Larry Hagman has passed on, and so shall J.R. Ewing. The most iconic TV character will officially be laid to rest this March on the stupid reboot of Dallas.
Will I watch? Yes, as they are reportedly bringing back numerous actors that have not taken part in the hideous embarrassing subpar mess of a reboot. (The current cast, I couldn't care less about, but of course they'll be there too.) I really enjoy many of the actors that starred on Dallas in its day. Sadly, a lot of them are no longer walking the earth but some are still around. I was fortunate enough to see some of them in person some years ago. Larry too. A true gentleman with a wicked sense of humor and real love for his fans.
Larry's death is the end of an era for me. I have hardly any memories of a time when I didn't watch Dallas. Got started early, and was largely shaped by it. When it discontinued production and only reruns were on, I watched those. When those stopped being shown, I had my archived collection. (Remember that, recording from TV with a VCR??!). Now I have the DVD collection as well. J.R. is the most enduring, singularly vital character, without whom, none of the others would matter. My mom used to know if I was around or not by whether she heard J.R.'s voice. A dear friend has also suggested I sketch a portrait of J.R. and I surely will.
While J.R. was fictional, Larry based his performance on a real-life Texas oilman relative. If a more entertaining, evil, endearing, darkly humorous portrayal of the sordid side of capitalism exists, I'm not aware of it. It takes a very special talent to behave as nefariously as J.R. did but still make people care about him. He was above everyone, yet mysteriously relatable in a way that made people tune in. J.R. was the man people "loved to hate" before that concept was on the map.
J.R. influenced me in many ways related to business, not only for what he did but what he didn't do. He was very successful, but he made mistakes too, lots of 'em. It's the recovery from them, or lack thereof, that matters. Some of the biggest lessons I learned from the show, but also had to experience myself for them to really sink in:
*Contracts were made to be broken. Don't paint yourself into a corner; what's your exit strategy (or several)? Know all the emergency exits before you settle in.
* Don't collateralize your home or its contents in a speculative business deal. Your home is your home, period. The Asian oil wells came in, but what if they hadn't? There would never be another Southfork. It's up to the owner to know the emotional value of retaining their home and other possessions; the lender only sees dollar signs (or whatever currency).
* Watch your "friends" closely, 'cause your enemies will take care of themselves. Once you reach a certain level, it's very difficult to have real friends. The worst bait-and-switch, embezzling, and betrayals that have happened to me were from alleged friends.
* When times are tough, buy, don't sell. J.R. could see what others couldn't, such as refineries being a better buy during lean times and therefore a better deal. He didn't always handle them well. But, the company benefited in the long term.The point is, chronic losers have a knee-jerk response of selling everything as soon as cash flow is tight and so they never establish themselves. The rich know how to be broke without breaking.
My picks for quintessential J.R. lines:
"Every business is just alike. There's a shark in every pool of water."
"It takes brains to know when to be scared."
"Never tell the truth when a good lie will do."
"Market values change every day."
"I have meetings all day with people who don't know what a shark I am".
"Don't you know rich folks are always happy?"
"Never pass up a good chance to shut up."
"The people you'll be dealing with won't have your little integrity problem."
"Win some; lose one or two."
"Where there's a way, there's a will."
"It's just as easy to put you in that straitjacket as it was for you to put me in one."
By the way, those who berate Larry in death for having had a liver transplant -- WTF?! Like he deserved it any less than anyone else, or that if his liver was ruined by drinking, he didn't "deserve" a transplant? So when it's a wealthy, well-known person, it's bad behavior instead of the disease of alcoholism? Like he would more rightfully deserve the procedure if his liver was defective for another reason? Livers can be destroyed by Tylenol, too. Sheesh.
Please. Either alcohol abuse is a disease, and therefore not the person's fault, or it isn't. Changing the rules based on perception of the recipient's net worth only makes for stupid talk. Very much like people waiting to express sympathy or disgust for a person dying of AIDS until after they've learned whether the virus was obtained through a transfusion or sex. I'd hoped that humanity had evolved since 1985.
Thanks for everything, Larry...and J.R.! Southfork will never be the sam read more