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    3.7 (3 reviews)
    Closed 10:30 am - 2:30 pm

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    Pesco - Lagane e Cicciari - Fresh Pasta with chickpeas  Sooooo gooood!!!!!

    Pesco

    5.0(36 reviews)
    1.8 mi

    Pesco is a small food cart regularly parked in the Windance Boardshop parking lot. It initially…read moreattracted us due to the pictures of various specialty dishes from different regions of Italy. We were most interested in a couple of the dishes, most notably the pettole and arancini. We walked up on a Sunday for lunch and none of the items we wanted were on the menu! The owner mentioned how she rotates all the menu items every month on the 15th, migrating between specialty dishes between regions of Italy for 11 months of the year, then bringing the customer favorites back for the last month. What a unique concept! Unfortunately most of the menu items available didn't interest us that much, so we ended up only ordering the tiramisu. Chef did offer us samples if we were interested which I appreciated. Tiramisu ($8) - The owner warned us when we ordered that she had just made the tiramisu around 30 minutes prior, so the espresso still needed time to soak into the ladyfingers. Electing to get lunch at a different spot, we ended up waiting about 2 hours before digging in. Unfortunately due to being kept cold in our cooler, the bottom layer of ladyfingers still hadn't reached the point of being soaked enough to be tender. Another hour or two outside of the cooler solved the issue. An $8 order contains a pretty large tiramisu square, hand cut and fit snugly into a takeout container. It's such a rich dessert that eating only about a third of it completely filled me up. It's creamy, it's tender, it's sweet, it's thick. It's night and day vs. store bought tiramisu, being probably two or three times the richness of mascarpone and cream, although not cloyingly so. The espresso soaks in well after a couple of hours, giving tenderness to the ladyfingers and an espresso taste that isn't bitter or acrid at all. Yum! (5/5) I don't eat tiramisu all that much, but I loved the one served at Pesco. Given that they have different menu items every month, it seems like this food cart is a great place to visit for plenty of variety. I'll have to keep an eye out the next time I'm in town!

    Wow! A small food cart at the corner of parking lot of a business…read more Trusted Yelp reviews and turned out to be an awesome experience of great food! Better than most mediocre Italian restaurants in Portland. Very impressed with the taste and quality of the food.

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    Pesco - Food Cart

    Food Cart

    Pesco - Pesto $18

    Pesto $18

    Pesco - Pasta Mollicata, bucatini with a wonderful sauce

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    Pasta Mollicata, bucatini with a wonderful sauce

    Grasslands BBQ - Hatch chili & cheddar sausage, burnt ends, pulled pork, mac & cheese

    Grasslands BBQ

    4.7(32 reviews)
    2.1 mi

    I don't know where all the rest of the reviewers have been eating but after waiting an hour and 45…read moreminutes for brisket and ribs I'm not very impressed. The brisket was very soft and the ribs fell off the bone but the tiniest cup of bbq sauce I've ever gotten with takeout was not very flavorful. The rub on the meat was dry and had large mustard seeds. I left the ordering to my spouse and he came back with just 4 slices brisket and 5 ribs - no sides - for $44! Maybe the sides make a difference? Maybe moving here from Memphis makes a difference? When you've had ribs there nothing compares! Either way my vote is an hour and 45 minutes on a Saturday is not worth the wait.

    This was the single greatest BBQ I've ever had. Shared 1lb of tri tip, 1lb of smoked chicken, 1…read moresausage, all sides and all the add ons. It was plenty for 6 people (1 of the 6 was actually 2 yr old and he kept saying 'beast' super cute, he liked the food a lot) The line on Sunday was about 20 - 30 min and well worth, would wait double. You can drink a beer from the brewery in line. They also have Dr Pepper which is the #1 drink. Cannot wait for my next trip back.

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    Grasslands BBQ - Grasslands owner sharing his appreciation to all the customers who waited in line before opening its doors. What an awesome gesture!

    Grasslands owner sharing his appreciation to all the customers who waited in line before opening its doors. What an awesome gesture!

    Grasslands BBQ - Pork belly burnt ends!

    Pork belly burnt ends!

    Grasslands BBQ - Order of brisket (so tender) and smoked chicken sandwich. I take my food to nearby Stoked Roasters to get an iced latte.

