The lone survivor of dive bars in Healdsburg. We didn't drink because we had just come from wine tasting but we did play pool. $2 to play. The bar had a shuffle board, as well. The local folk were nice. Sadly, they played a lot of country, not our vibe. True dive bar vibes. The bare tender was nice and friendly. He was attentive when I requested quarters for the oil table. read more

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Wanted a morning Bloody Mary (always on the look-out for the perfect Bloody Mary. Didn't think we'd find it here, but we were here so why not). The place stunk of disinfectant. I mean it was strong. Had a couple BM's, that honestly were pretty tasty and unlike most establishments around this area, only $10 each. They may have been better if it wasn't for that smell. read more

Our favorite bar in Healdsburg! John and Zeke's has a casual, country-ish vibe. Always fun and with stuff to do. Great bartenders making excellent drinks. Shuffleboard and Pool table available to play for free. Good music. read more

charged for 2 pinapple sodas and 2 coors lights. did not let us back in the "bar' our name was on the billard board. you kicked us out. I want to know why. I have never been kicked out of a bar while tipping over 30%!!! read more

To the owners of John and Zeke's it would be his for your business to move the older blonde female bartender to another area. We love your bar as a whole, but our group of friends will miss no longer be coming here as long as she's bartending. I asked if we could play music on the jukebox and she said with attitude not too loud. She also gave us serious attitude when we were ordering. We were all polite and make it a point to tip generously but she was one of the worst servers I've ever encountered. She acts like she hates her job and life in general. The customers and atmosphere as a whole were great. She just put a damper on our stay. We left earlier than we would've liked and cost your business money. read more

Your basic dive bar with friendly service and patrons. Some regulars come from as far as Ukiah. Good ambiance, hot dogs and a pool table. What more do we need? read more

The servers were very friendly and the atmosphere was fun and welcoming. Our bartender from our hotel actually recommended this bar for us to try out. I'm so glad we did! read more

The older lady always has a horrible attitude. Watch out. Other than that, nice to see my fellow locals.

Bartenders have the worst attitudes. Why work in this industry if you don't like it and can't handle being friendly

I've got nothing against this bar itself. I enjoy the atmosphere, and for the most part the people in there are pleasant. However, my most recent visit made me sort of annoyed. We were asked to leave because we were "too drunk" (my friend was falling asleep I guess). OK, valid to ask from the bartender's POV. My problem arises when a complete stranger patron, sitting next to myself as I'm speaking to the bartender, began yelling in my friend and I's face to leave and eventually put his hands on me, shoving my friend and I. We were leaving, but the employees here did nothing to stop this random weirdo from getting in our faces and physically handling us. So, just know if something goes down here, you might be on your own. read more

What an amazing experience ! Steve was amazing ! Made sure we had the best bar experience! As a buisness owner myself I understand the importance of a remarkable staff experience for the customers who walk in the door, Steve made that 5 star experience plus more ! Thanks Steve !! Happy summer friends !! Will be back !! read more

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Great beer and atmosphere at Midwestern prices. The bartender Alfredo makes a mean hot dog and keeps the atmosphere funny and light. And it's the only place to go late night! read more

Not friendly service at all. Used to love this spot but they have went downhill.. not pet friendly and need to adjust the attitude. 0 out of 10 tonight. read more

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Worst service ever! The blonde bartender treated us like a nuisance, we ordered 4 drinks and she rolled her eyes at us, huffed and walked away, apparently we made her "get behind " on bartending! She had the "talk to the hand attitude" with the gesture. Never experienced anything like it in a touristy town. Please get her help, she obviously can't do it. read more

Great place, local spot. Fun for after weddings or large gatherings. Late night hot dogs. Love everyone that works here! The service is always great and straight to the point. read more

