What a fantastic find! On a quick overnight to the bay we decided to go to Kemah.... If you ever stroll through here, this is absolutely the diner to stop at. The Mexican side of the menu, is legit Mexican ... not texmex flavorless.. I had a Machaca burrito.... Absolutely reminded me of home. The salsa was super good and spicy. The chicken and waffles (yes, everywhere we go) were great. Real size chicken with flavor and the waffle was good. My daughter had a regular American breakfast.. eggs, sausage and pancakes... she shared her pancakes with me.. very good, had flavor enjoyable. People in here seemed to be locals and enjoy being here. There was live music going on. You should visit. read more

Patron Breakfast Diner - The diner. :) - Diners Near Me - Kemah, Texas

This place had good food good service We highly recommend this place Located in kemah read more

Right off the feeder in Kehma next to Texas First Bank is this little place. Service was great and a nice atmosphere. Menu is full of breakfast items to choose from. I got the chicken fried steak with eggs and hash. Delicious and filling. Swing by and try there breakfast next time you're in the area. Till we eat again. read more

Patron Breakfast Diner - Chicken fried steak breakfast - Diners Near Me - Kemah, Texas

I was very excited to find this amazing breakfast spot so close to our house. They have a wonderful variety of breakfast items, a great atmosphere, and very efficient kitchen. When we arrived on a beautiful packed Saturday morning, I asked the waiter if everyone had just walked in, because only one of the tables had food, and there was possibly 1 more open table in the entire restaurant. He said "yes, pretty much", which I believed, because within 25 minutes every single table had their food!! I'm not sure how they did it!!! read more

Ordered here through DoorDash one morning and was very happy I did! I got the short stack of 2, hashbrowns and bacon. My girlfriend got the house potato's and scrambled eggs. We both enjoyed our food so much and the presentation was great. I will say, I did wish I had ordered the 3 pancakes instead of 2 but it was still wonderful! Will def order here again! The food came really quickly as well! read more

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It's always pretty busy because the foodcis amazing and the staff are so attentive. We've tried several things on the menu and have loved everything we've had. read more

My husband and I just had lunch at Patron Breakfast Diner. The place is beautiful inside, very cozy and pleasant. The waitress was very helpful and friendly. The menu has a lot of different options to choose from, we wanted to try everything! We ordered the banana nut pancakes, with fried egg and sausage patty and we also ordered the pozole. The pancakes were fluffy and delicious! Super recommended! The eggs were good, and the sausage was delicious, you can tell it was homemade. Their coffee is excellent, make sure you try the Cafe de olla. The pozole was so good, very comforting, and with all the fixings it is to die for! We will definitely comeback to try everything if possible! read more

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Place is smallish and probably gets very busy on weekends. Clean and airy with large front windows. Service is prompt and friendly. Food is decent but my corned beef was entirely too salty. Spouse got the patron favorite plate(?) and it's a lot of food. Rather than the traditional south Texas pinto beans they served baked beans (English style)? My biscuit had a weird texture and was rubbery. I still plan to go back to try something different perhaps sometime off the Mexican breakfast menu. In particular I'd like to try the menudo. read more

Good food, well prepared. Many different items to choose from as well as breakfast. Easily the best hash browns in town. read more

Had breakfast with colleagues there while we were attending a conference. I had the biscuits and gravy with two eggs. The eggs were fine, but they literally ladled out the gravy with a teaspoon I don't think I got more than two teaspoons of gravy on each biscuit, then they sprinkled some sausage on top of the gravy. They were sausage crumbs. They called it their southern breakfast, I call it away not to get repeat business. read more

We had migas and machacado for breakfast. We substituted the potatoes for the hash browns. The hash browns is what brought us in because I saw in reviews that they were the best in town. Service was great. Wait time at around 9:30am was less than 5 min for two people. Tammy was our server. She was very attentive, friendly and knowledgeable with the menu. Ambience was great. They have a live singer singing country music outside. The music was at a great level where it wasn't to loud but still very enjoyable. I don't listen to country music but he was actually VERY GOOD. Pete Garza I believe is his name. Before leaving we heard someone ordering their menudo. I asked the server that my husband loves menudo but it was our first time here and we didn't know what to expect. Tammy offered him a sample and it was delicious. We will definitely be making the drive back from Houston to try it. read more

