The "closed until further notice" sign on the front door isn't promising, but not unexpected from a place that's been open maybe six months out of the last two years. Hillsboro is not a resort town: Stop charging a pizza place rent that forces resort hours. For the second-consecutive year, Ranch has shut it down "temporarily" in March and will reopen...sometime? Last year it was some random day in July. This year? Maybe some similar timetable, but we don't know. For reasons that definitely aren't Ranch's fault--as evidenced by their other locations and by their incredibly generous happy hour specials here--this spot is absolutely cursed for the Portland-export pizza chain. Fickle Hillsboro customers and an unstable parent company killed the Sizzle Pie that existed here, and now we're seeing Ranch being slowly bled out of the space a season at a time. I don't know how the place is ever going to establish itself by keeping Oregon Coast ice cream shop hours, but I'm fully expecting us to lose Ranch and somehow lose out on slice pizza in Downtown Hillsboro altogether. They gave us video games, merch, and a decent soundtrack, but what Ranch can't provide is any promise that they'll be open. read more

The pizza here is very tasty! I've never seen pickles on a pizza before but it's my new fav. I love the thick crust. We dined in and our order came out super fast. Cute little spot with a couple arcade games inside. Will definitely be back! read more

Ranch PDX - Hillsboro - Honey I shrunk the pickle - Pizza Near Me - Hillsboro, Oregon

We were the only ones here for dinner, the atmosphere is relaxed but not really somewhere you'd go to hang out. Nice variety on the pizzas and really fresh ingredients. The Caesar dressing is soooo good! Really fresh tasting and pretty plain salad with not much to it, but I would order it again even at $12. Overall prices are on the higher side for a pizza place but high quality for a pizza place too so you get what you pay for. If the price points were a little lower and they added a bar with some sports we would be more likely to return, but still a solid choice overall. read more

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Came to the farmers market on a gorgeous day. Decided to try Ranch. Got a quarter Hawaiian to share. Service was friendly. Plenty of seating as everybody was at the farmers market. This location did not have a LoRo coffee but the other two I've been by do. Oh the pizza. Came out hot and fresh, and I've been dreaming about it since last weekend. The toppings, the crust the light crispness, were all excellent! Best Hawaiian I've ever had. Two big thumbs up! It was plenty for 2 people to share. The beer on draft, normally $7 is $4 during happy hour. Whole pies are also $3 off. There is a ranch pizza closer to me in Beaverton which I will definitely make a point to try now. So good! read more

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Ahh the pizza was delicious!! We got a whole pie--half pepperoni (+sausage) and the other half was their special (+tomatoes). I don't remember all that was on their special, but the flavor was so yummy. I couldn't stop myself from eating more, even after I felt full.. my favorite part was definitely the crusty. It's so crispy! We spent about $46 (including tip), which included a glass of their boxed white wine and a canned root beer. Not bad for 2 people. Only downside was not having a table big enough for our group of 8. read more

Saw this place and knew we had to come back and try it after going to Hillsboro for the street art festival. Had lunch this past weekend and it did not disappoint - I had the number 4 with hot honey - sausage, ricotta and Calabrian chiles and husband got two slices - pepperoni and Hawaiian: all the above were fantastic. Slices are huge - we learned 2 is too many. Leftovers, however are never a bad thing. Lastly, roasted vs pickled jalapeños are 10/10! read more

Spectacular new pizza place In Hillsboro. The pizza dough was so fresh and spongy throughout but crispy in the bottom and edges. Sooooo good. Yummy salads. We shared the Caesar salad. They have a nice selection of beers and a soda fountain. I tried the Tieton blackberry Cider on tap. Yum!!!! The staff were all friendly and pleasant and working hard. Tables were all clean. They have indoor and outdoor seating read more

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Excellent first time at this location. The pepperoni was perfect. The cheese was actually better than expected. The $4 with sausage, calabrian chilies, and ricotta was so good! Nothing bad to say. This is a great Detroit pizza with ranch dressing to dip in. What's not to love? read more

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Absolutely surly service. We couldn't even order drinks. The person behind the counter was very rude.

