What a dump, sorry, had to get that out of the way first thing.
Wifey and myself were unencumbered with the chilldins'
This weekend. So we went to St. Joe for some pizza. Stumbled into Nardos. A crappy, unimaginative spinoff of Chucky Cheese. When a restaraunt cannot even put a sign on its entrance door? , that was the first Red flag. The second, a winding staircase descending into what can only be described as the bowels of pizza HELL!!!!
So, as you approach the downward death wobble you cant help but feel your traveling into the "Upside Down" (watch Stranger Things) it is easy to be overwhelmed by the dark
Idiotic, neon, characters of rock bands, chaoticly spewed across the carpeted walls....so stupid.
Shoulda' stopped right there. Should of thrown my hungry, malnourished, husk of a man body between my sweet wifey and pulled her back from this descent
Into, into, the Upside Down!But i was so hungry! So hungry...What a colossal waste of our time. So wifey and I got down the stupid staircase, and was stopped in our tracks by very polite, very nice young man at the Host station. He asked us to wait, go stand in the corner, while he helped some older, grandpa type figure out the menu while his grand kids crawled all over him. Wifey and I looked around
Her face was one of disgust/shock. Video games thruought,
Cobwebs, dust, and the smell of
Failure and sweat. It was abysmal. We stood their, waiting 10, 15 minutes. When he sent gramps on his way, he then proceeded to process carryout orders, make drinks, and we patiently waited another 10 minutes. I finally picked up a couple menus and we grabbed the closest high top and sat down. As we looked over the confusing, overly thought menu we decided on our meal. He had just brought out our drinks
When I went to the host station to order. I asked wifey if she wanted a salad. That is when the elderly, upper-middle aged. Owner/manager/miss rudeness walked out of the back room and
Butted in. "No salads!, No Deep Dish!, and the hand tossed is a 90 min wait! I was mortified, Try using some tact, oh, and a vacume cleaner. As a manager, Or whatever she was, you need to learn a little tact. Don't tell me what you can't do, tell me what you can do! Offer us some free garlic
Knotts and sauce to tide us over
While you cater to your carryout and ignore your walkins. Instead we tell the nice host guy " we gotta go" Miss hot mess "says charge them for the drinks!" You know what? A nickles worth of ice and syrup can go a long way in improving a customer's "will return attitude" But that's ok, we won't be back. Too bad, never had a chance to try the food. But if 1 person in your organization is so toxic, so unqualified? You got to start doing some house cleaning. Lots a pizza in Berrien Cty. Don't gotta go far. It was like being in the "upside down" ( Stranger Things) We left that NIGHTMARE! and walked 75' west into Shues and got sat and fed within 15 min. Dropped 40.00 and gave the waitress 15.00 Great service,great food, smiling faces, very well managed organization, hey Nardos, guess what? It appears the "Shues,.... is on the other foot!!" If you like this review check out the I.M.P.s other Reviews! read more