Besides, as the previous reviewer mentioned, the SF General bypass, and the consequent disease-ridden-blanket-covered sadsacks that are going to have to wait for 12 years to receive any medical attention whatsoever, I was, last week, physically threatened by a drunkfuck on this bus.
So, here's the deal. I'm comin' home from the office on a Saturday afternoon, cause I'm workin' on a deadline man, and I'm readin' my commie-pinko political theory book, mindin' my own beezwax, when some ASS gets on the bus, with like, these weird fake teeth in his mouth. They were all spread out worse than Red Dwarf's Dwayne Dibbley (http://www.euronet.nl/users/muller/images/Dwayne.jpg), and they had FLASHING LIGHTS IN THEM, and I remember thinking I was glad I had my shades on, and a hat, cause then the dude couldn't see me snake a glance at him anyways. I looked at him only twice. Once enough to see the lights in his "teeth," and twice to quickly acsertain that I had, in fact, seen lights in his "teeth."
So of course, the dude sits two seats in front of me and smells like 3-day old Miller High Life sweat, which, if you are familiar with High Life, you know sweating it out has this sickly sweet smell, as if you are actually a junkie and only ever eat Ho-ho's.
And of course, the dude turns towards and starts talking to me. With his fucked up teeth. With his FLASHING fucked up teeth. I try not to look at him but he keeps like, making weird faces at me and finally I say "Do you think that's sexy?" and of course, he can't hear so he tries to move to the seat in front of me and I'm like, "DO NOT come any closer" holding up my hand and so then he does and so now, I'm forced to freakin' move. Otherwise I will hit him.
So anyways, me moving made him REALLY FRIKKIN' MAD. He started yelling about my white ass, saying he would rip my heart out and stab me in the kidneys and that he didn't mind going back to prison.
I know, from expensive personal experience, that talking smack like that is illegal. It's called "threat crime with intent to terrorize" and it can be a felony. This, I'm thinking to myself, is why you need a cell phone. Barring that, some mace. This dude was having trouble standing up by himself and it would have been fun to spray the guy and then take him down.
Oh well. He stood right next to me screaming and spitting and then I finally told the bus driver, who apparently doesn't like to pay attention to anything that's going on on his bus, that he needed to kick this asshole off, because he'd physically threatened me. The bus driver slowed down, as if threatening to let the dude off the bus, but then LET THE DUDE STAY ON when dude said he was only on til the next stop.
OF COURSE the dude came back to freakin' threaten me again (he was working himself up into a fine lather) and so I had to request ONCE AGAIN that drunk ass fuck with the stupid teeth and the illegal mouth get kicked off the bus. At which point, the driver seemed to rouse from his stupor and stop, and wait til the dude got off. But we had to hear him screaming the whole way off (cause of course he went to the front door) about how he was going to kill me and shit first.
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