I went to Neptune Theatre for the Naomi Watanabe standup tour. It was a nice theatre that gave an intimate vibe. The ushers were nice and kindly showed me to my seat. I felt close to Naomi while sitting on the ground floor. One of the guides said there's merch available within the theatre, but it was too dark and I couldn't really locate where they sold the merch. I wish they were a little more clear on the instruction, because of that. read more

Outstanding venue by the UW campus for seeing a music event. Converted from old movie house for which I spent many midnight showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show in the 80's. read more

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Always a great venue (theater and concerts). Seasonal visit to Jungle All the Gay. Great event and venue. For a place that has been around a century, hopefully another. read more

Neptune Theatre - Performing Arts Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Came here for a comedy show. It was pretty clean. Tight spaces, hard to find parking. Easy to navigate on the inside. Temperature can vary.

Older small theater. I went for comedy show and was disappointed that some of the seating is rows of folding chairs on a flat floor so views of the stage are obscured or completely blocked. read more

Smallish, cozy venue. Seats were very tightly packed together. Street parking wasn't bad at all even for the sold out show I went to. I was a bit taken aback that one bottle of soda was $9. That seems excessive even for "theater prices." They searched my purse pretty thoroughly and told me they were looking for alcohol and weapons. Inside it feels dark and artsy. Overall had a good time there! read more

Went to see one of my favorite bands. It was my first time at the Neptune. What a beautiful venue. Love the "stained glass" indoors and the Neptune heads up above. Very detailed and neat. There are seats above and standing below. Had no idea where the merch was sold. The only thing that sucks is parking and the ridiculous amount of college kids but can't help that since you're in the U-District. I'd come back for another show now that I know where to park. read more

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Came here for the first time to see the ABBA tribute, and while the space is great in terms of seating, the floors are incredibly uneven--I'm honestly surprised it hasn't been addressed. I tripped and almost fell three times, and I was completely sober! I can't imagine how people manage after drinking (since they do serve alcohol). The floors have random bumps and dips, and the color makes it really hard to see where they are. It's not just one area; the entire venue has uneven floors. Additionally, like others have mentioned, sitting in the back is incredibly hot. I was sweating uncontrollably just an hour into the show, which made it really uncomfortable. The parking isn't great either since it's the u-district but we went on a Sunday so at least it was free. read more

This is probably one of my favorite music venues in the Seattle area! I've been here a few times and it's always been a great time. A lot of venues in Seattle that are meant for smaller touring bands and don't have a ton of seating and end up being standing room only, which I've discovered that since I'm no longer in my 20s, I HATE. We like to get here early so that we can get a front row seat in the balcony area which is cozy and gives you a great view of the stage. The seating is definitely older and not super fancy, but it does the job and is a lot better than standing. Another bonus of getting here early is getting to look around at all the fun architecture and additions around the theater. Rest of the venue is pretty standard. The bathrooms are nothing fancy but they are clean. I always tend to try and go in the middle of a song because there's only a few stalls so the lines get looong. Bar service here has always been great, too. Overall this is a great venue and we're always stoked to see some of our favorite bands end up playing here when passing through Seattle. read more

How refreshing attending a concert in a small venue. The bar was flowing. People were friendly. And the popcorn smelled great. Sound system could be improved, but hey- Neptune is a Seattle classic. Enjoy! read more

Neptune Theatre - Performing Arts Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Paid almost $250 a ticket to watch a cover band play and couldn't figure out why we paid so much to come to the theater. Theodore was kind of dirty and dated the crowd was good and the music was great. It reminded me a lot of the theater in Everett that has similar cover bands and wasn't as nice as for example, Snoqualmie. Not sure I would pay several hundred dollars a ticket times 3 again to see a show here! Employees were really nice and professional. Please bring cash and tip the bartenders in cash, I know they appreciate it! read more

The best place to see music in Seattle. Every seat is a good seat - I particularly like the balcony for views and acoustics. They book great bands - I've seen everyone from Sinead O'Connor to the Magnetic Fields. Drinks are reasonable, and they sell popcorn just like when it was a movie theatre! read more

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If you haven't seen beautiful stained glass, you have to go here. It is great and it has beautiful music. It has a great atmosphere and wonderful employees great parking and a wonderful place to go so if you're visiting Seattle, one of the places that you have to go Neptune theater. read more

I went to see Jeezy at this venue and had an amazing time. The bartenders make some strong drinks and the people running the doors and the other checkpoints were pretty friendly. I appreciate that they have a standing room only space and a balcony area with seats, all of which are first come first serve. The ladies bathroom is a bit difficult to navigate because it's so small and the layout is weird but hey, it's a bathroom. The flooring upstairs is uneven and can be dangerous if you don't pay attention to it. The only complaint I have is that the seats are small and really close together. You get more seat and leg room on a plane. The sound was really good but the fog machine was a bit much and caused my throat to hurt. There's no ventilation so once it's in there, it's in there. read more

