"Oh think twice, it's another day for you and me in paradise
Oh think twice, 'cause it's just another day for you,
You and me in paradise, think about it"
Another Day in Paradise -Phil Collins
Plusses
1- ALL INCLUSIVE RESORT -all food and drink!
2-The room is spacious, the beds are comfy, the wifi is terrific.
3-The bath towels are gigantic and as plush as a comforter
4-The showerhead is as large as a Thanksgiving turkey platter
5-The entire facility is aromatic - as if there are 15,000 hidden incense sticks
6-The restaurant choices are staggering
7- 99% of the hotel staff we interacted with was polite, courteous, and helpful
8-The Royal Service level is the way to go, at least it was for us. Adults only accomodations, no children allowed. Private beach, private pool, incredible lounge area with included food and drink all day, private check in. You even get a private butler to arrange all of your restaurant and excursion needs.
9. Our butler (Juan) was awesome. Basically he was our private concierge.
10. The fresh fruit is absolutely incredible. Puts to shame what we get at home.
11. They have tons of fun classes. We did a class on ceviche, mixology, guacamole, tequila tasting, and sushi sampling.
12. The Avenue Bar has "shows" every night for your entertainment pleasure.
13. The beach is beautiful, warm turquoise water and white sand.
14. The huge Royal Service pool is wonderful, but for variety you can choose two more pools - there are three total.
Minuses
1.The hotel room water is not purified and the guest book tells you they "do not recommend its use"
2. There is a thick strip of unattractive seaweed between the end of the beach and the water line.
3. Amazingly, the pool-side beverage service was quite inferior to the beach-side beverage service. A guy served the folks next to us, and walked right by us 2X as if we were invisible.
4. The towel and sun screen guys at the pool weren;t very friendly.
5. Probably because of its size and hundreds of employees, not every employee is familiar with the hotel activities. We went to a scheduled Mixology class, and the Maitre D' looked at us as if we were hallucinating or delusional. He asked the bartender if he knew what we were talking about, and he knew exactly what we meant and he took care of us.
6. Its very difficult to tell exactly who is a hotel employee and who is a time share/vacation club shill. They dress alike and are located in the same places.
7. The interaction between our room's ceramic tile floor and our desk chair created the most godawful squeak when you move the chair. Unless you carry earplugs, you'd better hoist the chair clear up off the floor to move it. Slide it at your auditory peril.
8. The procedure to sign up for the classes really needs to be overhauled. You get a printed slip for your dinner reservations, but no such printed confirmation exists for these classes. When we were at the tequila tasting, more people showed up than expected, but there was no real procedure in place to deal with that. We had our valet sign us up for today's sushi making class, but a dozen folks were there for a class that reportedly had 6 openings. There was a young guy from the hotel present at both classes and he seemed to take a sadistic glee in shutting the door on some folks who honestly felt they belonged there. We were asked "who signed up for the class, c'mon, be honest?". I thought that was demeaning and insulting. Printed slips to confirm reservations shouldn't be that hard to orchestrate. read more