Had to try the Lobster Rolls. Delicious Very busy with lots of locals. Friendly bartender. A bit noisy, but adds to the flavor. Convenient street parking. Will be back read more

Amazing little hole in the wall! We have loved our visit in town and loved this place! Waiters and staff are super nice and welcoming! We went on a Friday night after a home game with a large group and waited 30ish minutes but the full bar helps! Food was amazing and large portions read more

If I were rating the quality of the food or service or price it would be five stars across the board three stars reflect the asinine policy of shutting off their phones so customers can't place orders. Was told it gets too crazy busy to answer phones. When I was there at six PM at best the bar was full with drinkers no dinners and half the tables were empty. If you don't take care of your customers you might look up one fine day and have none. Maybe an answering machine letting people know what your doing? read more

Best fried clams and lobster rolls! Fabulous service! All of the food is outstanding!

Have to say, love the 'local vibe' all good there. But...$23.00 for fish & chips...good fish however small portion local pub. Hard to 'swallow' when high end restaurants charge about the same with a much more balanced portion ... its a bit steep KHO read more

Wicked local! My family and I enjoyed this place a lot. I love smaller town bars with great food. Our waitress was very informative of the food and the town as well. Worth coming back again soon for the fisherman's platter. Will be back again! read more

Nice dive bar. Nice area. Prim rib is good. Parking is an issue. Be sure to bring a sweatshirt it's a bit cool in here. Friendly staff, quick service. Has lottery and Keno. read more

Real townie joint, but it's got a little bit of charm I guess. I like to go in the summer in hopes of meeting Susan Sarandan, she hangs out there and for an older woman she's a total fox, and her daughter is an absolute smoke show. I think Susan Sarandan is very similar in real life to her character in Bull Durham, she is a sex craved cougar who loves beer and baseball. My kind of woman! Any who the food here is not great and it's overpriced. I think they get away with it because I think it's the only game in town. I think for a bar it's cool, for a restaurant is not so great. But it's a great time to go to a Kettlers game and go cougar hunting at the ho! read more

Kettle-Ho is now a staple in my Cape experience -- both in the winter and the summer. The staff is incredibly mindful and pays attention to their clientele. After only a few visits I began getting greeted as a friend/local/neighbor. This only made the drinks and food taste even better. All around good vibes and a no-ego environment to just enjoy being around good company. read more

Awesome off the beaten path locals kinda spot. Kinda dive-y in a really good way. Had the stuffed quahog. Boom! Nailed it. Fried full belly clams and scallops. Awesome. Just classic New England fried seafood. Place is awesome. read more

This was our second time here. Once again it did not disappoint. We were told the wait would be an hour but within ten minutes two seats opened up at the bar. I ordered a wine which was filled to the brim. We both got the kettle ho burgers. Delicious. Great local spot! We'll be back again! read more

If you enjoy a decent restaurant experience, you may wonder after going here, 'how is this place still in business?' The simple answer: everyone is absolutely hammered. The service is almost non-existent, so staggeringly haphazard I'd only suggest going in after maybe an appetizer or two. Preferably, after you've already eaten somewhere else. It would be unwise and unfitting to not be thoroughly buzzed before entering (not necessarily a bad thing). To put it simply: It's a place to go as a last resort. You're already drunk, and you want to make the mistake of that one last drink. You'll stand around with the rest of the overly loud crowd, and perhaps, stumble home with the chubby blonde waitress. read more

Kettle-Ho is offering fantastic curb-side takeout right now throughout the Coronavirus Pandemic. Not only did we have the pleasure of enjoying an incredible, juicy burger while "social distancing" down by the beach, we also received a very kind, appreciative phone call from the owner today thanking us for the support during this time. Talk about great service! Reminds us of the importance of supporting local business during this time. We can't wait for a night out at the 'Ho when it re-opens! read more

It's not the ho you used to know!! I still remember when the Kettle Ho used to be a convenience store type place- I'd get jolly ranchers after a day of sailing with the fam.... ah, nostalgia. Now I get hammered off the wicked strong drinks there with the fam....ah, growing up. The bar is somewhat divey but low key and fun. Last I recall, the food is ok... read more

Absolutely the best lobster roll from the Hamptons to Block island to Newport, this is the place. Friendly service, neighborhood place and amazing food. read more

Went last night as part of the Cape Cod Beer night. Had a good time! Nice, cozy bar/restaurant. It was packed tonite due to the brewery folks, but I'll bet they do a steadybiz with the locals. Try the Kettle Ho pizza, scallops and bacon with a Lipitor chaser, quite tasty! read more

Nice casual bar. Good food options and a very helpful and friendly staff.

