If you want an infuriating 2 hour wait for cold, bland, UN-inspiring tripe then give this shit show a try. Where to even begin??
How about waiting almost 30 minutes before a befuddled, masked, face shielded sheep moving at a slugs pace waddles up to take your order. Then screws up said order bringing 2 people one fork and one napkin and brings black coffee but forgets the Atole. Then brings fruit instead of juice. Then brings a cold, stale, tortilla with way the heck over cooked egg guck curdled over it, no salsa, and cold beans with 3 shriveled up bits of plantains Maduros begging for forgiveness on the side.
Which of course took almost an hour to receive. Then after almost 2 hours brings a tasteless salmon triangulo to the table when you ordered 3.
It was not just our table. Everywhere I looked tables waited with no food. Tables left were never cleaned or serviced. The wait staff had absolutely no sense of urgency at all.
The bathroom was missing the seat (WTF is that all about in Mexico anyway?) had a massive turd backed up in the toilet, no papel hygenico, and no paper towels outside to wash yer mitts.
This place is a shite show. If you want misery, long waits por nada, high blood pressure and utter disdain come "eat" here. Otherwise stay far, far, away. This place should have been shuttered long ago. I give it minus 5 stars. read more