This is one of our fav spots on the Cape. A place to rub elbows with locals and have some chowdah. It is ALWAYS crowded so if you don't mind bellying up to the bar for a spell till a table is ready then come on in. The food runs from good to OH, MY GAWD amazing and there is plenty of it. My fav thing to get is a turkey club with a cape red. Nothing better. My sister is a big fan of the burgers, and spends the rest of the night asking why she ate the whole thing...but in a good way. My mom this time got the muscles and was speechless with eating them. It's a fun place with signs for local businesses hanging as decoration with some visitors adding out of state license plates. There is definitely a "vibe" of LOCAL which is great. If it's always packed year round then you know that it's a good place right? Right? read more

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Food was ridiculously priced and the waitress with the short Grey hair was unfriendly to surly.

This was always our go to for late night drinks and appetizers. Stopped in for lunch, we were not disappointed. Clam strips - excellent, fresh well seasoned / breaded. Rest of the group had sandwiches, all were great. They had many daily specials. Ask about the merchandise. They no longer have many logo-ed items, but they still sell shirts, and of course John Murphy's excellent artwork. Service, as always at the Ho, snappy! read more

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We arrived around 4:30 party of 6 for dinner. This place was highly recommended. What a mistake. Asked if it was too early for dinner and a very disgruntled Waitress let us know it was not and to come in. Put us in the corner of a completely empty dining room. Another waitress came over and pushed our table further into the corner letting us know they might need more room once the dining room gets crowded which was Ridiculous. Then a different waitress asked for a drink order some of our party started to order but we said can we have a minute and were ignored. We looked at the menu only to read it that most of the options were not available til after 5 pm. Rude service, rude vibe. We paid for our drinks and the waitress assumed the balance was hers and was never returned. We let them know why we were leaving and sadly they didn't seem phased. We went to the Brickhouse down the road! Food was excellent! Ask for Kyarra! read more

Been coming here since I was a kid, it's still maintained its charm and quality! Service is attentive, and food is always good. My favorite is usually the fried seafood platters, but I went for a grilled chicken sandwich this time. Chicken was juicy and ingredients were fresh! A cape cod staple. Can get busy so if you have a large party go early! read more

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Down Cape for a figure skating competition Was not sure where to eat, I came here a long time ago. So I decided to try it again. It felt like being a kid in the 70's and 80's old school Cape Cod menu. The fish was fresh and the steak tips tasted great and were tender. I like the old license plates and signs hanging inside Plenty of parking and service was fast read more

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Wow what a POOR experience today was! I was so excited to bring my family in for lunch as I have gone for quite some time and my family loves to look at all the license plates. The waitress was SO miserable, to the point it was uncomfortable. So cold, so quick, so non welcoming. I have been in the restaurant business for over twenty years and you should be ashamed you have an employee on the floor with this demeanor. Also, during our experience she was rude to an older woman with a service dog. She then proceeded to say how she called her out and then went to the other waitress and laughed about it. I don't know who hired this woman but we will dine at other restaurants in town that provide a welcoming atmosphere. read more

Stopped into Land Ho after the Independence Day parade. The place was packed with many of the parade participants and parade goers. It seemed as though this place was an Orleans staple for locals. The bar offered many local brews along with some great tasting Guinness. Drinks were served quickly and cold. We were seated in a modest patio which was perfect for us. We listened to fife, drums, and bag pipes while waiting for food. Cool experience The food was excellent starting with the creamiest clam chowder. We went with shrimp basket and tuna melt for lunch. All food was very tasty and served hot. Private parking and street parking available. read more

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Been coming here for many years. Classic Cape place, long bar, checkered table-cloths, comfort food, just a great lower Cape experience.

Had dinner here last night and it was a very good experience, had the fish and chips and it was fantastic cooked perfectly, had fish the other night at another establishment and it was too soft breading wise and fell apart like sand. This food was really good it was flavorful and the tartar tasted like it was made in house very flavorful... and yeah tartar matters some taste horrible, French fries were also really good surprisingly, but what was amazing was the seafood cakes i highly reccomend them was the perfect appetizer... only thing i wish this place had was a seafood platter but otherwise i was impressed, service was also good would def come again read more

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First stop on our 2025 trip to Cape Cod. The Cape Cod Beer hit the spot after a full day of plane travel. But the star of the show is always the clam chowder -- thick and creamy, loads of clams -- and the Fried Clams. The clams are fried to perfection, soft and crispy. Fries could use a darker fry; coleslaw could use a little seasoning. But we love Land Ho! and will continue making it a destination after 40+ years! read more

Want to wait an hour for your food and be taken care of by one of the worst servers in the region? here's your place. prices are steep for mediocre food that you can get at a cafeteria. Server we had snapped at our table, rolled our eyes when asking for our drinks she never brought, and never checked in on us. Lame attitude, totally unsatisfied. save your money and go somewhere else. interior is also way too cramped. read more

Best clam chowder I've ever had at Land Ho!! Love the atmosphere in here. The crab cakes are also a must. Great spot for a mid afternoon bite. read more

