This is my first Yelp review ever, but I absolutely had to do it because my experience at this spa was terrible. Its Yelp reviews are surprisingly decent, and I don't want anyone else to be duped by this place!
Let's start at the beginning: My boyfriend booked us a couples massage with the chocolate scrub and drinks, snacks, etc. at the end. I believe it was $280 total.
So we walked in to a carpeted, grossly warm and old-fashioned looking room, and a woman asks if we have an appointment. My boyfriend says we do, and then she tells him that he didn't call to make the appointment. That's 100% not true. Regardless, she says she'll make it work for us. Great.
About 10 minutes later, we're escorted to a room with two beds with no holes for the faces. We're given very hard, uncomfortable towels that, in all honesty, had me questioning exactly what type of spa we were at. Then, two women walk in. They don't introduce themselves. They don't ask us about any injuries or sensitive spots. They start massaging us and the lights were going on and off, there was constant rustling for their tools because they were clearly unorganized, and they never once asked if the pressure they were applying was ok. For the record, it was a very dinky massage and they missed an entire section of my back!
Moving on to the next part: the sauna. They escorted us to the sauna room. There was mold above the sauna on the ceiling, the sauna never got very hot, it was tiny, and one of the little tables inside was broken.
Next was the chocolate "scrub." Despite this being a couples massage, they separated us. I was given disposable underwear and asked to put it on, but every time I tried the woman left the door open! When I asked her if I could close it the first time, she told me to wait. The second time, she gave me attitude for not closing it sooner. So strange. Anyway, she left the room for a bit before the chocolate part began. I looked at the mixture for the chocolate - it was literally melted white chocolate in a bowl and nothing else, except for the woman's eyelashes! So she comes back in, covers me in melted white chocolate (and her eyelashes), and wraps me like a burrito and leaves me for 20 or so minutes. As I'm lying there, I can hear my boyfriend getting scrubbed down, changed, and offered water. He came in and sat with me for 10 minutes before anyone came to take care of me.
Then I'm washed off. It didn't look like they cleaned the shower before I went in. They was no "scrub" involved, and even though I said multiple times I didn't want to get my hair wet, my bun was soaked by the end.
Afterwards, I got dressed, and we were escorted to another room for wine and sweets. They never asked about allergies or what type of wine we liked. Instead, they poured us gross red wine and served us these weird lemon chocolate cookies, as well as some other stuff. We stayed for a few, and when we walked out, the woman asked us why we didn't stay longer! She kept asking if we liked the massage and had a good time, so being the wusses we are, we said we did. But let me be clear - THIS IS NOT A CLEAN OR PROFESSIONAL PLACE.
I hate that I'm leaving such a bad review, but I can assure you -- this place is not as advertised and I highly recommend you go elsewhere! read more