So, another day, another craving. In my head, I have decided to take note...restaurant vs delivery service. I am consciously making the effort to complain about either one. For example, DoorDash is the most ignorant service. I only use them when they are associated / contracted with a restaurant of choice. Even then, I go to the restaurants site and order, I do not order from the app. In my personal experience, I used to use them often, but never fail they would mess something up. No matter how dumbed down I am, they do not see the directions, or figure out that 1+1=2; not 11. So, it pains me GREATLY to say, this time, in addition to DoorDash being stupid, this place...I don't really know how to start.
I was looking for something to eat. After taking forever to rake the brains, I decided on pizza. I didn't want ANY pizza, but a "NY Style pizza," a "greasy," "hole-in-the-wall," sold "per slice," kinda pizza. So, I go on the hunt. The normal spots, that I trust are unavailable, because...well, its Delaware; and not only living in Delaware, I live in the sticks. Outside of roadkill, there is not much out here. It's ridiculous, but I ran thru the list of chain pizza spots (Little Caesars, Mod, shewt I even looked at Sbarro, and Chuck E Cheese **when I said crappy, I meant crappy!**) to know avail, I fell upon this place, and when reading the reviews I decided that I would try it. Nothing major, 3 slices, (1) with my fav things, and *+(2) plain ole everyday cheese.
OMG! It 1st took forever to get delivered. Due to DoorDash's "impecable" and "timely" dashers, the order was moved back twice, due to lack of drivers. Then when I did it, it came in a large sized pizza box. My family member brought it up to me, and put it on my lap. The box was cold. 1st eyebrow raise: why is my so-called "HOT" pizza not hot? To be more blunt, "Why the heck is my pizza cold?!" Not luke-warm, or even room temp, just plain ole, everyday COLD! Begrudgingly I looked at the slices and they looked left-over, from like last week. So, my brain said, "stupid, it's cold, it's late, let's just put it away!" My stomach was NOT having it, "it threatened my life, if I didn't try give it fuel, it would give me hell!" I weighed both sides, and decided that I would go ahead and try to eat, and hopefully, it was better than it looked. Stupid move!!!!!
I bit into the cheese pizza first! My lip hit the underside of the slice...newp, newp, NO, NOPE!!! WTH?! Gag. It was COLD like I suspected, but that wasn't the only thing. The cheese was like metallic rubber, the sauce was a weird metallic YUCK taste! Which is saying something. You know if you were going on the taste pallet the metallic taste if the cheese and sauce blended...well..?? Silver lining?? Once the bit piece (cheese, sauce, and dough) were in my mouth, I chewed...and the first response was immediate. NASTIEST CRAP ON GOD'S GOOD AND GIVEN PLANET! Ugh!!!!! What the heck was the poison that I was attempting to consume. So, I stopped and this shows how little I learn, I thought to myself...ah...maybe this is one of those places that you need other things ON THE pizza, in order for it to taste good. IDK where I got that from, but my mind is on "starve mode," I decided to do the "darn thing," but before I could do anything I lifted up the cold, rubber covered looking slice, and all the toppings fell off, looking like on slice was disemboweled, and its guts fell into the box. I know that is a gruesome analogy, but its taste was nasty, and the pizza disemboweled was horrid!
Please know that I will not be returning to this restaurant EVER! If I ever eat from this restaurant, it would be under duress, or ignorases. Duress: I would have to be duct taped and put into a car, dragged out, into the restaurant and duct taped to the table with a nail at the bottom of my jaw; nailing it open, and someone physically shoving the pizza into my mouth, holding my nose, making me have to chew, then swallow. Yes, that's how NASTY the food was.
If I could give my honest rating of this restaurant, it would be -20 outta 10. Hated it!
After I spit out the bite that I had taken, I wrote this rating, and ordered back from a chain I like and has more than most, been good to providing tasty pizza; Papa Johns.