Awful!Came on boxing night as we were staying nearby and it was one of the few places open.It was…read moreshabby with old tables and chairs.When ordering drinks we were told they don't serve alcohol yet were never told this when we booked by telephone.
When my starter arrived,there was a black hair in it.When I discreetly told the waiter,he had an incredulous look on his face then told me that there is often hair left by customers on the tables,it's not the chef's fault and they follow strict health and safety rules.I said it was embedded in my sauce and it couldn't have been on the table!He then acted like he was doing me a huge favour by saying he'd get the chef to make me another and never once apologised.
By this point,I didn't want to eat here as I wasn't impressed with the decor or the waiter's unapologetic manner but thought that as we were on holiday,I would persevere.
So,I said I'd like a different starter and ordered the "butterfly prawn"-king prawn in batter.It came with wilted salad,no sauce and was dry and bland.When I asked if I could have a sauce to go with it like a pakora sauce,I was given the same incredulous look and told they don't have pakora sauce,it must be a Scottish thing (I'm from Scotland) and that it comes with the yellow sauce we had been given with our poppadoms.So,I had to use lots of this to try and give the meal some flavour and make it less dry.
My fiancé and I then asked for advice about the menu as the Indian food we had in Scotland was different and we hadn't heard of most of the meals.We explained that Indian food in Scotland was very much tailored to meet the Scottish palette and my fiancé asked if he could have the equivalent of a chicken tikka chasni.The waiter said he would ask the chef as he didn't know what ingredients were in it and it may be hard to replicate.I was tempted to tell him just to Google it but resisted the urge.
At this point,I was finding this waiter's manner extremely pompous, pushy, and disingenuous. At one point when I was asking him questions about the menu,he kept looking out of the window and totally ignored me,so I had to repeat everything to him.
I told him I liked very spicy foods with coriander and green chillies and I also love chick peas in a tangy sweet and sour sauce. He told me he knew exactly what I wanted and advised what meal I should go for,so I went with his suggestions.Whilst waiting for our meals,we were told all about the Indian food in Scotland and the Scottish palette.10 mins later,we discovered the waiter has never been to Scotland, so how he knew about the Indian food in Scotland and the Scottish palette is beyond me!He'd never even heard of chicken chasni!
So,the main meal came with a side dish of chick peas and I was yet again disappointed. My chicken was bland and I couldn't taste any green chillies.The chick peas were also very bland with no flavour.My fiancé was also disappointed with his recommendation as it didn't even vaguely resemble a chicken chasni.
For dessert, my fiancé chose a toy filled with vanilla ice cream as they'd ran out of most ice creams.I chose Indian tea.So,my fiancé got his ice cream and my tea didn't arrive.The waiter brought out large pots of boiling water and was cleaning kitchen utensils with it.My turn to be incredulous as this is highly inappropriate in front of customers.I eventually reminded him about my tea and he seemed very annoyed at this.When I got my tea,I commented I'd like the recipe.I was told that I'd never be able to make it at home and even if he gave me the recipe,I wouldn't know the amounts to use!I can follow a recipe and know how to divide quantities!
When the bill came, it was very expensive,no discount was offered due to the hair incident, then they told us they don't take cards,only cash!My fiancé had to trail to a cashline at 11pm with a bad back injury.Wonder why they only take cash-to avoid a paper trail? They then had the audacity to give us menus to leave at our accomodation and said to make sure we give them a good review.Here it is -hair today,gone tomorrow!Run for the hills!!!