I have been coming here for years and frankly it's not the greatest theatre. It's run down and the seats are tight. They bring some good acts in so credit where credit is due and I love the glowing eyes of the Neptunes around the theater. read more

Per a comment related to this review, my review was a little harsh (since the problem was less an issue with the theater than it was about Ticketmaster). I've updated the review to reflect that. However, the issues I had are still relevant. read more

Do not go to the bar the have super expensive watered down drinks! My boyfriend and I went to see Lucas Zelnick. He was AMAZING. we sat in the back of the front seating and had good visibility. The chairs are super small and really close though. Now the bar. My boyfriend and I ordered 2 doubles. I got a double vodka soda with a splash of cranberry juice. My boyfriend got a double captain and sprite. Our drinks tasted very watered down and weird. Mine had 0 carbonation and neither of ours tasted like any alcohol. Our 2 drinks cost $71!!!! $71 for two basic drinks that took less than 2 minutes is highway robbery. Will not be returning. read more

I loved the show, but we went to the bar to get two drinks. We got two double drinks, a vodka and 7, and a captain and 7. The bill was 72 dollars for two of the worst drinks. The alcohol seemed watered down, and they didn't even use 7up or sprite, they used club soda that didn't even have carbonation. Basically if you go to Neptune, don't bother going to the bar. read more

We went to the Neptune Theatre to see Margaret Cho. The location is easy to find, but parking was a little difficult. It's located in the University of Washington area and in walking distance of several eateries. As long as I have lived in Seattle, I had never been here. It's an older theater, but rather than old, I rather like to say it's classic. it's very clean and the staff is very friendly. Even the security people were very nice and friendly. The bathrooms were clean and upkept. We were hungry but went to the show first because we wanted to make sure that we didn't miss the show. Luckily, they have a snackbar with popcorn and candy. We got some sodas and popcorn and candy. My husband went to the bar for a drink and he said that it had a pretty good selection of alcohol there. I think the next time we go there I may get an "adult beverage" instead of a soda. We had seats in the front row balcony and we had a great view of the stage. I would definitely try to get seats there again. We all had a great time there and I would totally go back there again to see another show. read more

Made the mistake of coming back here with friends for a show. Same crap. Just solely based on the security at this place, they have no business being a music venue. They must have Daddy issues. The acoustics suck as well. Pretty much the worst few shows I've ever attended in Seattle. Gross. This city offers so much better. read more

A fantastic theater next to the U-District light rail! All of the staff are very friendly and the venue is clean. There are a variety of snacks (the popcorn is delicious) and bar service with several options. As far as the seats, it's a tight squeeze but not too bad and fairly comfortable. I don't think there is a bad seat in the house as it is well planned out. Can't wait to go back and see more shows!! read more

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An interesting 100 year old venue. The ramp to the balcony seats from the upstairs lobby area is incredibly steep and on brand with the hills of Seattle. We saw a comedy show. The sight lines and sound in the orchestra seats was fine. The glowing eyes in the ceiling gargoyles make a visit worthwhile. read more

Neptune Theatre - Performing Arts Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Great venue to see a show or concert. Not a bad seat in the place... Highly recommend seeing JR D Guzman... Great show... read more

Neptune Theatre - JR D Guzman show!!! - Performing Arts Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Neptune canceled "An Evening with Bebel Gilberto" and has not yet offered refunds. TicketMaster won't give me my refund because it says Neptune hasn't allowed refunds yet. This is bad customer service. read more

Neptune Theatre - Performing Arts Near Me - Seattle, Washington

The Neptune is a beautiful venue! Great spot for concerts if you're short cause there's lots of areas to view. Beautiful old space. Still required masks as of may 2022 but that's okay! Felt safe and super clean. I liked the all gender bathrooms and bar options. read more

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Came here to watch Andrew McMahon's Three Piano Tour here!! It felt nice and intimate- the perfect little theater for a group of adoring fans. Standing room on the 1st floor for this concert and then built in seats on the top floor. I loved my view from the raised platform!!! Even a short person like me could see! read more

Neptune Theatre - Andrew McMahon. Great venue - Performing Arts Near Me - Seattle, Washington

We went to see and absorb Doug Stanhope at the Neptune during one of our last nights in Seattle. While the drinks were Seattle expensive, $28 for two drinks, the theater was small enough to enjoy the show. Toilets were gender fluid, but there were stalls, so who gives a rip. read more

Awesome place. The lineups are amazing and the atmosphere is communal and intimate. Highly recommend

