i walked into the establishment with bae and never in my life was i greeted so beautifully by Daniel M. He almost made waiting at the waiting area an event, His man bun sexy to the fullest pedigree; Bae and i were sat at the waiting area, bodies warmed by Daniels excellent customers service. We were enjoying our first few moments in the establishment when we noticed that the other customers had been seated before us .... we then realised that Daniel M did not favourite us any longer. Feeling unloved and forgotten we were soon seated. Baes booty requires special attention due to fact that it was crafted by God himself, but when she sat on the couch; it was almost as if nandos were trying to destroy Gods work. Once we were disappointedly seated, Daniel M rejoined us and the longing love of Daniel Rejuvenated back into our hearts, "Have you been to Nandos before" his words hit us like when the peri peri milk of a peri peri cow hits the bucket. We guiltily told Daniel that we had not popped our nandos cherry. He explained the basics in such a quick precise manner and left us to fend for ourselves.
Body shaking, Bae confused, The Knives of the kitchen created a soundtrack for us as we looked at the menu; we were struck with thunderous confusion ... the choices mixed with the aroma of chicken excited our taste buds, while discussing options with bae, we both came to the conclusion that this.... oh this.... this shall be a cheeky nandos indeed. Choosing two half whole chickens each; hot for myself and medium for bae, we chose the sides that we felt had the most potential, Garlic bread, Peri Peri chips and Corn, Mmmmm, I can still taste that Peri peri chips. Turning our menu to the back, baes eyes lit up like ive never seen before, one word she whispered "alcohol",
hello? yeah, she wants to say a few words
Hey, yeah this is bae - As i set my eyes on the beer section of the menu i was disappointed by the choices, Let down, i was pushed to settle for "super bock beer"... yeah so im gonna give it back to him now. bye.
I walked up to order, and my god was this the worst experience of my life "barlic Gread, with paru paru sauce, corn and 2 large chickens please" were the first words out of my mouth, Stuttered with embarrassment i pulled myself together, Ordered everything and sat down as fast as i could.
Bae and I, we're normal people, okay? but when one has to stand up and collect their own cutlery, then thats another bad review for another bad day.
The variety of music was so tasteful and mood setting that bae and i proceeded to perform our own special medley of violent lyrics over the sweet serenade of Nandos Salsa music but the music could not stop what was about to happen, Kevin hart knew.... he knew it was about to go down.
As the meal was coming to an end, we were interrupted by an outrageous scene erupting beside us it was clear that the two female customers had beef with a male customer. Unaware at the beginning what the beef was about, we soon discovered that an act of unintentional racism had occurred; not wanting to get involved the male dragged me into the conversation "these two its like they've never seen a brown guy before" i nodded uncomfortably as he spoke those words to me regarding the two females.
and then it went crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy; Daniel M returned trying to stop the fight but the man did not back down
"eat your food, You need it" he hurled at one
"you're fat, look atcha, you're fat" he hurled at the other.
"stop looking" bae whispered to me,
but the peri peri chicken was beautiful food for the front row seats to this Saturday night beef, all in all the girls were racist. and they did not finish they're peri peri chicken, as they left in a haste from the embarrassment caused to them,
I had fun, Bae had fun, we went home and had some hot peri peri fun of our own ;) x read more