12 of us from Colorado ate breakfast here, we all enjoyed our meal from chocolate chip waffles to omelets with texas chile on top. The hashbrowns were delicious. There was a very talented musician outside of the restaurant playing music. It was quietly brought in to the speakers in the restaurant. I'm sure that all of the staff are wonderful, but we had Kelly who was so funny and great, she made the meal extra special. Will definitely be back next time we are in Texas. read more

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First time coming here for my birthday breakfast. Amazing flavors, very authentic and delicious food. I had the chorizo and eggs. I asked for hot sauce and was given a green sauce that was awesome. The coffee is wonderful. The service was excellent our waitress Ana took great care of us. The ambiance is casual. This place stays super busy. I would definitely recommend and would go back when in the area. Great variety of desserts, cookies, ect... a gem in a small strip but they really need a larger place for the people who were waiting to get in. Great job! read more

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We are from out of town. say this place on trip advisor and yelp. the breakfast was fresh, delicious and big servings. The service was outstanding!! Highly recommend. read more

This is the best little café! Huge breakfast great lunch wonderful atmosphere personable servers good prices! They are not messing around! Doing it well read more

Delicious food not greasy!!Also food ready fast. Everyone is really friendly and Attentive.. will definitely be back. read more

Fast service and a very clean place. Staff is very friendly and very accommodating. Tables and chairs were clean, the floor was clean and overall a great place to eat. Food was reasonably priced and came out hot and made to order. read more

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Great local spot in Kemah on 146. I love local diners with great food. Friendly staff. Pricing is fair. Good food portions and everything tastes freshly made read more

Small little place maybe 30 tops- great menu and excellent service- volume and quality.. locals fill 3/4 of the place.

Tell me I'm a fat kid without telling me I'm a fat kid. The food portions are HUGE. The biscuits and gravy would have easily fed 2-3 people. Everything was delicious. read more

Patron Breakfast Diner - Biscuits and gravy with eggs - Diners Near Me - Kemah, Texas

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food is abs horrible and very overpriced for how little you get. also the music is outdated and annoying. read more

Patron Breakfast Diner - They literally took one sausage patty and broke it up between 4 biscuits. Will not return here. - Diners Near Me - Kemah, Texas

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Kind of a cute breakfast diner with your typical eggs & toast breakfast which I was craving this morning. I liked the country potatoes which had peppers and onions in them. A little pricey but it is in the heart of a tourist destination. The service is fast and friendly. I liked that they were playing country music videos on their one tv. read more

Patron Breakfast Diner - Scrambled eggs and country potatoes - Diners Near Me - Kemah, Texas

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I ordered the Cobb Salad and was shocked as the size, huge! The service was great. 5 Stars for sure!! read more

Patron Breakfast Diner - Cobb Salad - delicious - Diners Near Me - Kemah, Texas

Love this great Diner!! So happy we have this great Family owned Breakfast diner here in Kemah TX. The food is amazing and hand made from scratch. I always get Hot Chocolate and they serve it love. Service is always on point. All the servers are wonderful and very attentive. The Ambiance is nice warm and quaint. Forks up Patron. This is my favorite place and I'll be back a lot!! read more

I have driven past this restaurant many times and wanted to give it a try. It is regularly recommended on Facebook and has good reviews on Yelp and Google. Looking at the menu, it's a mixture of Tex-Mex and American standards. Given the name of the restaurant, I thought I'd try my go-to breakfast order when sampling a Mexican restaurant for the first time, huevos rancheros. It's simple and easy to make. If they can't get this right I usually won't come back to try anything else. So, how did they do? I will say they have an interesting take on it. The salsa that was poured over the eggs was similar to a New Mexico red not bad but not my favorite. The refried beans were covered with, what I'm guessing was, Oaxaca cheese. Again, something I find unnecessary if the beans are good. The potatoes were fine. If you want tortillas with your meal you have to pay extra. With the explanation being that the eggs are already sitting on a corn tortilla so additional tortillas aren't needed. I went ahead and ordered some tortillas. The tortillas I received would have made Mama Ninfa cry, and not in a good way. One last minor complaint. When you get your bill you are required to pay a surcharge if you use a credit or debit card. I realize that a lot businesses have adopted this practice but isn't that supposed to be the restaurant's cost of doing business not mine. So in summary, will I go back? Probably, but I'll stick to the "American" side of the menu. read more

