I'll start with the good: GREAT fucking bar/junk food. Their wings, their fat ass french fries, their burgers are all fantastic. Good greasy bar food. I dont drink beer, all I drink is rum or whiskey and they know how to make a fuckin drink. You have 2 mixed drinks in this place, and youre already half way to a Kennedy.
The other odd point I could give it is it is the most racially and culturally diverse sports bar Ive ever seen. It's like the fuckin thing is in the comissary of the United Nations building. It looks like one of those cheesy commercials, when you go "Yeah, like THAT group of people would ever hang out and drink together...." But they actually do here. Ive never seen so many different ethnic backgrounds mingling & having a good time together. It gives me hope for humanity. (Peace through alcohol; sounds like a plan.)
Now for the bad, and it pains me to do this. *(Here's a random historical fact; did you know that Hitler was in great distress about having to bomb England? He was a huge fan of history, and had a great deal of respect for the English empire. He pleaded with his generals to find another way besides having to destroy it. They actually had to convince him to do it. He did, but with great regret and sadness. Poor fella. Thank you.) I moved to LA and lived right down the road from the 'Bok for YEARS. it started out as a great little corner bar that was relatively quiet and friendly. It's been a shame for me over the years to watch its decline into madness. It's like the Col Kurtz of bars.
I dont know what's happened to the place, but it's managed to turn into the bar from fuckin "Roadhouse". Only without Dalt, the best cooler in the whole country, keeping things under control. ("Be NICE.") Now let me paint a quick picture; Im no fuckin hipster. I dont drink in Los Feliz, I dont wear a Frank Sinatra hat, I dont wear "Affliction" t shirts. I like down to earth, no bullshit types of places. But the 'Bok has turned into the very bars I grew up in back east that I HATE, and is now the opposite of everything that I enjoy about drinking culture in Los Angeles. Every fuckin time I go in, it's full of drunk off their ass rabble rousin' hooligans. The whole place is just full of absolutely fall-on-their face white trash and shit. Every time I turn around, I swear I expect to see my buddies' dad's from back east or one of my uncle's in there. And the age demo here is like 34-50 now, it looks like a night shift just ended at some Detroit factory and the whole place ambled into the cocksucker. I've noticed quite a preponderance of cowboy hats and muscle shirts as the years have ticked on. It's turning into that fuckin bar from the beginning of Terminator 2. You bring a girl there, you walk away for five minutes and some shitty, fat truck driver looking motherfucker has his hands all over her. Yeah, great. (Happened 2x, w/2 different girls. The 2nd time I almost kicked the shit out of the guy. Dont worry, I didnt get laid either time anyway.)
It's never NOT chock full of trashy. sloppy (and not in a good way/way I like) messes of girls, who smoke a pack in a 3 hour period. (See you at bingo, bitch.) You wonder who's watching their kids while they're out spending their diaper money on booze and darts. And that karaoke, that GOD FORSAKEN karaoke! Shut UP!! Stop with the shitty live music and horrendous cover bands! Any shit head that hears the opening licks of "Photograph" from Def Leppard and raises their beer, looks around and goes WOOOOO! should be shot by Barry Pepper's character from Saving Private Ryan, on the spot. Right through your stupid, shit kicker cowboy hat. Enough.
I can't stand the place anymore. Sorry 'Bok-a-roo, you've lost me. I probably sound like a douchebag, but almost everyone I know that used to come kick with us there has said the same thing and doesn't go there anymore.
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