Great, friendly service! Good barbecue, great burgers, tasty shakes. Love it - and they drew a pic of me on my box! Need more banana related items :D read more

Joe Schmoe's - ITS A ME! - Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt Near Me - Cypress, California

I'm in the middle, the food tastes great, but the prices for the portions are a bit high and the service is inconsistent. The place is cute and comfortable and they have a great menu, but there have been times that I have ordered and the staff was phenomenal while other times they forgot condiments and sauces, forgot part of my order and like this time, over done French fries. The items on the menu is not updated on their online ordering so if you want certain things like their BBQ, you have to order over the phone or in person. Coin toss when you come here. read more

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Great environment great music and amazing customer service The fries were good The rest a bit lacking in flavor read more

Joe Schmoe's - Crinkle Cut Fries - Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt Near Me - Cypress, California

Great food and the price for the BBQ is reasonable!! Really enjoyed the pulled pork. So glad to see a familiar face, Juan!! read more

Joe Schmoe's - The beans were outstanding! - Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt Near Me - Cypress, California

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This restaurant is located on the corner of 2 Main Streets. The music playing is classic rock, and all the songs are good ones. You order at the counter. Dann was working there and was very friendly and helpful. I ordered a chicken sandwich and a drink. There is a drink machine so you can get anything you want. I got Coke Zero of course. I got chicken and cheddar cheese and lettuce and tomato and a bit of mayo on a bun. It was served hot off the grill and very tasty. It was also very filling and pretty healthy because it wasn't fried. read more

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I had the prime tri tip with baked beans and Cole slaw as my sides! Their tri tip is fantastic! I chose the 12oz instead of the 8 oz! Look at the size of this! Food is very very good! Service fast and friendly! Ambience is comfortable with jazz music playing today! TVs all around so there is always something interesting to watch! Eat here if you love bar be que! read more

Joe Schmoe's - Stuff on the wall! - Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt Near Me - Cypress, California

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Ugh love this place! I've been coming here with my family for years now! It's a cute place that's all rock and roll themed which is fun. The chicken tenders are so delicious- super crispy, tender on the inside, and have great sauce. This time though I was craving a hot dog and got the chili cheese dog! Delicious!! So much chili cheese on top it was great. The hot dog itself was really juicy. Service was great and easy too! Nice people read more

I have enjoyed almost everything that I have tried here. Their Nashville hot chicken is delicious but it is spicy. Even the mild is spicy. They also have crinkle cut fries which is always a plus in my book. I recently tried their hand dipped corn dog. It was good but I wish it was a little more crispy on the outside. My family really likes their burgers but I have only tried a bite of theirs and it was pretty good. They serve bbq now so I would like to try that next. Service here is always nice and friendly. read more

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Moved to the area a few months ago and have frequented this establishment, my dad recommended JS and I'm glad he did! So far everything I've had here I've enjoyed. Service here is great, prompt, kind folks behind the counter. I've yet to try to the bbq but it's on my list! The bbq bacon cheese burger is wild it has coleslaw bacon, bbq sauce & and onion rings. I had it after an 18 mile run not long ago, best thing I ever had in my life. With a mug of root beer on the side. *chefs kiss* I came back 2 days later for the burger, it was memorable. The corn dog here is tasty! The hot chicken sandwich will win me over every time. Made to order, fresh ingredients. The crinkle cut chili cheese fries are a big fat YES. The custard sundaes are a slice of haven, or should I say pie because it's loaded with layers of creamy custard, pie filling, and pie crust pieces. Truly delightful! Anyway, come eat here! The games are always on, the place is well maintained, the service is good, overall a good spot to visit. read more

Joe Schmoe's - Bbq bacon cheese burger of my dreams - Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt Near Me - Cypress, California

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Absolutely the best corn dogs and onion rings!! Been going there for a few years. They have a great menu, great staff, well kept eating area, oh, and did I say homemade custard ice cream!! You won't be disappointed!! read more

Gosh, we've given this place soooo many chances (literally spreading our visits over months and years), but the other night will be the last visit. This food is consistently TERRIBLE, and extremely overpriced for being that terrible. We came the other night and got a turkey melt and the turkey was soooo dry and tasteless it made me gag (it was like shredded turkey like the consistency of pulled pork)...and the fries are always stale, every. Single. Time. I don't know how it's possible for the fries to always be stale over the course of years but you can tell they just don't give a rip about quality of their food. Their food is comparable to hospital food except it has the prices of a high end restaurant. Ridiculous. read more

