I have some great memories here.... over the past 15 years or so, my wife and I have enjoyed many date nights, we've had family dinners, I've eaten solo at the bar and we've even hosted special events here.
At some point though, I recall being disappointed enough times to consider other options... before you know it we ended up seeking other places for Italian food... more times than not we ended at Antonias or cooking at the house.
After a bit of a hiatus, I began to reminisce about the LASAGNA ALLA BOLOGNESE that La Trattoria serves... Lasagna is not my go-to Italian dish but I tried a bite off my kids plate about 15 years ago and I rarely have ordered anything else here.
* * * BACK IN 2021 * * *
So last year we returned after a few years going M.I.A. and we returned... but was thoroughly bummed that they sold out of Lasagna. I didn't suffer too much, as we had a great meal... my wife enjoyed their PESCE LOCALE (Hogfish with a cream sauce) and I ordered their SPAGHETTI ALLA BOLOGNESE (mostly because its the same sauce as the Lasagna and I desperately wanted to load up on dipping the bread into the meat sauce).
* * * THIS YEAR --- 2022 * * *
Don't get me wrong, that meal in 2021 was great (despite the Lasagna not being available)... but that was last year. Now I'm back and I'm ready to get my Lasagna !
We reserved our favorite table, in the corner, by the entrance that over-looks Duval Street. Best seat in the house to see all the people come and go; and of course, the occasional drunkard doing the Duval Krawl.
While we perused the menu, we enjoyed our drinks; my wife with her Pinot Grigio and me a BLOODY MARY. They also brought a small plate with extra virgin olive oil with a splash of balsamic vinegar and parmigiana cheese along with a couple small piece of the fresh bread (the waiters bring the bread to the table in a large basket and serve to each customers bread plate).
We started off with a SAUTÉ DI COZZE (sautéed mussels in a tomato based white wine and butter broth and some yellow and red peppers)... I'm not sure if the peppers were meant to be cooked; they didn't seem to be and were just shoved out of the way. The sauce was very good and wanted to dip some bread in it... BUT the waiter was not to be seen and I was out of bread.
Next we shared a INSALATA DI CESARE (Caesar Salad)... it was drenched in dressing. Again the waiter was not to be seen. I don't like to wave down another waiter but I didn't want this salad just sitting here. The other waiter took it away.
We finished our drinks... I'm thirsty and tired of staring at empty glasses. The waiter is again, not to be seen....
My wife got the ZUPPA DI PESCE for her main dish... their Zuppa De Pesce is more of a traditional seafood-fish stew and they serve it over rice (but it's more of rice under the soup); personally, I like it but I think my wife would've preferred the style of the seafood over pasta with a Fra Diavolo sauce.
I got the Lasagna.... (INSERT SARCASTIC LAUGHTER) !
Again, it was SOLD OUT !
I understand, Lasagna may be in high demand but this was early in the evening; to be sold out again is just bad preparation on their part.
I ended up having the PETTI DI POLLO OPEN-FACE SALTIMBOCCA... I don't want to say it was bad but in hindsight, I should've ordered dishes that I know are good here (such as their Gamberi Alla Provenzale E Aragosta or the Ossobuco).
At least I enjoyed an amazing martini with my dinner... SOUR APPLE MARTINI. La Trattoria offers many creative martini's; all of the ones I've tried over the years have been amazing.
In lieu of dessert, my wife and I sat watching the street and enjoyed another round of drinks... more wine for the wife and another martini for myself; this time I got the LAZY PORN STAR. I'd be lying if I didn't admit the name affected my decision to order this one but what a great decision (vanilla vodka, passion fruit purée, lime and prosecco).
* * * BOTTOM LINE * * *
I've had many special visits over the years but in the end, I just don't know if I'll be back anytime soon.... our waiter was nice but he was mysteriously missing throughout the meal (not even seen assisting other tables, so we couldn't even flag him down)... and the Lasagna; I guess if I did return, I would definitely call in advance to verify the Lasagna availability (when it's available, it is delicious). read more