It may the divyest of all Miami's dive bars. Bring cash. Make sure your vaccinations are current and be wary of making eye contact with the locals. Excellent people watching. Beer. Stories you may or may not remember. If you want clean, swanky and trendy...please keep driving and leave Seven seas alone. read more

Best dive bar in Miami, this place is an institution. Love the karaoke, crazy characters, pool table, outdoor food, everything. This place is memories. Welcome to the hidden gem read more

Seven seas is one of my favorite dive bars. It's a neighborhood kind of Bar. They only accept cash. I love going to sing karaoke it's a lot of fun. The people that go there are usually very nice. The staff is nice and attentive some nights they have a food truck with delicious burgers. I'm not sure if they serve food at this bar because I've only ate there at the food truck but the burger from the food truck is fantastic and freshly made right before you sometimes he even does other specials like quesadillas. I highly recommend it's a lot of fun, but you have to remember to bring your cash read more

Great staff, great vibes - love it here! Patty & Manny are the best. 10/10 best bar in Miami! read more

The gateway to west Miami is marked by a pale blue, rotting '57 Buick Special bearing Delaware plates that hasn't moved from its parking spot on Red Road in decades. The warped and rotted wood panels are gone, and so are the many hives that housed colonies of roaches and maybe a few rodents (Thankfully the one strapped to the bicycle out front is gone). The original sign rests above the entrance and hopefully it will for another 70 years. Karaoke is why you come, and it's on display 3-4 days a week. The karaoke DJ is a fatherly figure with an unflinching set of standards. "One name, one mic." Take care of your bartenders and you'll be welcomed with your drink upon arrival. Bring cash and tip appropriately. read more

This is the kind of place you end up at when they close the club.... Cash less bar with one pool table, the drinks are strong & the vibes are spooky read more

Love this spot has tons of good energy and people. Tess is attentive and always making sure I have a cold drink!

I can't stress enough how horrible some of the bartenders are here. I've come here on and off throughout the last few years and Tessia/Brittany are the NASTIEST humans on the planet. They think it's hilarious to treat the patrons like crap. I have literally seen a room clear out when these two walk in, but mostly Tessia because she takes advantage of the fact that her mom who was actually really nice , is dating the owner who is also a cool dude. This girl is going to demolish their business. Brittany is her lapdog (Tessia Jr) and Steph is hit or miss on occasion. The others are all really nice though. I have no complaints about them. It really brings the vibe down. A few of my friends and I decided to stop coming here altogether until the mean girls leave . No matter how cool the place can be and the other people that go in there their behavior is just disgusting. Otherwise, if you managed to get out of there without one of these three dumping on you, it could be a decent night. read more

Seven sea is the most overvalued and the worst service, especially in the restaurant service , seriously bad. The worst ever I saw in the cruise read more

Good atmosphere, very much a want to be dive bar...reason I say this, $11 wells, $8 for a can of beer or seltzer. It's cheaper to drink in the keys than this "dive bar". Born and raised a mile away from 7 seas. I grew up having this as my local bar. The Managment is going downhill, ask any of the bartenders besides the owners wife. 7 seas has way too much potential to be letting the true locals down like this with such big price hikes. read more

Seven Seas is one of those places that I can rely on for a good time with the friends. A smaller, more intimate bar with plenty of seating and the most reliable staff. Tess always takes amazing care of me! Every other Sunday Mayflower plays live music that is always a good time! A pool table, dominos, scrabble and more are in a small room in the back for everyone to enjoy. Always open late, always reliable. read more

I want to start by acknowledging that I've had some genuinely good nights at this bar in the past. It has the potential to be a great spot. However, I will never be returning after the grotesque and frankly traumatizing experience I had with one of the bartenders, Tessia. While settling our tab, Tessia--completely unprovoked--verbally attacked me and my friend by calling us "c*nts" simply because she had asked our group to leave after one friend (who is over 21) showed an expired ID. We complied without issue. We didn't argue. We didn't make a scene. We were literally paying the bill and preparing to leave when she escalated the situation in a totally unprofessional and abusive way. What makes this worse is that Tessia is the owner's daughter, and it shows. She clearly believes she's above basic decency and workplace standards. According to several regulars we spoke to afterward, this isn't the only incident -- Tessia has a reputation for treating paying customers like garbage, and management never holds her accountable. It's incredibly disappointing to see a bar with so much potential being ruined by unchecked nepotism and toxic staff behavior. If ownership continues to allow this type of treatment to go unaddressed, they're going to lose even more customers. There are too many great places in this city to spend money at a bar where you're insulted for absolutely no reason. Avoid this place unless management decides to take professionalism seriously. read more

