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    Pizza Schmizza

    3.4 (62 reviews)
    InexpensivePizza, Italian
    Open 11:00 am - 8:00 pm
    Updated 3 months ago

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    What's the vibe?
    Moderate noise
    Good for kids
    Good for groups
    Outdoor seating

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    Mr L.

    I've eaten here three times. The pizza is pretty good They show NBA games on the TV Pez dispenser collection on the wall. Outdoor seating. I'd come here again.

    Abe I.

    A while back I was on a job call out here and completely lost and starving. Then I drove past Pizza Schmizza and felt my little Portland-centric soul comforted by the fun decor, tattooed, friendly staff, and eclectic pizza Then I ate!

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    3 years ago

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    2 years ago

    We've had several parties at this location. Kids love it, outdoor area clean, safe, secluded. Pizza-, bombdiggity!

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    3 years ago

    Disgusting. They don't make pizza fresh here. I have no idea how old the pizza was yesterday but it made me sick. Never coming back here.

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    2 years ago

    Good pizza. The price is a bit steep for what you are getting but I can't complain. James was very kind.

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    4 years ago

    Deeeeeelicious! Best pizza I've ever had. Even if it's a chain restaurant. The crust is perfect!

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    9 years ago

    Greasy and delicious, close to home. Not the best pizza in the world, but definitely not the worst either.

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    10 years ago

    Solid option for a quick slice. The pizza is always reliable, and it's a great location before heading downtown. Well ran shop.

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    Pizza corner.

    Wild Child Pizza - Two slices of pepperoni, one slice of cheese, one slice of veggie, with marinara dolloped on all

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    3.9(791 reviews)
    2.9 miAlphabet District, Northwest
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    Portland is a tough place for pizzerias since the variety & quality is so good throughout the city…read more But for 25+ (35?) years, this little slice-or-whole-pie place in NW 23rd has churned out the tied-for-best pizza in the city. It's true NY style, thin enough to fold if you're walking, the perfect amount of oily, with only the freshest of mozzarella. Slices are available at the counter (and a few stools if you're just having a quick lunch) all day. For a whole pie, call ahead to schedule (503-22-SLICE has been their number since I moved here decades ago) and they'll give you a time generally 20-35 minutes in the future depending on how busy they are. Staff are just like NYC: no suck-up, extra sarcasm, and if you stand at the register for 5+ minutes fumbling with your wallet, they might make a snide comment. But it's endearing grouchy, not really mean, and it adds to the "flavor" of the whole place. Parking in NW 23 is usually very hard. Being a friend to run in while you drive around the block, then enjoy how your car smells HEAVENLY on the way home!

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