$8.00 for a lettuce and tomato sandwich. I shouldn't need to write anymore to stop you from wasting your money, but maybe i'll describe it to you.
Remember when you were in grade 4 and your mom packed you a lunch, and in that lunch she made you a nice sandwich? Imagine you forgot about your lunch on Friday because it was pizza day, and you didn't get your sandwich until the following Monday. Now imagine someone telling you to pay 8 dollars for it.
The sandwich is literally 2 slices of plain old bread, an over ripe tomato and a bit of wilted lettuce, wrapped in cling wrap. Maybe I have too high an 8 dollar sandwich expectation so lets move on.
The service: someone hands you a sandwich and then charges you 8 dollars, plus tax, and then they charge you a debit fee on top of that of 50 cents (not the bank, the restaurant). If you've made it this far the debit machine asks for a tip, on a non skip able prompt, luckily you can type 0.00.
The Decor: Remember when you went for lunch at your grandmothers house? She would lovingly set her old wooden table with a doily she had crocheted and you would pull up an old rickety wooden chair she's had since the great war. Grandma would place a big bowl of the most amazing tomato soup and you would watch the snow fall softly onto the window pane? Well now grandma hates you and is charging you 8 dollars for your sandwich as you watch the line up of disgruntled passengers re book their holidays due to the 6 weeks of ground level cloud.
Seriously this place sucks. Bring a lunch, go to the casino or wither away from starvation those are your choices.
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