but when I arrived, it was something completely different. It honestly felt like one of those "come as you are" church situations .lol There were people in dressed in rompers, tights, Jordans . I actually felt a little overdressed. That said, the place was packed, which made for a fun atmosphere. The DJ was good overall, though at one point he started playing church music. I'm not sure if people were just tipsy or didn't notice, because everyone kept dancing anyway. lol The drinks were decent, and the final bill was surprisingly low, which was a nice bonus. Since we were celebrating a birthday, our waitress even gave us a complimentary birthday shot. I'd definitely return. I'm curious to see what the vibe is like during the week. Also, parking was easy there's was parking lot right across the street, which made things super convenient.

Renee D.

My husband found this spot online, and since it was just a quick ride from our hotel, we hopped on some bikes and made it a little adventure. ‍ Tucked underground like a secret DC bunker, this bar is small, cute, and full of personality. And then there's MJ -- the bartender who turned a casual drink stop into a whole vibe. He was warm, witty, and made us feel like regulars five minutes in. Also... government deals? Only in DC. It's giving "speakeasy meets Capitol Hill happy hour," and honestly, I was here for it. If you like your bars with character, charm, and a little bit of cheek -- this is your spot.

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Nicole C.

You could easily miss the location which is the point. Service was great! Ambiance was very festive since this was the holiday but regardless the design aesthetic there is super cute. I don't believe they have food but would definitely go again for drinks.

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Melissa G.

If you're looking for a speakeasy with a sexy vibe then you definitely need to check out STFU! This is one of the newer speakeasys to open and is located in Navy Yard just around the corner from Chicken and Whiskey. Like many other speakeasys, it is located in the basement which is accessible an via elevator or stairs. As soon as you walk in, you get the sexy vibe from the lighting to the setup and decor. The staff is very friendly and they have a great menu of craft cocktails. On select nights they have a dj or live bands and karaoke. Definitely worth checking out if you like speakeasys!

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Kent D.

A nice little speak easy, nestled in the basement of a building in the Navy Yard. The vibe is more lounge than anything else, with dark lighting and music playing. The servers all wore dress shirts with bow ties, which didn't really match the vibe of the place. They only serve alcohol, no food, so don't go there hungry, which is one of the reasons why I left after only one drink. The other was the uncomfortable seating along the wall. As far as the drink that I had, they have an assortment of cocktails that you can order from the menu. The drinks were pre-made, so that was a major disappointment. I think it'd be best if you just ordered a traditional cocktail and not their special ones.

Chell H.

Really nice addition to the Navy Yard area! (I'm glad to see something other than a sports bar in the area). If you enjoy craft cocktails and a low key atmosphere, definitely make a reservation and enjoy. I can't wait to visit again!

Spencer D.

Stopped in here after dinner on a Friday night. Solid cocktails saved an otherwise confusing venue. The good: the drinks here are good, an interesting and unique selection of cocktails made fresh by an army of friendly staff. We tried three of the house drinks and my wife loved the hot honey addition. The bad: the atmosphere is a bit confusing. It was set up as a lounge when we were there but the single large open room with concrete floors, large screen tv walls and dj booth made it feel much more like a dance club and not like the intimate lounge that the furniture and staff outfits seguested it was. Maybe we were just here to early and they do move the low tables from the room and turn into a nightclub at some point but while we were there it seemed like the space design and atmosphere were really at odds with the lounge theme. The mediocre: Hidden bar/speakeasy niche. This is a fun novelty that I have enjoyed in the past and I like the general setup of the entrance to this bar for that reason. However again they undermine this novelty by putting red velvet ropes and a bouncer outside the street entrance. Overall good stop for a few cocktails on a quiet night but not quite the intimate speakeasy lounge we thought.

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Kiyah D.

Another "speakeasy" to add to the list! It's not super hard to find, which is convenient but kinda defeats the purpose of a speakeasy, but it was a great experience overall. They only serve cocktails, so this can be a great before or after dinner stop. That being said, the drinks are superb! The vibe is dark and red. Music was lo-fi/vibey in the early evening and was more hip hop/R&B as the night went on.

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Sarah A.

This is a cute little speakeasy that has a really cool vibe. It's starting to get very popular so if you come, especially when they do Sunday fun day expect to be waiting a while to get in. You also do need to get tickets in advance for certain events that they have. Overall, I really enjoyed their Espresso martini. Their menus are always changing, so be sure to check out some of their latest concoctions. They really do a good job with craft cocktails and the space is really cool. It gets super packed and you'll be very very hot in there so just be mindful if you go in the winter And you bring a heavy coat. They don't have a ton of bathrooms, but the bathrooms are pretty spacious as well once you get into them. They are all individual person bathrooms.

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1 year ago

Incredible place, good music, and Carlos is great, thanks for recommending the place to me.

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Absolutely horrible service...skip this place....stood at the bar for 10 minutes while they wiped down bottles and stared at me...walked out

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Brian the dj saved the night. The drinks were pretty good.it was a pretty good crowd. Thanks Brian

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Such a fun spot! I…read morewas in town visiting a friend and we got dinner across the street at the sushi place. I was pulling up Yelp to see what bar we wanted to go after and saw this on the list. We were initially going to go to the karaoke bar next door but when we walked inside, it was wayyyy too loud and obnoxious so we were like perfect let's go across the street! We walk into the ramen spot and ask where the speakeasy is and the guy led us to the back and showed us to some stairs to go down. Seriously, how COOL is this place??? The neon lights were so fun! We walked into the bar and immediately loved it! Good amount of bar seating plus some comfy couches and whatnot. There was music but it wasn't too obnoxious, we were still able to have conversations - it was surprisingly chill and exactly what we were looking for. Chatted to the bartender who made some fancy shots for us, had a few drinks. It was not busy at all on a Sat night which was nice. It is very dark inside even with the neon lights so it does make it hard to read the menus (had to use flashlights on our phone). But super fun spot, fun drinks, not too expensive, and a neat and chill experience! It was an excellent find for us for sure!

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What a gem! I stopped by The Wells around 7:30 on a Friday night and was pleasantly surprised we…read morewere able to get seated at the bar. Within minutes the place was packed, so although we were able to get a seat I'd still recommend making a reservation since the space fills up quickly. Initially I didn't realize this was a gin-focused bar, but now I'm hooked ( I told the bartenders about my usual preferences and they were able to make great recommendations). The drinks were incredibly well crafted and full of unique flavor. I started with one of their signature drinks but then asked for a bartender's choice based on what I typically enjoy and they absolutely nailed it. The space has a stylish speakeasy vibe that feels both elevated and inviting. You ring a bell to be let in, which makes the whole experience feel a little more special. Inside, it's moody and romantic with plush seating, gorgeous lighting, and a warm ambiance that's perfect for date night or just catching up with friends. Whether you're a gin enthusiast or just looking for a cool spot to grab a drink in DC, this place is absolutely worth checking out. I'm already planning my next visit.

We dropped in at about 7:30p on a Saturday. I was surprised that we were able to get a table…read more Marcus sat us and explained the menu. He was awesome. He was super attentive and helpful. We didn't know this was a gin bar but the drinks were tasty and great. The caramel popcorn is delicious. We got it without chocolate. This is an awesome space. I'll definitely be back.

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