I usually like this spot but my last visit was terrible. Came here at 2 am on a Thursday and the husky bartender lady with the shaved head (apparently named Steff) walked all the way outside just to tell us the bathroom is for paying customers only. Im a regular here on weekends but clearly she doesn't get to know the customers from how nasty and rude she was for no reason. Some guy outside told us her name and said she's weird and nasty with customers on the regular and constantly has a bad attitude. The bar was dead empty (for a reason) and we came to check the vibe. Its was not what we hoped for so we used the bathroom and ordered an uber to our next spot. I'll avoid coming here on Wednesday nights if this angry weirdo is bartending. read more

I love the dive bar dive atmosphere, which Miami has been lacking since most of them have closed. The Karoake nights are really chill and entertaining, great to pass the time. It's been a second home for me. Although, I favor the earlier hours, it's really chill during the day and having laughs with all the locals. read more

Amazing dive bar! Cheap prices, great vibes, amazing friendly and fun staff. I frequent weekly!

Tessia is a cancer to this establishment. She's allowed to continue to terrorize patrons because her mother is dating the owner, so she walks around like she owns the place. My husband frequents this bar. It's right down the street from our home. I joined him one night, it's a cash only bar and we were sitting outside. We ordered drinks so at one point Tessia comes out to close tabs and my husband gives her the cash he has. To be clear, my husband is in the restaurant business, we are chronic generous tippers. We are not and have never been stingy when it comes to tipping. Tessia comes out of the bar RAGING, calling my husband out for not tipping enough. I've never seen this girl in my life at this point. This wasn't a personal or private conversation that would have easily been solved with us taking out some more cash from the ATM to cover the issue. This was a PUBLIC SHAMING. Yelling at my husband in front of me and EVERYONE, with no consideration whatsoever that it could have just been the fact that he miscalculated funds since I'm never there with him and he didn't acccount for my portion of the tab. Either way, had it been dealt with professionally and privately and not SCREAMING and EMBARRASSING people, it would absolutely been remedied. We never are cheap on tip. EVER. Tessia tells my husband he's banned from the bar for 30 days. Power tripping. We leave after this altercation and Tessia, who has my husband's phone number, starts mass texting him. Like an insane amount. And in those text messages accuses him of sexually assaulting his "lesbian coworker" and that she knew she couldn't trust him after she learned that. One of our best friends who to this day has no idea where that came from. Insane allegations. It's been months since that happened. Our friend was back at the bar tonight. The same friend she made false allegations about, asked us to join her. We went, well past the 30 day "ban" for no reason and we stayed outside to not start drama because we knew this problematic and unhinged bartender was working. Our friend went inside to get me a drink, mind you I don't know this girl (Tessia) and MIND YOU, this is the very same friend she texted my husband about and accused of sexually assaulting and you know what TESSIA said to her? "Tell Tony (my husband) and his fat ugly bitch of a wife that EVERY TIME they show up here it's another 30 days on THEIR ban" I will never set foot in that bar again. And to Tessia...I may be fat, but I can lose weight tomorrow. YOUR KIND OF UGLY is for life! Your ugly is in YOUR SOUL. I'll pray for you. Avoid this place at all costs. I wanted to confront her about what she said about me and every single "regular" at this bar blocked me from going inside and said it wasn't worth it because she's just sad and angry and this is just how she validates her existence. The amount of people just explaining away her disgusting behavior just to be able to hang out there is astonishing. Like I said at the beginning, this girl is a cancer to this establishment and a disgusting person. read more

A local dive bar. Note at the time I went to this location was Saturday night. The location is packed and full of people, since it was karaoke night. They only accept cash no card payments. They do offer water for free which is good. Note if you want to sign you'll need to arrive early or you'll never get a chance to since there is a huge wait time. The decor was cool and interesting. Seats and tables go out fast and you mostly be standing like half the people in the bar. If you need to uses the bath room may want to hold your breath since it feels the bath room has never been cleaned. Other than that okay place for a late night hangout to drink bears and sing karaoke with friend's. read more

