My first visit here months ago had left me wanting another go, so every time I was in the neighborhood, I'd check to see if it was open.. That's why it's taken me months to get back in, as last night was the first I've seen the door open since last summer!
So mi amor and I went up in there, and found it packed with a posse of sorority girls. Reminds me of Olde Meh-hee-co... if we were in a Dusk til Dawn situation in Cancun.
I waded through the crowd and sidled up to order a couple copitas of the strong stuff. The bartender Jenna was friendly and helpful, describing flavor profiles of the brands we chose, and offering little orange slices dusted in... "larvae salt"?? Uhh, how about some grasshopper salt instead. I don't like the sound of larvae on my fruit.
We sat down to take it all in and the tiny room eventually emptied out while we sipped from the terra cotta cups. It was indeed tasty, and we enjoyed ourselves
Then I ordered another round, letting Jenna pick this time.
Again she offered oranges with bug salt, and we savored the flavor of the mescalero's handiwork, while listening to the Al Green record that Jenna put on as the breeze from the open window made it all feel quite lovely.
This all sounds great, right? No complaints.. Then I closed the tab..
$44.00?? Wait, wat!? For four little half shots of mezcal? I mean, I realize it's good stuff, but I coulda sworn it said $6-8 per cup on the menu.
Jenna apolgizes for the sticker shock, and produces an itemized bill.
Ohh, I thought those oranges were complimentary. Nope, $6 for 20 cents worth of orange, times two servings.. Ok.. and since I ordered a $10 brand the first round, she suggested another $10 mezcal for the second round.
I want to make it clear that I think Jenna was a great server, and the prices are not her fault. I just can't see returning here without sticking to the lowest price bottles, and skipping the oranges, unless I'm feeling rich.
Considering how rare it is that they're even open for business, them stars won't be aligning very soon.
*cue sad mariachi music, fade out scene* read more