I observe things in the OBSERVATORY
I play music at the CONSERVATORY
I pee and take selfies in the LAVATORY
But if I want pizza, it's LISA-TORI
I grew up Labour, couldn't stand the TORIES
My cats get infections, usually RESPIRATORY
Cuz it's cold in Buffalo, self-EXPLANATORY
But if they want pizza, it's LISA-TORI
Other slices seem so PERFUNCTORY
But with pizza I'm never DISCRIMINATORY
More pleasurable than anything VIBRATORY
Come and get a slice from LISA-TORI
So if you're in Michigan feeling MIGRATORY
Or you're at Wayne State in your DORMITORY
Or you're at church paranoid about PURGATORY
Get over here and eat LISA-TORIE
Oh sorry, I think I failed at my Tori Spelling on that last line.
Yes, Lisa Tori sounds like a porn star and probably is, but she also makes amazing pizza. The owners are Lisa Stansfield, Lisa Loeb, Mona Lisa, Lisa from Saved By The Bell, Lisa Newcar, Lisa House, Lisa Minelli, Tori Spelling, Tory Lane, Tori De France and Tori Feldman. Oh wait.
Another delicious gooey doughy perfect juicy delightful Detroit slice of pizza. For under $2 and really friendly service as well. Still think it's named after a pornstar but regardless of whether it is or not the pizza is utterly delicious. Of course if it was named after a porn star I'd like it even more. But I'm not sure if that would make the pizza taste better. I'm not sure if it could taste better.
Detroit Pizza is incomparable and there is no other Pizza as good as the stuff in this city except maybe in Buffalo, and some of the slices in NYC. Detroit is flat and thick and saucy, cheesy, gooey, hot, greasy, with pools of grease in its pepperonis, like Buffalo, which is very similar.
I've tried masses of DET slices. This is one of the better ones I found. Definitely in the top 20. Come and give this deliciousness a try for yourself.
And now more ORY stuff.
Trying all the competition's MANDATORY
I know the chains have a lot of TERRITORY
But in Detroit they're on a downward TRAJECTORY
Because of little local spots like LISA-TORI
Some pizzas are so burned it's like CREMATORY
And I hate to be so DEROGATORY
But Pizza Hut is just EXCRETORY
But for a good slice, come to LISA-TORI
Barbie's sometimes feeling CASTRATORY
Or like shooting someone from a book DEPOSITORY
But she starts feeling more CELEBRATORY
When I get her a slice of LISA-TORI
I call her my STIMULATORY
And she never lets me wear a CONDOLATORY
And we love to get naked and (EXPLETORY)
And afterwards get slices from LISA-TORI
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