Only 7 seas? This place felt like it had at least 78 seas and several hundred sea lions! Never in the history of linear time has there been such a nexus of pure sexual power and energy in one location! I can say that this bar was probably the first place I've been where you can openly drink with white sharks, sexy people, and pictures of celebrities you thought died but live in our hearts. The bartender Stephanie made me a drink so strong I was sure it had recently been to a Planet Fitness. Please frequent this place and enjoy their comedy nights by Raul. Your life is missing something and that is the 7 seas. read more

Seven Seas - Dive Bars Near Me - Miami, Florida

Wow, the people, the ambience, the vibe. It was a local bar that leaves you begging this was a chain of restaurants. It is a unique experience, was here for karaoke night. The locals treated me like family, read more

What more do you want from the perfect dive bar?!!! Love the bartenders and my local locos! Night time is a different beast though. Cheers!

One of the most gloriously awesome dive bars I've ever been to anywhere in the world. Cash only bar, but they've got an ATM there. They have an unrestricted TouchTunes jukebox also, so I can bump all the slow jams & Sade to my hearts content. The vibe here is awesome, always a phenomenal time. I also sang karaoke for the first time in over a decade last week, and committed blasphemy on the legacy of "Bump N Grind" by R Kelly. Such a great & ridiculous time. 10/10 always. read more

If you're looking for the best place in Miami to have a drink and sing karaoke with lots of great local talent seven seas is definitely the place to go best place to be on a Tuesday,Thursday or Friday the bartenders and karaoke dj are awesome if in town definitely worth the visit great service. read more

if you're latin please do yourself a favor and don't come to this place, the Dj is rude, and racist!!! I was waiting for 4 hours to sing 1 song at the karaoke, at some point I noticed he was putting the Latin songs to the end, even if other people came after hours, he had no intention on put the requested song. it's sad to come to this place and try to enjoy it as everyone else and get discriminated just because we wanted to sing 1 song in Spanish. If they do not intend to be open to other cultures why did they have latin artist on their list from the beginning. god bless your heart. He was picking and choose the songs he wanted not by order read more

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The place is small and gross, and the urinal was overflowing... but that was just the 2nd worst part. The guy running karaoke was incredibly rude. I haven't seen anyone take the joy out of music like that since Rebecca Black. I'd go with zero stars but the bartender Vanessa was awesome. read more

The karaoke dj has a horrible attitude and the singers in general make your ears bleed

Almost 2 years ago, for 2 nights and 3 days, I was given a tour of Miami Hot-Spots that became known as the "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE F&CK I'M GOING" Tour hosted by Natasha A..... My arrival in Miami on a Friday night was along the lines of "Arrival at Natasha's home... dropped off my bag... got into her car... got yelled at for asking where are we going". From this point on, my weekend was planned (without my input) for everything from morning to middle of the night, all meals, all shops, all communities, all parks and all bars. So why am I wasting your time telling you about this and not sharing information about SEVEN SEAS? Simply put... By the end of the weekend we visited 27 different establishments and the HIGHLIGHT OF THE WEEKEND..... you guessed it.... SEVEN SEAS. * * * SURPRISE ! ! ! * * * We leave one of the many weekend stops, it's very late and frankly, I'm hungry, when Natasha says, "you're going to love this next stop"... We pull up to a small building that looks somewhat distressed with what I think is ocean memorabilia... I'm thinking it's one of those iconic seafood markets I've wanted to try like La Camaronera, Don Fernando or Garcia's Grill. At this point, my mouth is watering like Pavlov's Dog. As soon as you open that door, a cloud of cigarette smoke hits you like a truck... and I realize there is really loud music coming from inside. I understand now why the girls giggled at me when I mentioned food here... it's another bar but not just a bar it's the KING OF KARAOKE bar that Natasha told me about in the past... apparently they either have no SEVEN SEAS sign outside or I totally missed it. * * * LIKE A VIRGIN * * * So I don't do Karaoke but I do love to watch... been going to Friday night Karaoke Nights at Coffee District in Delray Beach for years and have yet to ever sing a single song. I will say this though.... of all the Karaoke bars I've watched, this is the only one I've gone to that EVERYONE stays involved all night long. Everyone there is there to either sing or watch others sing. Other bars, yeah, you go to watch but you end up talking it up with friends and barely even notice anyone that takes the stage. Since I don't sing, I thought it was mighty cool that Natasha let me in on picking a song for her to sing... LIKE A VIRGIN... but first she a couple of other songs... granted this review is about SEVEN SEAS, I should let you know Natasha kicks butt on the microphone. * * * HOME SWEET HOME * * * I'm still quite hungry but I'm having so much fun watching the Karaoke entertainment that I have no interest in leaving. Plus they have a full bar and a variety of beers so I'm good for awhile. I don't want to mislead and say the inside is comfortable... it can be but the place gets very packed (at least during the Karaoke nights) and there are a limited number of tables. The interior is old and sketchy... run down but in a good way if that makes any sense. It's truly a dive bar.... including the smoke... apparently smoking is allowed and well, YOU WILL SMELL LIKE AN ASHTRAY when you leave. Granted I left that night and I smelled awful... actually our entire entourage smelled awful. For fun and great people this place is hands down the best of Karaoke and the best of Dive Bars in general.... well worth the nauseating stinky clothes. read more

