Meh... I've experienced better is the perfect description for this place. I wouldn't go back here in a hurry... Didn't impress. While it's very local for me, about a 2 minute drive, it is not up there with impressive brunch places and I wouldn't go back. Just because a place is "healthy" and "paleo" won't make it great. I've been to other paleo cafes and they've been far more impressive. It has quite a good name as the original cafe has been established in Teneriffe for a while, but this place is not so wonderful.
Starting with the service. Absolutely appalling! So bad, that I had to go up and ask whether someone could take our order as we had been waiting there for ages. What makes matters worse was that there were at least 2 staff members fluffing around when they could have been more focused on table service.
The food was average... Had to wait a while so needed a coffee but in hindsight it wasn't my smartest move. They don't have any lactose free milk - closest thing is almond or coconut milk...both of which I haven't tried. Decided to give the almond milk a go considering it sounded fine. Turned out to be horrendous. Maybe it's just me but definitely wasn't worth the risk - would much prefer a stomach ache from normal milk. Decided to add some sugar to it to see if it would help...it didn't. Ended up ordering another coffee and not drinking that one. The other one was drinkable. Not the best but I've had worse... it was alright.
If you'd like to give it a shot, go ahead. I would be more inclined to try the original cafe in Teneriffe than go back here though. read more