Fantastic breakfast spot. You could drive by it and miss but this place is worth a visit. Chorizo omelette was great, waffles were great, service was great. A great breakfast place that I can walk to from my hotel! Hope I can find an excuse to come back. read more

Food is Great! 5/5 I have had multiple items from their menu all have been tasty and great. Potions are very good. Atmosphere 5/5- Is great always clean and coffee smell like a good breakfast place should be Service 4/5 - Has been Great every time I've been there, however at times it may seem like they need more staff. especially when first walking in but overall great! read more

Food was amazing. Service superb. Wish we lived here but will visit again when we come to Galveston. Great family dinner

Tried this place out as there isn't many breakfast places around. Starting w/ the hostess as we walked in acted if she was bothered, told us 5-10 minutes as she did the 4 groups behind us and it was 6 minutes not bad for it being very busy. I was there w/ 2 other colleagues, We pretty much were all on the same page, this place is average, nothing special, did have a little more variety than other breakfast places but it it is Latino/Diner in one. My meal was the biscuts and gravy, I liked the gravy, hard to find Pops home made, this was acceptable, however the biscuts were very very very dry, I also ordered a side of sausage patties, which came out almost cold, not even really warm. I'll go back to try other menu items but again my colleagues and I were on the same page. read more

Nice spot, service & breakfast was good. I had the chilaquiles, pancakes looked good too. Would go again.

As an insanely picky eater I am usually embarrassed to ask for my eggs scrambled well (as well as my bacon darn near charred) but not only did the server let me know she's had other patrons ask the same and we laughed about how we all say it almost embarrassingly. Staff is friendly beyond all out, nothing but smiles and can I get you anything? Food was prepared to perfection, hubby enjoyed his chorizo omelette as well. Very busy but turn around was quick, not a sad face leaving the place. Give them a try! read more

Small restaurant with big plates. We ordered the chicken fried steak and huevos rancheros. The food was excellent. Our waitress was super helpful and pleasant. I highly recommend this restaurant. And if you are very hungry order the torta! read more

Food was tasty. We had French toast which was delicious but biscuits and sausage gravy. I would prefer more gravy and smaller biscuits also spicier sausage. The potatoes were excellent scrambled eggs excellent. Restaurant was clean service good and friendly. I don't like the surcharge for using a credit card. A little pricey. We will be back and look for less costly items on the menu. read more

Quaint breakfast place. Great service and great food. Would definitely go back when we return to Kemah.

We have zero complaints about the food, cleanliness or attentive wait staff - they are all 5 star. While I appreciate wanting to support local musical talent, there are so many other establishments in the area that play music so loud you can't carry on a conversation, it's a shame that Patron is now doing the same thing. Music that LOUD at breakfast just doesn't seem to be a good vibe. read more

We have had fantastic service with friendly servers here. The good is good and plentiful. I highly recommend having a meal here.

Patron was very clean and had a nice ambiance. The coffee was made very well. The Dovorciados plate had a rich assortment of flavors. The beans had a great flavor and the potatoes had a great kick. The yellow corn tortillas had an authentic flavor and texture. On top was a delightfully thick melted cheese slice with an egg. Both salsas were great, with their green tomatillo salsa being my favorite. Great balance of spice and flavor. The Grande Burrito lived up to its name! It came with a side of tomatillo salsa and a mix for greens. The contents of the burrito came together nicely and was nice to bite into. The flour tortilla had a good texture and flavor. The greens weren't the most outstanding thing on the plate. Coming to Patron was an overall high-quality experience with quick and friendly service. read more

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The food, atmosphere and service is always excellent, and I'm a pretty picky person. The breakfast is always delicious. The country potatoes are so flavorful. read more

Patron Breakfast Diner - Country Fried Steak, eggs, and country potatoes. - Diners Near Me - Kemah, Texas

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Wow this place is a gem! I wish they were open for dinner, the desserts are all homemade. The servers are very nice read more

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Sirloin Steak tips are phenomenal. Food was amazing! My meat lovers omelette was delicious and a great portion aize for someone hungry! My Fiancée's Sirloin steak tips were EXTRA tasty, steak seasoned and cooked perfect and generous portion of hash browns and sautéed onion and mushrooms. Will be going back read more