BLACK MOUNTAIN CAMP SITE - Boat In Sites 01 & 03
Reviewed for August 2016
Don't go. Just turn around, get back in your car (or your boat, if you got that far) and go elsewhere.
The only reason it gets even one star is because when we were leaving, and boating back, the views were actually very nice and the water was cool and refreshing. That said:
1.) Yellow jackets. EVERYWHERE. Goes without saying, but yellow jackets that are super aggressive and out in force here from 6am - 8pm. You literally can't even be outside with them. The whole Black Mountain site seems to be placed squarely on top of a giant nest. No one at the reservations desk or the check-in crew gave a heads-up, and when we returned to the marina for wasp traps the next morning (Saturday), they were out. Met with slack-jawed blank stares when asked if there were any in the back or if more were coming in. "Uhhhh, no?" Granted, we were woefully under prepared for this possibility, but seriously, since you KNOW your sites are on top of wasp nests, PLEASE make sure you keep traps in stock, for the love of Christ.
2.) We had reserved a boat weeks in advance. The marina overbooked and gave our boat to someone else. Again, NOT OK. After many hours of shuffling around, we were given the worst boat in the fleet - a pontoon boat literally held together in places with epoxy and duct tape - the console wasn't even secured in place and you could actually move it - and were told not to drive it at night since it had no running lights. We returned the next morning to get the better boat that we were promised, and were indeed helped, but hours of the trip were wasted both Friday and Saturday on the staff trying to find their collective ass with a map.
3.) Dirty. The whole place is just dirty. It's called dirt camping for a reason, and this place happens to be the epitome. If you've ever been to Lake San Antonio, Oroville, or Collins Lake, it's like that, except for the staff at those lakes come around to collect the garbage (which attracts more wasps), clean up the fire pits (again, wasps) and stock the bathrooms. None of that had been done at our site by the time we arrived (4pm on a Friday), and I'd wager that none of it was done after either. We found a large pool floatie box full of dirty diapers and discarded food, packaging, etc, in our campsite when we got there, and the ashes in the fire pit were so deep it was obvious no one had cared for the sites in a while. There was trash strewn everywhere, dog poop, broken glass, cigarette butts, and, inexplicably, an old sleeping bag on one of the picnic tables.
4.) Remember 6am - 8pm? That was for the wasps. 8pm - 6am is for the raccoons, skunks, and boars. Now we camp a LOT. Not much backpacking going on anymore, but car/boat camping? Bring it. We totally get that it's primitive and outdoors. We signed up for a boat-in site for a reason. But literally as soon as the sun goes below the hills, the raccoons and skunks start their patrols. Bold as brass, they are. The boars wait until the dead of night. Good times. Take away - hey people, stop feeding the wildlife and clean up your GD campsites!
5.) "Tent" sites. Do not be fooled. You can comfortably pitch one, *maybe* 2 tents on these sites. Since they are all so heavily and steeply sloped, rocky, and pot holed, it is ridiculous to think otherwise or bill it any other way. And we're talking 2-3 person tents, not these ginormous palaces that sleep 8 people and have a separate living room with foyer entrance. I'm talking little backpacking tents.
6.) The boat launch is a sh1t show. They have one launch that services both the marina and all of the folks coming in with their own boats, so you get all manner of people from "I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing, so this is going to take me an hour" to "get the F out of my way you stupid tourist! I just want to get my obnoxious speedboat in the water asap before I kill you." The marina staff literally can't seem to tell their asses from their elbows and take forever to get you through the line, and when you do manage to finally get your boat, you have to go jockey in to the launch to pick up your stuff and people. There is only one ramp, and it's two cars wide. So poorly planned I don't even know what else to say.
7.) Did I mention how incredibly inept and rude the staff is - especially the parking guy? We were told upon arrival that we would NOT have to pay again for parking, since we had a camp site reservation, and then he made us pay $20 to get out of the upper lot, and $30 for our friends to get out of the lower lot (also reservation, 2 sites for 2 nights). He probably pocketed it. Grrr. And then had the nerve to yell and swear at everyone just trying to figure out the absolute CLUSTER he was creating. Some people!
8.) No wake zones exist for a reason, you a$$holes. Take your 90's jet ski and heavy metal party boat elsewhere, Oakley-wearers.
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