If the sherif had taken John Rambo to Stallones restaurant, he probably would have left Hope all on his own.
The kitchen staff must have been participating in a Rambo reenactment nearby, which sadly began right as we arrived. I have no other explanation for the fact that our food took more than one hour to arrive. Another possibility is that they went up the Coq to a local farm, killed and butchered the cow themselves, then brought it back on a bicycle. It's more than likely that the cow led them on a Ramboesque manhunt before being killed, based on the time it took. Sadly, the cow died in vain. The steak sandwich was not worth all that trouble they went through. The waitress did her best, but it could not save a doomed experience.
Luckily, Rambo was on the TV, we weren't too hungry when we arrived, and I hate giving local businesses bad reviews, so the place gets a few stars.
If you're in town, give it a shot, we probably just got an off night. read more