Great pizza! It's different from your typical round style pie, but the flavor and quality of the ingredients is top tier and texture is the crust for this particular style of pizza is nice. I recommend getting slices with fewer toppings, but that's personal preference. I find less is more when it comes to pizza toppings and allows you to better enjoy the whole bite with crust, sauce, and tops. Get a ranch cup as well. Their ranch is up there with the best. read more

We've ordered from here (always for delivery) several times since my initial review. So I'm updating my review because the quality and taste of the pizza & ranch dressing, as well as the consistency of the service have been on point. This has become our go to pizza and the ranch dressing is absolutely incredible. Hits every time! read more

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Discovered Ranch after visiting Baerlic in SE and so excited to find another one in Hillsboro. Perfect location for a quick bite while enjoying the Tuesday market or other downtown Hillsboro activities. Just like the name suggests, best ranch in town! Good pizza too! read more

Ranch PDX - Hillsboro - Quarter Hawaiian - Pizza Near Me - Hillsboro, Oregon

Ranch is good. Honestly, when I saw my family's pizza, I thought, "it looks like they just threw stuff on this pizza". It wasn't pretty, and it just looked like toppings plopped on the pizza. Ooohhhh but hold the entire phone! This pizza was absolutely amazing. They don't skimp on the toppings and the pizza is quality made. I really like this style of pizza. And can you guess what sauce comes with your pizza?! Of course, peanut butter--just kidding, it's RANCH! read more

Ranch PDX - Hillsboro - Pepperoni and veggie (no onions) - Pizza Near Me - Hillsboro, Oregon

Love the crunch and crust. Homemade ranch (of course) is a must. Parking stinks and it's on the pricier end but it's not your average pizza and you don't eat as many slices because it's so dense! read more

first time, not the last! great dough! it was just perfect dough, not to springy and very tasty! we had the all-meat which was brimming with toppings. this is pricey pizza, but worth it once in a while! the parking is suspect, as its downtown and not easy accessible. a great addition to downtown Hillsboro. read more

Excellent Excellent pizza, filling, affordable, quality ingredients, excellent service. pecorino and basil topped on all of the slices. Top quality pizza at a good price. Love the thick slices! read more

Ranch PDX - Hillsboro - The #4 and slice of pepperoni - Pizza Near Me - Hillsboro, Oregon

Sloppy, very little scattered toppings. Crust is couple inches thick, focaccia-like, but was soggy. I ordered a half Veggie & half Pepperoni but it was indistinguishable where the halves met. Very expensive for what is equivalent to a loaf of bread and a handful of pepperoni and sprinkle of veggies. Sorry, Detroit style pizza is not my jam. read more

It was a relatively slow Saturday and service was good. The location is great as downtown continues to grow with increasingly interesting food options. We got the whole pie #4, half sausage/half vegan pepperoni. Vegan pepperoni was... vegan... but outside of that everything else was unexpectedly great. It's not my mom's sheet pan pizza. All exterior surfaces were crispy, despite being thick the dough was airy, pizza was flavorful and spicy but offset by the ricotta. Their ranch sauce is also good but not necessary. I'd like to try the pepperoni next time, seems a bit overkill but I think I'll trust them after the last experience. 1/4 pie will fill someone up no doubt. read more

Called to place my order for pick-up: a whole pepperoni/sausage & a whole veggie with vegan cheese & ricotta. Order was taken well & the time given was approximately 20 minutes. I arrive & parked about half a block up. I located the establishment & it's immaculate inside. I was on a phone call so I didn't get to converse much, but the guy working was very nice & ensured my order was correct. I paid and the guy working proceeded to bag everything up for me so I could walk & talk. The look of the pizza was aesthetically pleasing. The taste was much better than I anticipated. I'm originally from California (Bay Area) and the food in Oregon has been a hit or miss since my move here. Excellent high quality ingredients, presentation, and taste. As a vegetarian, I loved the taste & texture of the vegan cheese & the ricotta is a must. My family enjoyed the meat pizza, and my adult daughter who is a pizza connoisseur said the pizza is fire (ie excellent) & she loved the house made ranch along with the blood orange soda. I will 100% order pizza from here again. read more

Loved the crispiness of the pizza and toppings were mostly great. I just wish there was more cheese on the pizza. I got the veggie pizza and there wasn't much of any cheese to be had :( read more

Best pizza I've ever had. Highly recommend it. So excited to have this in Hillsboro.

Best veggie pizza I've ever had. Freaking amazing. The crust is to die for! And the "quarter" is plenty for one person.