Well my friends, gather round' and I'll tell you a story that is the truth, the whole truth so help me GOD!!! and nothing more.
Alas on this, the fourth of July my fiance and I decided we had a taste for bbq. We live in the bucktown/ wicker park area and we heard of the puke daddy, I mean the smoke daddy and saw it at the taste of chicago last year. We read the reviews and thought hey we might have a good bbq joint right down the street let's check it out. So we went, from the moment we walked in to the time it took for someone to realize we were waiting for a table was ten minutes. Ten minutes of loitering around the host station with employees staring at me and saying nothing, giving me looks like why am I here. Once we were seated we sat in that excessively hot restaurant for twenty minutes before we had any contact with another employee(the hostess said that she would bring us some water) In the end we sat at the table for 25 minutes until we got some water which the ice was completely melted out of, and the place is so unorganized that a few minutes later a waitress put two more cups of water on the table and then after a few More minutes another waitress came to put water on the table, saw four cups and stopped and went back. Keep in mind that we have now been sitting her for 30 minutes and have not been able to place an order. The group that came in before us sat on one side of us. They received prompt service and got their drinks, food and ate and paid the bill all before we even ordered. Two groups that came in after us sat right next to us and they received their drink orders and food before us, and they ate and paid their bills all before we even received our food, BUT THEY CAME IN AFTER US!!!!! Ok, so after 30 minutes of sitting there, the waitress finally comes and takes our order. My fiance ordered the sangria and I ordered some rum drink with ginger ale, then she ordered the burger daddy style and I ordered the taste of daddy with St. Louis Ribs, pulled pork and brisket. She didn't bring our drinks out for twenty minutes. By the way, I am being completely honest about the time, I started timing these happenings with my stop watch function on my watch. By the time she brought our drinks our food arrived five minutes later. I was also surrounded by a bunch of weird hippie bastards that thought the nasty food was good, but they all attacked their food ravenously and shoveled it into their mouths so fast I doubt they tasted it. Watching the "hipsters" in wicker park eat smoke daddy's disgusting food is reminiscent to watching homeless people fight over a sandwich or two dogs with rabies going at it over a turd.
So now the food. I thought that it was going to be pretty good. I was so horribly wrong. The fact that they would even serve something like that and try to pass it as good food to paying customers is beyond me. To be honest, my fiance's burger was not bad it was ok, mediocre but nothing spectacular. Jake Melnick's or Kuma's Corner have infinitely better burgers. My food was attrocious I didn't even finish any of it. The pit beans were not bad, macaroni and cheese was not bad. But that was the best part of the meal. The ribs I was served were not only burnt, but tasted like meat that had been cooked on a grill that wasn't allowed to burn all of the lighter fluid off yet. Delicious lighter fluid gasoline ribs, what more could you want? I know what that tastes like because I made that mistake when grilling for a bbq a long time ago when I was FOURTEEN!!! Pulled pork was horrible mostly fat and burnt. The brisket was ok but nothing special. A bbq joint is supposed to serve good bbq. I would feel bad feeding this crap to someone's dog, it was just disgusting. I didn't finish the ribs I just couldn't eat them. I almost never ever tip below twenty percent but I could not give our waitress a good tip and still sleep at night. But then again I couldn't sleep last night because of the stomach cramps, excessive heart burn and soon to come explosive diarrhea I was soon to experience from crap daddy's. My advice, if you want good bbq, do it yourself or go to smoque, they're pretty good. The sauces at smoke daddy were actually good, however there was nothing worth putting it on. How can you expect people to pay for this horrible service and disgusting food. Also I want to point out that I have never written a review in my life, however I was so appalled by this experience that I had to create an account and post a review. If this review saves one person from the culinary hell that is "the smoke daddy" I will be happy. I seriously don't know where all of the good reviews are coming from, probably from starving "hipster" bastards that have never had a family bbq. Please, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME OR MONEY. DIE SMOKE DADDY DIE!!!!! read more