Great little local dive bar with the nicest vibe. Everyone there was super kind and it was a great starting point for our trip. The drinks were perfect and the prices really couldn't be beat. We couldn't hang for long, but we would've stayed to play a few games of pool for sure. I'd recommend this place when your starting your night or ending your night depending on how your looking for the night to go. I also liked that they had TVs everywhere so we were able to catch the end of a football game we didn't want to miss. Great spot, great drinks and great prices. Not sure what else you could want. read more

So I'm not much of a Bar person I went to this place with some friends, the bartender was very welcoming and the place felt like everybody knows your name because from the minute you walk in every one is so friendly, wish I would of taken more pictures. There was even a guy with his beautiful dogs, this place is in downtown Healdsburg so if you are ever in Healdsburg walking the Plaza this is the place to go for a drink, inexpensive and may I mention that the Hot Dogs are the Bomb, We bought 6 Hot dogs that came with chips and a glass of red wine and our Check was $22.00 I think that was pretty good and the hot dogs were delicious. Will definitely come back to this place for happy hour or after my afternoon jog with the girls, There are also a couple of Billiard tables, definitely I give this place a 5 star for customer service read more

John & Zeke's Bar - Bars Near Me - Healdsburg, California

Good ol' John and Zeke's has been a Healdsburg institution for as long as I can remember, which is a very long time. It's the one bar in town where locals can go to have reasonably priced drinks and friendly company. I suppose it can be called a dive bar, and it's the best watering hole around. read more

Wonderful Bloody Mary's great company from Terri a dying bred of good ol bars. Good local spot if you don't want to deal with bougie healdsburg read more

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Very cool dive bar in wine country with a very friendly bartender who was also very efficient. Solid Bloody Mary was needed to cut through all the wine tastings. read more

Alfredo was great! Got us fed when everything else had closed, and had a great attitude while doing it. Great dive bar atmosphere!

Attn: Mike and Tony. ID was taken away when card swiper didn't read my ID. I called to have cops come to verify ID is real. Bartender threatened me if I called the cops that the last girl got arrested. She wanted me to leave without my ID. She asked me to smile and show my wrinkles. She said I didn't have any so assumed I'm under age. I am upset and very embarrassed by how she treated me. All eyes were on me. She didn't ask for ID from anyone else I was with and one was younger. No apology. Also swiper magically worked when cop arrived. Interesting. This was on Saturday Nov 16th around 3pm read more

Love the bar but the patrons are trouble. We went there on a Healdsburg beer bike tour and tired to play shuffle board. However, some locals (we're from Santa Rosa) said that the shuffle board was their's and pushed us out in a rather uncivilized fashion. Not to mention they weren't even near the shuffle board table. I would not recommend this bar for anyone other than locals to Healdsburg as they are not welcoming to folks from outside of the immediate area. read more

I absolutely love this dive bar. I've spent a few late nights here and it's always been a lot of fun. Many hours of playing liars dice with friends. It's a nice break from the rest of the area read more

The bartender obviously needs another job. Worst customer service and personality. Very rude and seemed annoyed to have to do her job. Very simple... your company n customer service. Be NICE! read more

I visited John and Zekes a couple of weeks ago. I had a very poor experience. Went to play shuffleboard and was stared down and yelled at by patrons of the bar. As a woman it was scary to be yelled at by a larger man for having a good time with some friends playing shuffleboard and having drinks. The bar staff did not intervene on this, which I felt was a personal responsibility of the bar. The drinks were fine. read more

Great local bar. Bring your own food friendly. Great drinks. Great place to watch local sports.

Poorly managed. Went there at 8pm on a Saturday night and there was a lady not letting anyone play on the shuffleboard table. Lots of drama with her and her friends and no one playing on the table as she wouldn't let anyone play. Bouncer could care less even when bringing it up to him. This place is trash now. Lots of professional drunks now unfortunately. Not the cool dive bar it used to be. read more