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    Order of brisket (so tender) and smoked chicken sandwich. I take my food to nearby Stoked Roasters to get an iced latte.

    Love & Hominy - Vietnamese

    Love & Hominy

    4.7(130 reviews)
    2.1 mi

    I nearly skipped this place thinking "I'm not much of a taco fan." However, my husband loves tacos…read moreand wanted to try it, fortunately for me. We ended up coming back the next day without hesitation for 2 days of tacos in a row and I'd return in a heartbeat if ever back in Hood River. These tacos are addictive! With their mix-and-match fusion menu, your taco of choice can really taste any way you like. The Hawaiian taco with grilled shrimp was my favorite, but I also enjoyed their Thai taco with chicken. I wish I could have tried all of them as everything featured good, fresh ingredients. Don't skip the drinks here either. I usually avoid cocktails but they offered to make their frozen margarita spicy for me and I couldn't resist -- fantastic! The service was over-the-top amazing. This is a casual restaurant where you order at the counter, seat yourself with a number, and wait for your food to be delivered. Service at such establishments is usually pretty perfunctory, but not at Love & Hominy. The servers are all super friendly and seem genuinely enthusiastic to be working in their restaurant. That in itself says a lot. As mentioned, this place is casual but still fun and eclectic. While eating your tacos in-house, check out the wall on the entrance side. It's pretty entertaining to look at.

    The wait and lack indoor seating was awful. Sitting outside roasting In Direct sun…read more.. I appreciate that they had vegan options and I appreciate their creative fusion cuisine. The safe vegan option that killed me my husband were the Vietnamese. I got the Vietnamese taco and Vietnamese Bahn Mí bowl - I enjoyed all of it. Fun delicious, however, at $6/taco?! Not worth it. Severely overpriced.

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    Love & Hominy - Ready for my taco yumminess!!

    Ready for my taco yumminess!!

    Love & Hominy - Three delicious tacos sitting in their holder just waiting for me to make a mess

    Three delicious tacos sitting in their holder just waiting for me to make a mess

    Love & Hominy - Mediterranean

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    Murphy’s Family Watering Hole - Pulled pork plate and loaded brisket fries

    Murphy’s Family Watering Hole

    4.1(27 reviews)
    0.5 mi

    One of the worst restaurant experiences of my life. The tables are so close together my 2 year old…read morehad to squeeze into our table. We sat down and got drinks after 15 mins of waiting. Never had a refill offered the entire time there nor did anyone around us. We got up to pay for drinks and leave that's food when our food came out and hour later. So, it was thrown in To-go boxes, no bag, no utensils, no paper towels, the pulled pork sandwiches were burnt on the bottom bun and cold and stale on the top bun. The meat was dry and cold, the sandwich had mayo even though the waitress told us it did not also the menu didn't show mayo in the ingredient list. The Mac and cheese was old mush looked like it was a week old. The waitress was on her phone and the cook just looked like he had nothing to do. Won't ever go back there.

    While visiting family in the area, we decided to try Murphy's for dinner. Upon entering, we stood…read morearound for a few minutes before a server eventually came up and confirmed it was seat yourself. Not a big deal at all, but a simple sign to indicate that would be helpful. That being said, our server was very attentive and friendly the entire time. We ordered a variety of burgers, including a the Impossible Burger as I'm a vegetarian. It was great to see a vegetarian option on the menu as you never know in smaller towns. The food was well received, with the brisket and smoked mac n cheese being the major highlights. My family could not stop raving about how tender and flavorful the brisket was. My Impossible Burger was really good and although I try to avoid the processed meat alternatives, it was a good cheat meal. They have a few TVs inside, included a big screen TV that was playing the Sunday Night Football game. This would be a great spot to watch a sports game while grabbing a bite to eat or a beer/cider. The price point was reasonable as well. Definitely a spot to checkout if you are in the area.

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    Murphy’s Family Watering Hole - Outside vibe

    Outside vibe

    Murphy’s Family Watering Hole - Brisket, smoked mac n cheese, coleslaw and cornbread.

    Brisket, smoked mac n cheese, coleslaw and cornbread.

    Murphy’s Family Watering Hole - Impossible Burger

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    Impossible Burger

    Smash Squatch - burgers - Updated August 2026

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