The Neptune is OLD and really needs a paint job, inside and out, along with a massive deep cleaning but the acoustics are great and there isn't a bad seat in the house. Staff were all phenomenal and beyond patient at the doors and bars, including security. If you're walking up/down from the balcony seats, watch out for the steep incline like a hill in downtown Seattle. read more

Neptune Theatre - From the balcony. 12/7/18 - Performing Arts Near Me - Seattle, Washington

This is a very cool space with horrible acoustics. The worst in Seattle by far for a venue of this caliber. I've seen 3 rock shows there in the last few years and all sounded terrible. It's not the PA or the guy running the sound, it's the room. You can't just put a PA in a big empty space and call it a venue. You have to do acoustic treatment as well. Fix your acoustics or stop booking rock shows. read more

So, I liked this better when it was a movie theater. It's not bad for live shows but it was frustrating because our tickets just said GA, no particular row or seat. It was a bit like a movie theater but people coming in and out, was super distracting when people are standing and looking for seats their group can all sit in etc... other than that I had a great time due to the performers. Still wish it was a movie theater. Still has the beautiful art like the paintings/stain glass art (that's how it looked from the 2nd floor anyway and the beautiful light fixture on the ceiling. I'd come back here again for a show. Going to come earlier so I can sit up front and not get distracted. read more

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Medium-size theatre, so the feeling is still intimate. Seating is adequate and portable seats are used for expanded audiences. One or two bars for refreshments. Attractive decor and lighting in the main room. read more

I would give 0 stars if I could. The place has a cute, old charm to it, but that has been ruined by modernity. The restrooms are gender neutral. No man wants a woman walking in on him using the urinal. No woman wants to pee next to a man taking a dump. This goes beyond the trans issue, as nobody knows what to do since the restrooms are "all gender". My husband overheard men complaining about this in the restroom. The restrooms with urinals were mostly men with women walking in and awkwardly leaving. The ones without urinals still had men just using the stalls. There is NO safe space for women there. read more

Small intimate theater. I saw Michelle Wolf there. I like that there's a bar in the theater. I don't like how close the seats are to each other. Very squished. read more

Bar staff was professional, the guy working the "ID verification process" was a complete jerk. We get it you have a very, minor specific power, buddy. I'm 52, by the way trying to refill my 18 yo sons coke. Take it easy, pal! He was no where to be found on the first round... Happy Easter and rock on Queensryche! read more

Feel the live music at this venue where the performance is close and personal. Conveniently located next to the U District Link station. read more

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Not the best venue I've been to. I attended the Jay & Silent Bob Reboot Roadshow here. My friend and I took an Uber, and as we arrived, one of the first things I noticed was there was nowhere to park. I was glad we chose ride share. The line to get in wasn't bad and it moved quick. Once we got inside, it was apparent just how old the place is. I've been to old theaters in other cities that are much nicer. This one could use some renovations. We got to our seats, which were 6 rows from the stage, and I was disappointed again. The chairs were skinny and had almost no padding, so not only were they uncomfortable, but with a capacity crowd, we were packed in like sardines. The show started with Kevin Smith coming out for about 15 minutes and talking about the movie we were about to watch. He was entertaining as always and provided a few laughs. The movie itself was your typical Kevin Smith flick. When the movie ended, Kevin and Jason Mewes came out for a Q&A. This was the main reason I came and was really looking forward to it. Unfortunately, after answering a few questions from the audience, Kevin informed us that he was being told to wrap it up. I know from reading online that in other cities, his Q&A lasted a couple hours, yet here they cut him short. I felt ripped off. Makes me not want to return to this venue for other events. read more

Neptune Theatre - Performing Arts Near Me - Seattle, Washington

First timer (here for The Dear Hunter) and this spot is seriously the sweetest. Friendly security and bartenders, cozy -- smells like popcorn everywhere. Acoustics were great and it felt like a full house but the place wasn't over crowded. My girl's in a wheelchair because she just had foot surgery. Guys at the doors let her skip around the metal detectors. But... Shoutout I want to give though is to Michelle... She caught us struggling up the steepest ramp up front and walked us to an easier bathroom. Then later caught us AGAIN in the middle of the crowd to show us to an easier spot to see over the standing crowd. Brought me a chair too. We came in anticipating the struggles gettin around that my girlfriend has gotten used to since her surgery, and left feeling like VIPs. read more

Cool, historic theater but the experience is tainted by the gender neutral bathrooms. It's incredibly uncomfortable to have a group of women walk in while you're taking a leak in the urinal. Liberal Seattle has lost its mind. read more

Everything was perfect and it's a beautiful venue. We got front row at the concert we went to see and the security there made everyone feel very safe. This is one for the books read more