Megan thank you for the diet cola and the warm hospitality I rolled in at last call and she Got me a refreshment, and then told me my crappy hotel was south half a mile that my Uber passed it! No thanks to booking.com they suck a half star yelp from them equals 3 1/2 star. Google review. Way to go google. But she made it all better because of the Redbull and Diet Cola. "RCbetterthanPepsi, #Justoneliterthough #DietCoke #Holdthehospitality, #Mustacheride, #holdThespitonmyburger, #Justthetip. And a special shout out to the owner Tom Selleck he was awesome, #MiamiVice. Megan gives you wings!!! Terry Terry quite contrary I'll try to see you Monday for a Diet Coke at night noon. read more

Hole in the wall hometown bar. Basic drinks, nothing special. Service is mediocre. It gets the job done but doesn't really do much to get you excited. Not first on my list for a stiff drink. read more

Bloody Mary morning! A breath of fresh air away from the crazy mixologists of healdsburgs night scenery. The lady at the bar explained how the bloody was prepared without attitude and for you horseradish haters out there, it's not in the mix. Whoo hooo! Bomb ass bloody served in a mason jar, make it a double, you won't regret it. Free gold fish too! Definitely the winner on my tour de Bloody Mary Healdsburg 2017; so far, it was the first place I stopped. Next stop - Wildflowers saloon. Pros: good taste, no hassle, special request friendly. Cons: no salt on de rim. read more

my friends and i came here for a quick drink but all of our IDs were taken by the bartender and they refused to call the cops so we could prove they're real. we called the cops ourselves and had to wait around for them to arrive so we could get our IDs back. we offered credit cards and other proof but were completely ignored. really disrespectful and rude during our experience. read more

Took my friend here from out of town and it was a nice place to hang out. Nice bartender and chill people.

This place is great if you're young, from out of town and you need a full service bar on the weekends. I also agree with a few reviews below that John & Zeke's is "the" place for college kids who are now 21+, back from college, and are able to drink - this can lead to a high school reunion-like atmosphere. If you do not fall into these categories, however, this is not the place for you. If you're a local, you will probably be at the B & B. Or if you're a true local, you're probably sitting at the AVB. My experiences in here have been rather unpleasant each time I have been in. I've gone in during week nights where it's been totally empty and struggled to get the bar tender to wait on our group. It's not a big place and it's not like they can't see you coming in. One time, after waiting for awhile (more than 10 minutes) for the bar tender to finish waiting on two top heavy middle-aged women, and then realizing that he was busy "talking" with them, we finally decided to leave. As we get to the door, the bar tender yells, "What's wrong with you? Why are you leaving?" We said, "Because we've been waiting for awhile and you wouldn't help us. We just wanted a beer." He yells at us with "Well, you're probably from out of town anyway. We don't need your service." Yah, I'm from out of town like you don't need my business. read more

John and Zeke's was the only true bar I came across in Healdsburg. We had a couple of hours to kill before our dinner reservation, and this was the right spot to do it. The bartender, Tony, was super friendly and attentive, and I have no problem giving them the thumbs up. read more

I did it! I found Healdsburg's version of your neighborhood dive bar! My life is complete... Seriously though, stop by and check this place out if you are in the square. Play some shuffleboard if you kow how. LOL *** 3 Stars... read more

This place really grows on you. Its conveiently located on the square. Its far cheaper. Games....oh...games. Pool, shuffle board, and darts. Haven't partaken in the hot dogs that everyone talks about, but apparently they are there at all hours. read more

Love this place and especially now they moved because it looks the same! The guys that own it are awesome. The bar is the typical neighborhood bar on the weeknights where you can play shuffle board and hang with friends. Weekend nights... it's a bar, so it's slammed. Love this place! read more

Not the best bar I have been to. There were 2 bartenders and 1 of them sucked. He was stupid and slow. The drinks were okay. The highlight was the bouncer, who seemed to know more than the bartender who was full of BS, but didn't actually know he was. read more

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Love the copper bar, way cool! Very welcoming atmosphere, and spacious! Service spotty, especially once the crowd formed (about 15 people). The wait for drinks was absolutely unacceptable!!! Jon Taffer would strangle these bar keeps. Horrible service, would not Come back. read more