Sorry people, It's a long one..
A few years back was the first time I met Dr. Lyons and staff... I looked blindly online for orthos in our area because we had just moved to El Dorado Hills and I didn't know many people yet. I made the appointment and was impressed with the office professionalism from the get-go, but nothing could've prepared me for this...
On the day of our appointment, as we walked into the office I was ushered in by one of the sweetest office staff ladies. She introduced me to one of the many luxurious, full-body massage chairs in their magnificent safari decorated waiting room... My kids' eyes buldged out of their precious little skulls as they giggled with delight when she invited them to take part in the abundance of legit and free-ninety-free video games...
As I sat in that magical chair, sipping a freshly brewed cup of coffee which was paired beautifully with freshly baked choco-chip cookies from their help-yo-self cookie/coffee bar I thought to myself, 'Holy- crap, I'm never leaving this place!'...
No lie.. This was the first time in history I've ever wanted more time to sit and wait with 3 kids anywhere, let alone a doctor's office..
Fully sugared, caffeinated and realaxed we were fetched by the doc's assistant and we followed her back to have our first metting with Dr. Lyons, I immediately wished I hadn't eaten 5 cookies and dropped melted choco chip on my shirt because I wasn't expecting to be face to face with this breathtakingly beautiful specimen of a human being who looked like the most perfect combination of a real life Superman, Christian Bale, and a Calvin Klein model all mixed into one, YET, even more unbelievable, exuding from this same creature's perfectly toned, microscopic pores was the most warm, sweet, humble, silly dad personality all coupled with the rhythm of Michael and the smooth soul of Prince... (a 90's R&B jam came on over the surround speakers and he stopped talking for a sec and started singing and bounced his head and shoulders perfectly sequenced to the beat)...I know this all sounds like a damn lie--but trust me moms and pops it's 100% truth.
When he and his ultra sweet assistant got down to business about my son's grill-game he was honest and very fair in his pricing. My son and I were super pumped to be under their amazing care.
Dr. Lyons wrapped up our meeting, and as my son and I walked out of the room, I. could. not. believe. my. ears... Over the sound system my signature song, "Oh Sheila!" by Ready for the World blasted ***(in case you missed it, my name is Sheila)***.. I turned around shaking my head in total disbelief and looked back at Dr. Lyons as he flashed me a smile and started dancing (pretty sure it wasn't coincidence and that they put that song on for me)... I hit that beat and broke it down as I boogie superstarred my big ole mom jeaned bootay out of that office.
That night when my husband got home, I told him all about it. He went to the next appointment to see if I was exaggerating... His words exactly, "it just ain't right for a man to be that perfect, I bet he has webbed toes or something.. NOBODY gets that lucky!".. I do believe Dr. Lyons is my husband's first man crush, but don't tell my husband I said so.
So.. fast forward to today and our son's grill turned out rad. Dr. Lyons and his peeps are now getting my daughter's on point too.
I think it goes without saying... We HIGHLY RECOMMEND these people and this office.
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