Life's a die and then you BITCH
Life's a crime and then you SNITCH
Life's a wizard then you WITCH
So come and chill at Maple RIDGE
Life is broken, it has BENT HER
Life is Barbie, you could RENT HER
Life's her doorway, you may ENTER
Come to the Maple Ridge CENTRE
Maple Rich Centre is not only for the Rich. But these days you have to be semi-rich to go to the movies, and the movies here are as expensive as anywhere, but it's a great theatre.
One of my favorite places in the world because it has Tea Leaf Cafe where I go and hang out and watch all the fun people staring at me while drinking some pretty good classic milk tea made with soy milk. Next door is an amazing Western Chinese BBQ place with really awesome lamb and Enoki mushroom skewers. Then he has some other cool stores in here as well. It was fun when it used to have an authentic Chinese home cooking place called tasty Express but the barbecue has come in place of that. There's also a very good movie theater in here. And lots of great sunsets and the plastic doesn't get too busy on the other side the Maple Drive side. Let's just pretend there isn't a Taco Bell here.
Life is all a great adVENTURE
Land in jail or with a CENSURE
Crying looking for your DENTURE
So come to Maple Ridge CENTRE
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