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The drinks here are excellent and the most reasonably priced in Miami. If your looking for a neighborhood bar, that's safe, friendly, well made drinks with a decent pour, friendly patrons, UTR, and welcoming.... THIS IS IT. AND if Michelle is there, your customer experience will be heightened!!! Great job FROM: Philadelphia, The City Of Brotherly Love ! read more

I know I know...it's a "dive bar" with a reputation for living up to its classification so I should not have been too surprised by the filth factor but I guess it was just a bit over the top for me. Having read the reviews, I did expect it to be grimy but I was not at all prepared for the revolting patch of mold growing out of one of the corners in the ceiling, the view of which caused one of my friends to throw up most of what she had eaten earlier that night. The fact that I was already drunk when I stumbled over from Duffy's next door and still couldn't avoid being grossed out by the place speaks volumes to me. I honestly would be afraid to see what disgusting details would reveal themselves if I were to get a good look at this place in the light of day. I can't say that the experience was a total loss because my friends and I did have a good time here. The strange mix of decor certainly made for interesting conversation starters as did the equally strange mix of patrons that even included pseudo celebrity Nick Voss (Miami contestant on the first season of X-Factor who almost made it to the semi-finals). We went on a Thursday night for karaoke and enjoyed listening to the diverse range of vocalists who took their turn at the microphone. Having some genuine talent, Nick Voss certainly shined a little bit brighter than the rest but I happen to enjoy the off-key melodies as well. The drinks were decently priced but the selection was somewhat limited and although it used to be a seafood restaurant, the kitchen has since been closed and food is no longer served. If the place back then looked anything like it does now, I can only imagine that the kitchen accumulated a collection of health violations until it was eventually shut down altogether. Though some smokers probably appreciate being able to light up wherever they may stand, the lingering smoke and the overwhelming stench of old ashtrays was something I could only take in small doses so I did make numerous trips to catch a few breaths of fresh air on the patio where we found even more intriguing conversation pieces like the old Jet Ski and various toilets that are now serving as planters. All in all, I had a pretty good time but not good enough to convince me that I should return so if the mood for karaoke strikes again, I will most likely try and find someplace new to indulge it. read more

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Patricia!!!! What a great Bar!!! If your looking for a great locals place without the hype this place is perfect. A dark old sailor bar that has a pool table and super friendly clientele. We made friends fast. We found ourselves hanging out here for hours. Now for the key to the whole experience, Patricia!! A beautiful woman who runs this bar and made us feel like we've been going in the place for years. She's the nicest person me met in Miami. If your looking to hang out in a dark dives bar and make friends quick, you couldn't find a better place. Thanks Patricia read more

After all, Heaven is a slice of wisdom on earth. What a perfect bar. Yes, it's cash only and you can't smoke inside anymore but whatever! You know what you're getting into just as soon as you walk in...full bar, quirky decor, local art, neighborhood folk, and all that 33155 glow. You know, I feel like every bar like this in miami has either been demolished, overran by a condo building and/or a CVS, or simply been unprofitable. It's a Dive Bar at the end of the day but the best one if you ask me. There's a cigarette machine, they don't serve food, and you're bound to get schwasted but who cares. Trivia is on Tuesdays and they offer discounts on tabs for the winner. There's at atm right by the bathroom to cater to your "I don't have cash" issues. Sunday nights is live music and let me tell you...it's pretty pretty pretty pretty good. read more

