The place looks pretty cool, your typical hipster bar restaurant that's very much en vogue at the moment, where no two pieces of furniture match each other, but somehow as whole, it works and it has a pleasant vibe. And the staff is friendly. And that's it. Otherwise it would get 1 star.
The food is just not good. But boy is it trying to be! The concept of the place is, you order a bunch of small dishes to share (think tapas), there are no "main courses". But it simply doesn't taste like much. It looks original, there are certainly combinations of ingredients that seem novel. But it's pretty bland.
We had an onsen tamago (Japanese soft boiled egg), and for that one egg, you pay $17 (15.5 Swiss Francs). Yep. And I mean, it's a nice egg but, come on, it's a soft boiled egg! It's Japanese street food. I don't know how nice an egg would have to be, to be worth 17$, but this ain't it. Then we had a carrot dish with hazelnut cream and cilantro. Again, yes it's a somewhat creative combo, but just boring. Four pieces of carrot for $16. Even if the cuisine is a bit original, these ingredients are just really inexpensive, so it becomes really hard to justify the price.
Then we ordered a "Schnitzel" (breaded cutlet, typical of Vienna). We had been to Vienna recently and I knew not to expect the same here, cause they liked to do everything "different" here. But I was wrong. This was just a really bad Schnitzel. The breading seemed damp, like it had been sitting in the kitchen all afternoon and then reheated, and still it wasn't hot when we got it, just lukewarm (I don't know, maybe that's the style again?) It was really small, less than half of what a Schnitzel is in Vienna. Plus, it was pork, not veal. So again, they go for the cheap ingredients, but sell it at a very high price. The Schnitzel was $24, not large enough for one person, but remember, we we sharing these :/
We also ordered a baked potato with melted goat cheese. Much like the egg, it was nice, just not special. At all. It's exactly the same you would get if you put a potato with cheese in tin foil and shove it in the oven. I mean, you can't really screw that up. One potato for $17.
We had a bottle of red wine. Now, they only serve raw wine here (aka natural wine), cause god forbid, they should serve you something normal. I'm sure there are wine experts that can tell you how amazing that stuff it is, but to us, it just tasted like very cheap wine, the one you buy in small plastic bottles: kinda sour, and a tiny bit carbonated.
We ended up spending $200 for two people. Four small dishes. They recommend 8-9 dishes for two people, but we just didn't wanna waste more money. The people there looked happy, so maybe it just ain't for me (not a lot of people eating though, just having drinks).
On the way home we each grabbed a Kebab for $11. Really enjoyed that! :) read more