Went for a hot stone and facial. Left with a complex and COVID.
Truly, I'll look back at my experience and laugh at the audacity of it all, but for the purposes of needing to get this off my chest...
1. The quality and sizing of their robes are terrible for a "luxury" spa. Taken to a locker, I was told "if the robe inside doesn't fit, you can look in the other open lockers for another size." Wait, what? I have to search for a robe? Okay, that's a first... all robes in lockers were a size M or L. I polity asked the front desk for a larger size. They had to go into a back room to get me an XL, which was snug and not what anyone wants from a spa experience. (As a reference point, I wear a woman's size XL, 16-18). But okay... your robes run small. I ask again, can I get a bigger one? Even a men's robe? Front desk says, "we gave you an XL, that IS a men's size." At this point, I'm deep breathing to prevent myself from going off. They end up giving me a "members" robe which was LUXURIOUS and lovely and completely different than the worn, small, scratchy ones the lowly customers paying a small fortune seem to get here.
2. Off to my Hot Stone, which should be called--- the Stone. The masseuse explains their "crock pot" (Yes, you heard that right) is on the fritz. Some stones are warm, some are not, but none were hot. All in all, this was a very good massage apart from the tepid stones.
3. I booked these appointments back to back, but was told my facial would start in 90 minutes. Hmmmm. Well, with my kindle in hand, I made the most of the wait and did enjoy the near empty facilities. The outdoor hot tub was a great feature on a beautiful day and the quiet relaxation room was a nice place to pass the time.
4. On to the facial---an hour long marketing experience. This included pushing a 3oz tube of sunscreen that costs $75. I'm good. I'm really good. I enjoyed the 15 minute speech about products at the end, which left me in a blissful (NOT) spa high.
5. Check-Out proved interesting as well. You will be asked to verbally say how much you want to tip. I had to ask the person to tell me what each service costs, as I was only told the total. Looking back, I'm curious if gratuity was already included. At the time, I asked them to e-mail me a receipt, which they said they would. The numbers just don't add up for me... I had a $310 gift certificate, but still paid over $400 out of pocket. It's been 10+ days and no email. I called to request this an hour ago and they said they would send it, so we'll see...
6. The icing on the cake---after coming to this spa on May 28, I tested positive for Covid on June 1. I did not have any other exposure. I wore my mask in the lounge and between services, but had it off for the luke-warm stone massage (the woman there did not wear a mask) and the facial (the woman there didn't have it on for her marketing speeches pre and post, but put one on for the actual service). While we can never be certain, and it's a gamble I elected to take, I suspect this is where I caught Covid.
I love a great spa day, but unfortunately this place didn't live up. The facilities are their shining star. Everything else felt wrong. read more