Cool little local spot It's known for bbq I got a cheeseburger. It had a great flavor to it. The fries were ok Good amount of seating inside Also has TVs can watch a game etc read more

If you want a good old American spot, Joes Schmoes is for you. From hot dogs to chili cheese burgers and spicy chicken sandwiches, nothing will disappoint. If you like fries on the crispy end, ask for crinkle cut, there are a lot of potato options from fries to tots so be sure you check it out. Service is friendly and quick, food is brought to your table. seating is accommodating for 2-8 people but consider this a place to sit down for a quick bite during your lunch break. Edit- Took some coworkers back today, everyone loved their food, unfortunately my coworker's spicy sandwich (Cluckin Hot) was not spicy at all but he still really enjoyed it. read more

Joe Schmoe's - LA Street dog - Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt Near Me - Cypress, California

Found this little Cypress gem after a quick search for "good hamburger near me." I knew it was a place you order at the counter and did not expect it to be as big and cute as it is. You walk into the area with the ordering counter, and there are large menus on the wall behind the registers. They were super friendly and pretty quick. Put in your order and you'll get a number for your table. They'll bring your food out when it's ready. If to the side is a dining room with several TV's playing sports with some banquettes and booths. Beyond that is another dining room with some awesome Nashville themed decor. There is exposed brick, reclaimed wood, and garage door windows. This place has a big menu with burgers, hot dogs, chicken sandwiches, corndogs, and the list goes on. The kicker is that they are cheap!!! A cheeseburger is only $6.95, or $12.95 for a combo. We ordered three cheeseburgers combos, two with fries and one with house made potato chips. We also got a corndog with coleslaw. None were earth shattering, but they were good, especially for the price. Seeing that this place is literally around the corner from my father in laws house, I can see us returning often. read more

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I came here for the ice cream and stayed for the hot chicken tenders but then discovered the brisket. Oh the brisket. What did I come here for? Oh the ice cream. Yes, that will have to wait. This is good BBQ. They've got it all, chicken, pulled pork, spare ribs, tri-tip. You'll know it when to step through the doorway; there's a cook going on and that cook is barbecue. They've got tables, booths and a nice rustic feel to the place. Flat screen TVs on the walls for whatever sporting events happen to be happening. Love them crinkle fries. Bring your appetite. read more

They glow up is real at Joes. The decor and all the tvs make it feel so cozy. The food was already good and now they have bbq stuff to amp it up! Sooo good. Dont walk to fast past the specials out front. Thank you for a great food and being consistent! read more

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I remembered that they had great hotdogs so I decided to stop by. Well, that was a mistake. They changed their menu and the hotdogs are now small, bland and simply not good. Honestly I would've preferred $1.50 version from Costco. Not gonna do that anymore. read more

The pulled pork sandwich was very good. Good smoked flavor. The fries are like in n out fries. Not a fan, they're cut very thin and get cold quickly. Nice comfortable seating for families. Everyone in our party seemed to be happy with their meals. Kids menu chicken strips for the kids, hamburgers and chicken sandwiches for the adults. Lots of choices for dipping sauces. read more

Honestly, I was all prepared to give this joint a 3. The chili cheese dog combo, while above average, wasn't super impressive. The chili was a little thin, which I don't mind if it isn't super chunky, but this one felt more like sloppy joe sauce rather than a proper chili. Also, the flavor wasn't really punching me in the face either. The bun was rather flimsy and fell apart after two bites. The hot dog itself was alright and had a proper snap and good flavor all the way to the last bite. Another grievance I had was my meal almost took 20 minutes to get to me after ordering, even though the joint wasn't overly busy and my order was a super small and easy one compared to some of the larger parties present. The staff was nice enough and the space was pretty ample for an establishment of this size. The ambiance was good for sure. It was just the little things that kept me from saying this place was worth the forty minute drive out. I think the item that saved this food joint from a worse rating was the concrete (mixer). I've been a fan of the sweet treat since my first trip to Minnesota and Culver's all those years ago. Indeed, a big reason I wanted to come to Joe Schmoe's was their concretes are so highly regarded it seems. My Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Concrete was sublime. Thick, rich, creamy, big chonky bits of the peanut butter cups, and just a divine mess of sweetness--I couldn't have asked for a better treat to cap off this meal. I would have this concrete a dozen more times, a thousand more times even. It was why the gods bestowed frozen custard upon us lowly mortals in the first place. It was our destiny to finally achieve this level of dessert/snack satisfaction. And if we have to get through a perfectly average meal to get to this ultimate reward, then so be it. read more