Seven Seas - Honey Jack - Dive Bars Near Me - Miami, Florida

This bar is awesome for karaoke! My friends and I love coming here to sing songs and drink. Sometimes we play pool too, but it's always packed with people waiting. There is also limited space as it is not a big bar with not enough tables and chairs. read more

I have been coming to this place for a long time. I like to sit and relax early afternoons. $3 beers happy hours with Jazmin are great. Poor Michelle is young and is teased a lot...something about hot dogs! She stands her ground. Always a good time! read more

I went there a couple days ago with the girls and I had an amazing time definitely going back again. Shout out to the DJ. He's super cool was great, the service is amazing! The bartenders are amazing and the drinks are cheap. 10 out of 10 would recommend by the way, the people who are putting one star in these reviews are Karen's and a bunch of liars they're trying to ruin someone's bar read more

My favorite bar ! Karaoke here every Saturday ! I bring all my friends and we always have the best time ! They also have karaoke on Tuesday and Thursday also love the bar tenders and DJ ! read more

So many things to say about this place... If you want to shorten your life by second hand smoking, be my guest. No ventilation system at all. But if you really want second hand smoking to make a impact in your life, apply for bartender here. Try to show up Thursday or Saturday, which are the Karaoke nights if my brain is in order. The other nights, it's a rough crowd out here, you really don't know if you will be robbed or assaulted. Seven Seas is that bar that opens at noon and has a clientele of bums, alcoholics, purely dysfunctional individuals that belong in Dicken's London Tales. Even the daytime bartender is scary. This place attracts a very diverse crowd, young people, college students, gay couples, old timers, roofmen, handymen, tourists, Yelpers (the worse), everything except decent people. Beer and drinks are cheap though, and Karaoke is fun. You've been warned. Cheers Mel! read more

Went to this bar to get drinks with friends and even though one of our id's was expired and offered a picture of a passport the bartender because extremely hostile and made us very uncomfortable considering that who's id was expired was not even drinking ! Bartender was not pleasant and we will not be returning I would rate 0 stars if possible ! She was was wearing a orange cut out too and black hair in a bun working 3, 28 , 2023 ! Terrible terrible service there's ways to talk to people and she just doesn't have it ! We went next door and had great service ! read more

I am going to avoid the fluff. Here are the reasons I love this spot: 1. One of the best karaoke spots on a Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday night. The musical catalog is extensive, the KJs are not Nazis, the sound system is excellent for the venue size. 2. Drinks are inexpensive. Don't expect to see the frou frou shit you'll see on South Beach. The bartenders are friendly and they'll keep a cold one in your hand. 3. Parking is not a hassle. No cover, no reservations needed. 4. You'll see a great mixture of characters. Some that look like ex-felons, friendly hipsters, the ex-strippers, the beauty queen, the handsome stud, the karaoke virgins, the seasoned veterans...well, you get the picture. What you won't get here are fuckin' squares. 5. This place ain't pretty but it has that charm that will keep you coming back for more. 6. Guaranteed great time with a group of friends! Check out the links to some of me and my friend's karaoke performances...and please keep in mind, I am NOT a professional but you don't need to be if you know how to have a good time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oKZ5fG7jYM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OieD8tet3Ls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNS42mjyVeI read more

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I love the karaoke vibe and crowd but the dj is such an asshole. I've been here various times and each time he is the same pretentious cold dude. Sorry if I'm requesting a song read more

So, I was in town on business and this place was down the street form my hotel so I decided to stop in. It's kinda small and dark on the inside. They have an outside patio that is dimly lit as well. They have board games, video games, and a pool table, and apparently you can bring your dogs inside the bar too. The problem I have is that there seems to be two different prices for people. There's the local's price and then there's the out of towner price. I obviously received the latter. the bartender turned his back to me to make the drink, and in my experience, that means you are doing something shady to my drink. He did. There wasn't a full shot in that drink, I paid though, obviously they need the money. read more

This bar is just so gross inside. So run down! I wish owners would invest money into this place and make it look nice. Its located right on a main street 57 ave. Yes I drive by there every day to go home and unfortunately have to drive by this bar!! Ugh I am not going to even comment on the food.....not worth my time. read more