I found this secret hiking trail through the powers of Yelp and Google. I obsessively researched every detail of this hike, making sure I knew exactly what I was getting myself into. I went to the gym every day, to make sure I was physically fit and in shape for this treacherous hike.
Even that could not prepare me for this crazy ass hike! HOLY CRAPOLA.
As your Yelp friend, I will offer you my own tips that will help you with this journey. But I HIGHLY recommend you read all yelp reviews thoroughly too.
I first imagined us having some cake at the very top, simultaneously celebrating my birthday and the fact that we conquered this beast.
Was not like that at all.
First of all, my lovely boyfriend accidentally flung our entire lunch off the side of the cliff. We had stopped for a water break and while reaching in to grab the water, accidentally pulled out the lunch too -- and off the side of the cliff it went. A delicious, carb-filled lunch of spam and spicy chicken musubis - GONE!
And my daring boyfriend tried to grab it back but while hanging onto foliage and reaching out, an army of bugs swarmed it first.
Tip #1: don't fling your lunch off the side of the cliff.
At first, the trail seems easy enough. The trail leading to the first waterfall is, like all the reviews say, the easiest of them all. And yes, it is damn muddy. I MEAN IT when I say muddy. The mud also makes things really slippery, especially all those damn rocks you have to hop, skip, jump on while crossing the streams. We made the mistake of wearing basic running shoes which screwed us in the end.
Tip #2: wear the correct shoes.
Along this beautiful, gorgeous path, you will not encounter any animals. Just the damn bugs. I HATE YOU BUGS. But luckily, I'm not prone to bug bites. In fact, I got 3-4 bug bites during the entire 5-6 hour hike. Unfortunately, my boyfriend was not so lucky. He got bit all over the place and they also swelled to the size of tennis balls.
Tip #3: bring potent ass bug spray.
After the first waterfall, you will have to using the ropes to help you up the near horizontal climbs. If you don't look down, you're fine. The ropes are really not that bad if you're not a weakling and/or chicken. The second waterfall is amazing and picture-worthy. You will eventually climb along the third, trickling waterfall and even have to cross it using an over-hanging rope (scary but fun). I was more worried about my soft, beautiful hands.
Tip #4: bring some type of gloves to protect your hands.
The trails are freakin insane. There is foliage, trees, bushes, branches all over the place. The pathways are not very wide even though they look that way. We finally reached the rim of the crater and it was SOOOO windy, I had to stay low to the ground to prevent myself from being blown off. You are so high up, you can see inside the crater and all the beauty around you.
Tip #5: stop and take a breather (and lots of pictures).
The descend is definitely scarier! We saw other hikers on the way up and they said there's a "easy" way back when you reach the 3rd waterfall. So we took the "easy way" but this time, we had no one to follow. You keep hearing about these awesome pink ribbons to follow...they're not placed every foot or anything. Some are spread far apart and you have to TRUST that one will appear.
So the easy way back, to me, is not so easy. I would have rather climbed down the waterfalls where we'd have landmarks to go off of in terms of timing. Going down the "easy" way was the worst part of the entire climb for me. It was all mental, not the physical part that really got me. When we had reached the top, I was SO OVER the whole nature scene. Like I wanted to see concrete or an In And Out ASAP.
Tip #6: don't go crazy.
When we finally got out, I was so relieved. It was a great hike overall but not something I'd do again. Physically, not a bad hike. We saw an overweight climber on the rim. He was sweating and breathing pretty hard though.
It took us 5.5 hours total. read more