Before coming, I read the reviews, and I was confused about why there were so many 5 star and 1…read morestart reviews with nothing in between. Now I understand. It is a very different experience from any place I have ever stayed, so it is hard to make comparisons, but I will say... Before you book a stay here, know what you are getting yourself in to. My wife and I stayed here for the first four nights of our honeymoon. We had an absolutely lovely experience, but I am trying to decouple my review of the ranch resort, from the newlywed bliss...
Starting with the good...
(1)The surroundings are absolutely gorgeous. On our morning walks with our dogs, we would see deer, javelina, horses, donkeys, and some exotics. The views were astounding, and it is so spread out that we only once ran into another guest on one of our walks. (2) The food was really pretty good. The dinners were excellent, and the lunches and breakfasts were acceptable. (3) It is easy to genuinely unplug here. I didn't check my email the whole time and that is the longest I have gone without doing that since I was in high school. (4) This place is very dog friendly. They have a ranch dog that wanders the property and will let himself right into your room if you let him. We let our dogs run off leash, swim in the ponds, and play with the ranch dog. It was so nice to be able to let the dogs run wild and have a blast and come back to the room ready to pass out. Otherwise, travelling with dogs can be really stressful. (5) Other than a few WEIRD details below, the room was gorgeous.
The weird/bad....
(1) I am not a picky eater, so I loved the dinners, but it is important to note that you don't order here. They just give you what they made for that meal. So if you are a picky eater, you may have a less enjoyable dining experience.
(2) No food options outside of meals... I was prepared for no room service in the middle of nowhere (even though the cost would suggest otherwise), but I thought they would at least have chips, drinks, protein bar, ice cream, etc. available for purchase somewhere for a late night snack. They don't. If you get hungry after dinner, you are out of luck.
(3) The above would be fine and you could just bring your own snacks. However, the rooms don't have fridges.
(4) We stayed in the Owner's Pool House Suite. We thought it was just the room name, but it quickly became clear it is actually where the owner stays when he is at the property. The first thing we did when we got there was put away family photos that were hung on the walls and place on surfaces, because it felt a little weird to be sleeping in his bedroom... Also since the closet was locked (presumably because the owner keeps his clothes there, there was no place to hang any clothes. For that matter there also was not a dresser. Lastly, the bed was a queen-sized bed. Luckily we were honeymooning, and didn't feel the need for a lot of personal space, but I thought it was odd that the suite had a queen-sized better rather than a king.
(5) Meals are all served at long tables sitting with other hotel guests. This isn't a bad thing, I actually really enjoyed meeting some new people and this fostered a sense of community with the other guests, but it is odd. If you are looking for a quiet dinner with just your family or a romantic dinner with your significant other... not going to happen here.
(6) There were some weird quirks to the hospitality. We had to go talk to the front desk a couple times while we were there, and each time they sorta acted like we were interrupting something and looked confused about why we would be coming to ask them questions.
(7) The gym is really not good. They don't even exercise mats for doing floor exercises, no mirror for checking form, and old equipment.
All this being said, you can have a wonderful experience here (as I did), but if you don't go into it knowing what to expect, I can totally understand how someone could be very disappointed.