Hannibal Lecter: "Well, Clarice - have the lamps stopped streaming?"
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When the only light bulb in a room goes out and it's really dark, you might say it's a silence of light.
Thus, the parody for this review is based on the movie "Silence of the Lambs".
My review points (prefixed by "----") are prefaced by movie quotes.
Murray: "Is it true what they're sayin', he's some kinda vampire?"
Clarice Starling: "They don't have a name for what he is."
----We needed an unusual light bulb for a very old lamp we inherited (large socket). Got it here. There was some Christmas light stuff we needed, too. Got it here.----
Clarice Starling: "If you didn't kill him, then who did?"
Hannibal Lecter: "Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere."
----It was frustrating going to the big box hardware stores and not finding what I need. I considered throwing the lamp away. But thank goodness there are specialty places like this.----
Clarice Starling: [after Hannibal Lecter escaped] "He won't come after me."
Ardelia Mapp: "Oh really?"
Clarice Starling: "He won't. I can't explain it... He - he would consider that rude."
----Staff is 'well-grounded' in knowledge about the hues and reflectivity of different types of light bulbs, in case there are options. But, as you might expect, there is not very many staff, and they don't hound you. So, speak up and don't wait for them to come to you.---
Roden: "Sphingid ceratonia, maybe."
[cuts open cocoon]
Roden: "Agent Starling, meet Mr. Acherontia styx."
Pilcher: "Weird."
Roden: "Better known to his friends as the Death's-head moth."
----They have some rare and unusual bulbs and lighting options here. It's a cut above lighting fixture stores. With LEDs, there are lots of options, such as colors and programmed lighting. ----
Hannibal Lecter: "You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI."
----Unlike the slick big box stores, this one is plain looking, both on the outside and inside. Plain, practical, and blue collar oriented. The regular bulbs here are a bit more pricey than the big box stores, but there is a convenience in getting all you need in one stop.----
Hannibal Lecter: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
----I re-wired an antique lamp found in a relative's garage, and when I plugged it in to test it, smoke puffed and the circuit breaker tripped. The socket on the lamp had a short. I needed to replace the switch, which was smaller than modern-day ones. This store had that part.----
Dr. Frederick Chilton: "Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper - no pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it. Do you understand me?"
----They allow you to pass your burnt-out light bulb or other parts over the counter for the worker to find a match.----
Clarice Starling: "Did you do all these drawings, Doctor?"
Hannibal Lecter: "Ah. That is the Duomo seen from the Belvedere. Do you know Florence?"
Clarice: "All that detail just from memory, sir?"
Hannibal: "Memory, Agent Starling, is what I have instead of a view."
----If lights go out in your house, don't fumble in the dark looking for something by memory. Just get a new light bulb.----
Hannibal Lecter: [on telephone] "I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."
Clarice Starling: "Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?..."
----On a Saturday, the store can be busy, and the staff does not have much time for chit-chat. But be persistent if you need more questions answered.----
Hannibal Lecter: "Why do you think he removes their skins, Agent Starling? [sarcastically:] Enthrall me with your acumen."
Clarice Starling: "It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims.
Hannibal: I didn't."
Clarice: "No. You ate yours."
----You don't need to hang on to the old bulbs. They will take care of disposal.---
Dr. Frederick Chilton: "I don't believe Lecter's seen a woman in 8 years. And oh, are you ever his taste. So to speak."
----By far, most customers are men. The electricity in the place picked up when a young lady came in.--- read more