Food was mediocre, at best. Waitstaff seemed indifferent to the kitchen, who in turn seemed unfamiliar with the menu. This place is neither clean nor well-lighted. read more

I have been going to the Ho since I learned to walk- when they used to have the best pancakes this side of the bridge... they do an occasional brunch now a days. I recently went back for dinner and was beyond pleasantly surprised. The food was delicious, drinks (as always strong and tasty) and the service was wonderful.... not to mention the BEST people watching within a solid 10mile radius. read more

We stopped here for lunch when visiting Cotuit because the kids were hungry and it's literally the only game in town. The place is clean, it's a mix between dive bar and hole in the wall restaurant. The food was mediocre at best - nothing to complain about but certainly nothing special. For what it is, it's definitely over-priced. But, being the only game in town during high season on Cape Cod, I suppose it can get away with that... We had a veggie burger (which I believe was the frozen kind from the supermarket) and a BLT, kids fish & chips and grilled cheese. Everything came with fries without options for other sides. If I had it to do over again, I'd just make the quick drive to a neighboring town where there are more options... read more

I love this place. The service is top notch and the staff has made me feel welcome every time I stop in(which isn't as often as I would like). I really don't understand the bad reviews. Maybe some people got shut off and wanted to exact some revenge?I've lived on Cape for 18 years now and this is the kind of local joint we need more of. Keep up the good work Kettle Ho! read more

Nice bartender and friendly atmosphere. Bathrooms could be cleaner but you can't get a better local bar. They serve Cape Cod IPA!

Went here with friends. Very friendly atmosphere, wait staff cheerful and attentive. I had the prime rib special, good sized portion, tender and juicy. Another person has the lobster roll, huge portion with Cole slaw and fries. No room for dessert. Server patient as we sat and nursed drinks while catching up. Will definitely return. read more

Friendly bar with a local crowd. My family enjoys the ho time and time again. The staff is attentive and we have many friends here.

We had an early dinner at Kettle Ho today. We moved to Cotuit from Hilton Head, SC a little over a year ago. We hadn't tried Kettle Ho because we had heard that their food was so-so. That is so far from the truth!!!! The clam chowder was hot, delicious and loaded with clam. The stuffed quahog was out of this world good. The draft beer was ice cold. My husband had the whole belly clam platter which was cooked perfectly, delicious, and a huge portion. I had clams cotuit, but substituted fra diavlo sauce. It was absolutely delicious. The waitress was very nice and friendly. The kitchen was fast. We hope to become regulars at this local pub. read more

Fun & friendly place. Good food at a reasonable price.

I love the Kettle-Ho. The atmosphere is fun and neighborly, and the servers are friendly and helpful. We were served quickly on a Friday night (we got there early) and the food was delicious. My personal favorite are the baked scallops. Last night we also ordered the Nachos appetizer since it was my birthday, and out came a delicious pile of yumminess!! Some of the best nachos I've had and a huge portion. I wished they have more vegetarian options (I eat fish), but we worked around that. I highly recommend the Kettle-Ho!! read more

I got the veggie burger and it was okay. Not the best I've ever had. My dining party got the fajitas which came out sizzling, but she also said she's had better! Atmosphere was fun and bartenders were friendly. Small little place, prices aren't too high... read more

One of the best lobster rolls on the cape, and a great local watering hole with fantastic staff. Go during the shoulder months to avoid the New York/New Jersey migration, which makes it hard to get a spot or even order takeout on summer weekends. read more

I'm so happy I live less then a mile away from the Ho! My wife and I are regulars there. Every time we have dinner, It's consistently excellent. Fried Clams, Shrimp and Scallop combo, Steaks, Creamy Clam Chowder, STUFFED QUAHOG bar none, the Best you'll ever eat. It will probably be busy, but worth the wait. Décor- local flair very Cape Cod. Great service. read more

Great burger! Owners and waitstaff always welcoming. Lots of local color- comfortable low key socializing for all ages-what more could you ask for in a hyper local pub? read more

Nothing better! Drinks are awesome, quahogs are beyond belief... It is a regular weekend stop... If crowded, get take out!

Best stuffed quahogs and fried clams on the Cape. The rib-eye chili is very good as well. Great kitchen, great bar.

This is the most comfortable hang-out ever and the food is delicious!! Our waitress couldn't have been nicer! She was patient through my indecisiveness (and so was my sister!) and we both ended up getting the fried scallop plates. Yassuh! Can't wait to go back! This place is a great find. read more

It should be called Kettle-Ho where the locals go! Actually, the locals just call it the "Ho." During the summer it's jammed with the locals trying to avoid the tourists and complaining about the traffic (or the Sox if they are on a losing streak) and tourists looking for the authentic Cape Cod experience. Either way, it's a fun place to go. The crowd is friendly (even if you happen to wander in wearing a Yankee's cap), the food is good - burgers, chili and especially the lobster rolls (it is after all Cape Cod) and the service friendly and efficient. The Ho like the Cape is best experienced off season when the tourists are gone when you can experience the real Cape Cod - minus the mini-golf and the ice cream and salt water taffy stands. read more

Such a fun place with a friendly vibe and terrific food. There are many places on Cape Cod that offer Fish and Chips on their menu. Kettle-Ho serves a crispy ,non greasy and perfectly cooked fish. The chips are light with a wonderful crunch. And the accompanying Cole slaw is fresh and tangy. You know you have a winner when each item on your plate stands out on its own. Can't wait for our next visit. read more

Best quahogs on the cape. No question about it. Lobster rolls are also top shelf, usually off the menu. Beer is cold. Bartenders are good. read more

Always consistent and great steak tips! One time I had a to go burger cooked too rare, and the owner sought me out next time I was in to give my money back 100%! He had promised this after I had called. Thanks. KHO!!! read more

One of the best hamburger's I've had. The service was too slow. They are more interested in talking to the locals than serving you. Took forever to get a menu after being seated. read more

Very good place, nice people, great local place. Good service. A little thin on ambiance.