If I was just rating the massage ability of the hot young Chinese girl who gave me a massage, I would give her a 5 star. She gave me a really great massage. But it's the overall feel of the place after leaving that makes me give a 3 star and makes me not want to ever go back. First it's more expensive than all the other places on Convoy that I've been to. The standard price on Convoy of all the places I've gotten massages are 40 dollars for 1 hour and 60 for 90 minutes. I always do a 90 minutes for 60 dollars and I always thought I give really good tips, until I met this massage therapist. This place charges 75 dollars for 90 minutes. So it's 15 dollars more. I first walked in and an old lady greeted me (I've had nothing but bad experience with any older than 40 lady on Convoy, because they try to extort more and more money from you), and I said I just want to see what your prices are, as I can't do a massage today because I'm working right now delivering in your area (which was true). So the old lady says in Chinese something to someone in a back room and a very hot young Chinese girl comes out smiling very mischievously, which I won't say her name (because she is the girl I ended up getting the massage from and despite what she has learned from her Chinese elders in the Water World, she's not a bad person). So I asked her name and I said I would call her and make an appointment next week, which I did. I've been getting a massage about once a week from so many various places on Convoy (because I work 7 days a week and I have a very physical job that leaves me sore and if I took off a day or two a week that would be like not being able to pay for 3 or 4 massages) some with great service, others that are kind of shady (mostly the older ladies) that I won't go back to. This is the first time I've been compelled to write a review for any of them. So what makes me give them 3 stars when I said the massage was great? It was after the great 90-minute massage that my young hot Chinese princess massage therapist comes back in while I'm getting dressed and I said with a big smile "thank you for a great massage (which it was)" and I gave her a 40 dollar tip and a CD of my music (which is what I usually give for a 90-minute massage that usually costs me 60 dollars; so I always thought I was a vert big tipper [67 percent tip]) and I also gave her a shrink-wrapped brand-new CD of my original music that I sell for almost 30 dollars online. But my little snotty nose princess massage therapist says, "Oh no, not good!" And I said What; that's very good. It's more than a 50 percent tip." 75 dollar massage, 40 dollar tip is actually 53.3 percent tip. In any other business that would be off the charts and the person would be blushing with joy. But she said, "40 dollar tip is usually what I get for 60-minute massage. You did 90-minute. so you should give at least 60-dollar tip." I just started laughing at her and I was thinking I should hire this girl to act in my next music video because obviously she learned this heist routine from her Chinese elders in the Water World. I actually had two 20-dollar bills and one 5-dollar bill in my pocket, which I usually do, so that if it's a bad massage, I will only give a 25-dollar tip and it it's good I'll give a 40-dollar tip. So after she pouted for a few minutes and I laughed at her more, I finally pulled out the other 5 dollars and gave her another 5. So now I gave a 60 percent tip. BUT she kept pouting and saying "we have ATM machine" (NEVER USE THE CHINESE ATM MACHINE. IT WILL START PULLING WAY MORE MONEY FROM YOUR ACCOUNT IN A COUPLE DAYS. IT HAPPENED TWICE TO ME AND LUCKILY MY BANK PAYED ME BACK BUT IT TOOK A WEEK AFTER THEY TWICE CLEANED OUT MY ACCOUNT. Not at this place but two other Chinese massage places when I used a debit card to pay.) I just laughed at her and luckily another guy came in the lobby and she had to run off and give another massage. BUT I WILL NEVER GO BACK TO A PLACE THAT TRIES TO EXTORT MORE MONEY FROM ME WITH TIPS. I've learned that the older the massage therapist is on Convoy the more they will try to extort money from you. So I usually go in and try to get the name of a young massage therapist and call back and ask for an appointment with the younger ones, because they haven't yet learned how to extort money from white guys. The two young ladies at Healthy Massage were very great and were very happy with my 40 dollar tip for a 60 dollar 90 minute massage. I'm going back to Healthy Massage. read more