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Great little place with plenty of selection, good service, quick place to go. Great burger choices read more

The food was ready on time for pickup. The food was exactly as ordered and very tasty as usual.

I have only been here a few times. As I write this I decided I will need to go tomorrow for lunch. When you walk in there is a large board with the menus on it behind the counter. I ordered and they delivered my order really fast. Very good and I was happy I chose to stop for lunch. I will have to try more items on the lard menu board. If you're in the area be sure to stop. read more

Update: Went here yesterday for lunch and they have updated/rebranded themselves as a Schmokhouse. They now offer barbecue on Thursday through Saturday from 4:00 pm until they run out. See updated menu pictures. My wife was able to order their Schmoked brisket and grilled cheese sandwich that include a small cup of tomato soup to dunk your sandwich in. The sandwich is good. My only critique is the tomato soup was was very sweet. It tasted more like marinara. I suggest tweaking it and add a little heavy cream and possibly some chicken stock. I had their bacon cheeseburger which is highly underrated. It's very good. I also had their Chicago dog which very good as well. The interior is super clean and we like their booths. It's very comfortable dining inside. The staff upon entering were very friendly and welcoming. They even thanked us upon leaving. I can't wait to come back and try their Thursday thru Saturday barbecue menu. read more

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It looks like things are happening! Expanding the length of the place & maybe adding to their menu. An awning says "Smokehouse" as well as "Bar-B-Que" that I don't recall seeing before. Joe Schmoe's has been here for years (we were one of their first customers) offering an eclectic menu that's popular for a reason. Fun food done well. Customers order at the counter & service is efficient & friendly. The building is casual & unique & there's lots of parking spaces. It's located near Chaba, a Thai restaurant we frequent regularly but soon we'll go back to Eat At Joe's! read more

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Nice clean place with sports TV and great spicy chicken sandwich. They allow you to bring in your small dog.

This place was a hidden gem. Came for burgers and they were delicious! Cooked so well, lots of veggies in the bacon burger and meat so juicy. The ordering process with the cashier was easy and she kept us informed since it was our first time. I can see this place being busy on the weekends. BBQ only Thursday through Sunday so we have to come back for tha. read more

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Had been a long time since we ate here and I'm really glad we came back. Me and my stepdad stopped by on Sunday and we were greeted with friendly smiles and a welcoming atmosphere. The 2 gentlemen that were working there were very kind and super helpful when it came to asking questions about the menu. The food was absolutely stellar. Can't wait to try more of the menu. Prices are also pretty decent considering the state of the world currently and the quality and quantity of the food go hand in hand. read more

It's been a bit, I'll give a fresh review. This place is still a fam favorite for sure, and now that they're expanding into a smokehouse the menu is only getting better and more expansive! The service is always top shelf, and the ambiance is always positive. Lots of TV's, good music, and just good vibes overall. I can't wait to see how this place evolves once the BBQ side is fully opened - I'll be here, and I hope to see you here as well! :) read more

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A great fast food restaurant with ample indoor seating and great parking. Located in a mini mall, this place has great food including BBQ during the evening hours. They also have a great lunch menu. Food is delivered to your table. The inside is clean and well maintained. I have been here at least twice. Food portions are large enough to satisfy your hunger. I judge a fast food place by their fries and don't disappoint. read more

$50 of BLAND. We ordered to go: the LA dog; the babe Ruth dog; mac and cheese; fries; and a peach cobbler sundae. ALL OF IT WAS BLAND. Besides the ingredients themselves, there was no flavor, at all. They also gave us a salad, instead of fries. Why don't people double check to-go orders, anymore? I called to inform them of this experience and their phone number doesn't even work. read more

