Wow, did this place go down hill fast. Used to be here once every week or two, but have been going to the movies less lately - and to other theaters. Usually when checking movie times we've noticed that Regal Marlborough has at least 1/2 of their screens playing old animes and Bollywood (Indian made, Indian market) movies for some reason.
Showed up today to find the ticket booths were gone - "buy tickets at the counter" - okay, sure, a new system... Two tickets for a weekday afternoon show, $29 - now that's gone up a bit. Many registers, only one staffed was staffed, lots of lights off.
We ordered food off the menu and "sorry we don't have that" was the answer for four different advertised items. Of the dozen or so food offerings advertised (steak tacos, BBQ pork tacos, chimichurri, chicken bacon sandwich) we were told that ONLY barbecue chicken version of the taco was available, which was not on the menu board (?). Fine, two orders of BBQ chicken tacos. OK how about a Coke Zero? Nope, we just switched to Pepsi yesterday, welcome to Soviet Russia. The large beverage rang up for $1.25 more than advertised, wish I'd noticed when I paid. What even.
The handful of staffers needed to discuss who could "do kitchen" and in a totally confidence-inducing exchange, directly in front of us the customers, they sent a guy who could "maybe" figure it out into a back room ostensibly to prepare our food. Having ordered about 5 minutes before the trailers started, we found ourselves receiving our food 18 minutes AFTER the trailers began. In the mean time we were informed that the many changes were due to "a British company" buying the theater chain a few days before. Oh joy.
After a grueling 20+ minute wait for our food, we were handed two unmarked brown cardboard boxes that felt suspiciously cold, and one plastic fork. When I asked "may I have another fork" I was told by the 'maybe' cook guy "I gave it to her" (gesturing to my companion) so I asked asked again for ANOTHER fork "yeah she has it" - OK she has A fork, may I have one more? Apparently the Brits are a bit stingy with the flatware in their businesses. We got into the theater with about a minute to spare (nearly 25 minutes of previews? also new) and bit in to our tacos to find that they were cold, and absolute garbage.
Let me explain what I mean by garbage. Cubed chicken breast, a strip of lettuce, and no sauce or other sort of flavoring whatsoever, served on what I can only describe as an undercooked, folded in half naan bread (was this leftover from the Bollywood menu?). The food was cold. Not warm, not lukewarm, but a hair under room temperature COLD. How? Perhaps 3 minutes elapsed between being handed our food, opening our cardboard boxes, and taking a bite... how can it take 20+ minutes to "cook" precooked cubed chicken, throw it in a flatbread with a single piece of lettuce, and have it be cold in under 5 minutes?! Who makes a taco without sauce? Who makes a taco on a middleastern/central asian flatbread? $12 flushed down the toilet... or should I say "loo"? Times two.
All said the bill was about $60 for two weeknight matinee tickets to a film in 2D, six small, cold, tasteless tacos, and a large drink of not-coke. For the record that's 5 hours of work at minimum wage here in good old Massachusetts. What a sham.
I used to LOVE coming to this theater. Great sound system, great screens/projecters, good quality seats and good offerings and showtimes... when they started offering food 2-3 years ago, we were blown away by how good the Korean BBQ street tacos were and stopped eating out at restaurants before movies because it was 1) really cheap, like $10/plate and 2) incredible quality. This was not a FIRST terrible experience this was a let down after years of quality service.
I want my money back, and I can't see returning any time soon. read more