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I return for the great kale soup and hearty sandwiches. Traveling alone, I sit at the bar and get excellent service. They serve Coke instead of Pepsi, important for us Diet Coke fans. read more

Ordered nachos and they were on the better end of the spectrum because the cheese was layered. I thought by asking for jalapenos and salsa that they'd be mixed in but they were on the side which made eating a bit more difficult. My brother got an old fashioned which came full of ice....which is wrong. read more

Open year round so that is convenient for visitors to the cape during the off seasons. Standard New England establishment serving fried seafood fare and American bar food. Nothing noteworthy but everything is fine. The kale soup is a go to and the cod seems appropriate for geographical reasons. Specials each week for those seeking change of offerings. Solid cape cod establishment for American comfort food. read more

Food was amazing. Our party of 9 had fish and chips, crab cakes, fried shrimp, broiled scallops and everything was got rave reviews. The service was fast and efficient. We all agreed we would come back again. read more

Always a good meal here! The waitresses are very efficient and friendly. Food comes out fast and you can look in the kitchen which is always a good thing. Nice place with lots of old license plates and business signs on the walls. I had swordfish special and my wife usually gets the whole clams. Plenty to eat. read more

Went to meet a friend for lunch and she picked 3 Fools. I yelped it and I saw it was takeout only. She then suggested Sunbird and I get there and they are only doing takeout, so she recommend Land Ho and it was perfect. There's a stand outside that asks you to wait for someone to come out. The waitress came out and I went inside and ordered a glass of wine as I waited for my friend. The place is quite large inside and they had a door open for better ventilation. We started off with chicken wings but you know, girls yack, yack, yack so we just talked and never ate the chicken wings. I overheard the bartender telling a patron that the cheeseburger club was great so I ended up ordering that and it was great and the presentation was nice too, unfortunately I didn't get a photo of it. I did get a photo of the chicken wings. I ended up having one but that was long after they were cold. It was still good! I brought the other 3 sections of my cheeseburger club home and half of the fries because there were a ton and my husband really enjoyed the leftover cheeseburger club. It's nice to know that some places in Orleans you can still sit inside. I know it's a risk but it's late fall here and it's way to cold to eat outside, so sitting inside of a restaurant with a door open - is the best we can do. My friend ordered a spinach salad and it looked very good. Clearly she ate healthy while I ate, hearty! read more

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Best clam chowder on the Cape. Busy, small and fun place to dine. Always stop during the trips down.

Get there as soon as it opens at 11:30 to get a table for your lunch dishes. Look on the chalk Board for specials the young greeters and bus boys have a friendly smile to seat you and greet you plus the waitress is fast and efficient plus the Sandwiches were generous and tasty! read more

Stopped by Land Ho on my way from leaving Orleans. They were open on Memorial Day so that is a big plus on my book. Service was efficient. My and my friends who went enjoyed the food. read more

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Don't go expecting trendy or gourmet, but know you'll always find consistently fresh, well-prepared food at a reasonable price. Usually order the broiled cod dinner. Super fresh fish with a hot potato, and crisp/tender veggies (not overcooked mush like my mother made). Potato and veg are worthy $3 up charge (instead of boring coleslaw and so-so fries). During peak hours in the summer season, expect to wait. Efficient and friendly service, lively bar. read more

Land Ho - Always great, broiled cod dinner, under $20 - Bars Near Me - Orleans, Massachusetts

Bartender, busy but quick to take orders, no waiting. This time we had the nachos. Holy cow, a lot of food.... some of the chips were burnt, but overall a delicious meal. (not an appetizer, so so big) We also had (last week) the special burger, Jalapeno Jam.... good (a little sweet), we split this as well. Fries are amazing! Service -- good, but need to ensure all table amenities are clean and full. read more

Am spending 2 weeks on the Cape, I love that so many established restaurants offer Portuguese kale soup. I always spend my vacation trying them out. I went here last night and I can truthfully say that in 20 years of coming up to the cape this is without a doubt the worst kale soup I have had on the cape. They did switch it out for chowder which was okay. My baked potato was less than okay, not fluffy with damp skin. I will say the people in the table next to me seem to be enjoying their meal. But I see no reason to go back. I'm giving two stars because the people and the table next to me not only really enjoyed their meal but ordered extra food to take home. Some things must be right. read more

Land Ho - Just NO on Kale Soup. No! - Bars Near Me - Orleans, Massachusetts

I've debated posting this for a while....hoping that the hostess/waitress (dark hair/pony tail) was just having a bad day, but its been EVERY time I visit, she looks at me like I insulted her in a past life and is SUPER rude. "We" never order anything off menu, always tip well despite her rudeness...I have asked friends who are locals who visit often what their experiences is....and it's the same. Today we had another waitress (thank god). Food is phenomenal, environment is cozy, easy location....would be 5 stars if I didn't have her ever again. This would be 5 stars if read more