We've had Joe Schmoe's a few times now and have been happy with everything we've tried. From the tri tip sandwich, to the freshly cooked bbq brisket, to the Reese's concrete. Everything is so good and I plan to try even more of the menu next time! read more

I was craving a corn dog and to my surprise it was delicious! Light and crispy batter with an all beef hot dog. The fresh cut fries were like a better version of in n out fries, and they don't skimp on giving sauces. Services was friendly. Will be back when baby craves another corn dog!! read more

we recently stopped by with a craving for some delicious grilled dogs and hot chicken. the service was very friendly and food came out delicious. the tater tots and crinkle cut fries were nice and crispy but I can't say the same for original fries lol. def stop by if you are in the area! read more

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I really wanted to love this place. As someone who doesn't hand out low ratings lightly (I'm usually a five-star kind of reviewer), this one just didn't quite hit the mark. We got there around 5:00 PM and were surprised to hear they were already out of brisket -- which is kind of a big deal for a barbecue spot. Since that was off the table, we ordered the sample platter to try a little bit of everything. Unfortunately, the ribs were really dry and barely had any meat on them. They felt overcooked and lacked that fall-off-the-bone quality you hope for. The mac & cheese was also disappointing -- honestly, you're almost better off making Kraft at home. That said, the tri-tip and pulled pork definitely saved the platter. Both had solid flavor and were cooked well, which is why this isn't a lower rating. Overall, for a barbecue restaurant, it felt below average compared to what's out there. There's potential here, but consistency and quality (especially on staples like brisket and ribs) really matter. I'd consider giving it another shot, but it wasn't the experience I was hoping for. read more

Rating just for the frozen custard. Points for hand scooped instead of soft serve. The single scoops are pretty large. Both the vanilla and chocolate were icy. Maybe they weren't super fresh, and got icy waiting for someone to order it? Tasted better once it warmed up a bit. We got plastic soup type spoons (with deep bowls), which made eating the frozen custard harder. Great tasting custard though. read more

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Super good service love their homemade onion rings, fresh ground beef on the burger very good hamburger. my friend said the taquitos were phenomenal. It was the special #PhenomenonLunch. read more

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Let's start with the service. The employees were wonderful and pleasant. The place was well lit and clean. I got the cheeseburger with the Russian dressing on the side and the burger was so good but the crinkle cut fries tasted like it's been in the freezer too long then cooked up. I want to like this place but maybe I'll come back and try more. read more

Joe Schmoe's - Cheeseburger and Crinkle Cut Fries - Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt Near Me - Cypress, California

well, we wanted to give Joe Schmoe's another try and again were disappointed. What the hell is that Lysol smell coming out of the bathrooms or kitchen. Disgusting. Also, Once again our orders came at different times for a simple group of 5. Server was shooting the bull with some other customer and we tried to ask a question about our order and they gave us the look of death, like "can't you see I'm busy". anyway that's it no more tries. WE ARE DONE. Ron and Candace Simmer... Cypress residence. read more

My first visit. I had early evening rations. I ordered the tri tip sandwich and made it a combo. Sandwich quality was satisfactory but not outstanding. Meat was not cooked to order and was thinner than I would have liked. French Fries were satisfactory. I am dinging this establishment one point. Men's washroom was clean and had paper towels available... good. I do have a bone to pick about the personal appearance of the employees. I saw that all or nearly all the employees at this establishment wore their shirts untucked. I consider that to be very unprofessional. For that I am dinging this establishment one point. If I was to assign a letter grade like is done in school this establishment would be in there solid with a C. read more

Joe Schmoe's - Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt Near Me - Cypress, California

The food is great but ordering to-go often results in missing items, in the past we have been shorted entire entrees, sides and condiments on multiple occasions. Unless you are willing to drive back to the restaurant and wait in line to speak to someone, you have little/ no recourse. They do not answer the phone and the prerecorded message will tell you to send an email if you have issues with your order, which the staff will not answer. The only successful means of recovering money for items that I didn't receive has been to dispute the charges on my account. I shouldn't have to unpack and inspect my entire to-go order but it's absolutely necessary when ordering to-go from this establishment read more