Land Ho - Bars Near Me - Orleans, Massachusetts

This was a great spot for us on an overcast day.....as it seemed to be for everyone else in town as well! Loved the clam strips and Caesar with salmon. Would definitely come back! read more

Great pub food. Daily blackboard specials. Chowder and kale soup highly recommended. Grilled sandwiches are excellent. Seafood is outstanding. And the bar is terrific read more

Went here on a Saturday night and got sat within 15 minutes, food was out promptly, and it was delicious. Prices were decent for cape cod but I definitely would be back read more

This is an institution and has stayed true to its Land Ho spirit, Cape Cod fare, good drinks, newspapers available for decades. I love it. Most recently came around 8pm for a drink at the bar and some sort of appetizer. Bartender Mike (I think) super nice. Went for 6 oysters, fantastic. A vodka martini--well made. Couple to left of me were on their third or fourth date after Match.com. They were getting serious. Don't interrupt. Couple to my right were great to talk to. Love the Cape for similar reasons to me. Fun chat. Cannot believe this is first time I am reviewing the Ho. This place has great burgers, clam pie, fried seafood, broiled seafood, dessert specials. It is tiny and a bit dark, cozy to me. Can get a long line. Land Ho means comfort food, nice seafood and drinks to me. Lunch. Dinner. Bar scene. All Orleans finest casual. read more

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* Covid 19* Land Ho never disappoints i feel, this was my first time at this location since the one near me in harwich closed down. Same feel and vibes at this location. Eveen during this pandemic. Everything we ordered was solid, my only complaint is the stuffy was a little on the sweet side and the mozzarella sticks were bland. But I loved my chilli and my husband ate every oyster off his plate. Would 100% go back. Just arrive early because there was a line to get in from the regulars lol read more

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Didn't have high expectations for food beyond standard dive bar fare, and that's what it was, but the prices were outrageous. Bad kale soup with pepperonis in it? (Orleans should be embarrassed) and soggy damp potato skins. $3 for soda water! Lol. However, what compelled me to leave a one star review was the RUDENESS of the waitress with dark hair and long pony tail that we had. A previous reviewer mentioned they felt treated like she "had insulted her in a past life" - and that's exactly how she made me/us feel. Immediate resentment from her the moment we arrived. We walked in on a late Sunday afternoon in early December. Not exactly the height of the season! The bar was packed but the restaurant area was not. The first thing you see at the host stand is a big sign that you can't be seated until your whole party is there. So welcoming. There were 3 tables free, we were a party of 4 waiting for the other 2 to arrive who were 5 minutes behind us. She rudely told us to go to the bar or wait outside (bar was packed, nowhere to sit). When we sat down, she was just pushy and rushed us the entire time; it just felt like she was trying to turn over the table as fast as she could (but why, there wasn't anyone else to be seated, it wasn't even busy in the restaurant area). She banged into me and bent over me BOTH times she came to serve the food on the table, and said "oh sorry" the second time. I think she was doing it on purpose. I stopped making eye contact with her. She asked people to please put their forks and knives on their plates when it came time to clear the plates, rather than pick them up herself. We were seated next to the dirty plate station, she crashed the plates in there loudly the entire dining experience. No water was ever put on the table. When the bill came and I saw the $3 charge for club soda and how pricey all the bad food was, I just laughed. This place would greatly benefit from some less salty service and some therapy. Being treated like your some kind of second class citizen the moment you walk into the door to a place where you're going to overpay for bad dive bar food is a bad experience and warrants Yelp reviews like this. Never going back read more

It isn't a trip on Cape without a stop for lunch here. The hostess and management have the best hospitality even during the busiest hours! We put our name in (party of 4) and they were spot on with how long our wait would be. We sat at the bar and I'm not a Bloody Mary fan, but after watching the bartender make a few we all had to see what the hype was about. He knows what he's doing- Gets the job done and wicked good...even got another round after! Bartender was appreciative we told him in advance we were only grabbing appetizers. Nachos, calamari, wings and chowder were amazing. Going to have to grab a t shirt next time, understandable why you're so busy. #sogood read more

Land Ho - Bars Near Me - Orleans, Massachusetts

You owe it to yourself to hit Land Ho while in Orleans. It is both iconic and unique. Daily specials, old favorites, and an attentive staff make this a destination for both young and old. read more

Love this place. I have been there a half dozen times. Food is consistently good and a great selection of beers.

Definitely the best clam chowder on the Cape!! It was my fourth bowl of the day! The winner!! Captain Parkers a distant second!

Their clam chowder is delicious. Baked seafood cakes were good. Service was good and the food came out quickly and hot.

Always a good experience when dining here , the best oysters around! Every thing we had was delicious! Prime rib panini amazing, French fries top notch, fried fish done perfectly read more

Yes they have dessert.. I enjoyed overall..taste. Service was exceptional .. always had a full beverage

We had a party of 8 (4 adults, 4 children) we went in a Thursday evening around 5:30 and were seated right away. The table was a little snug but worked well for us. The decor is super cool. I had broiled scallops which were delicious. It is a bit loud and a lot of locals. read more

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