In a world of drinking on top of hotel roofbars next to a pool, ION definitely ranks number one in my book. So far, I've been here 3 times for Chemistry's parties. The first time we came here we had no idea what to expect. Didn't even know it was a party. Sundays, people, are a party.
Sunday in early July: because I was with a guy, we had to pay. They tried to charge $20 each and we were like, nah. And then they were like, okay okay, $20 for you both. So he paid and we went in. Trance music, a huge pool with a few cabanas, a hot tub, and a drinking/dancing section with a DJ bumpin' trance music. There was a lot of people dancing and I love dancing and drinking in the middle of the day. Especially next to a pool. Especially on a roof. Drinks: $8 beers and $12 mixed drinks. Not long after, some guy was dancing with me and he was nice enough to buy drinks for me AND my guy friend! Generosity knows no bounds! How could you go wrong? Afterwards someone spread the word that there was cocaine in room ###. We don't do drugs but it sounded really exciting nonetheless and being swept up in the dizzying mass hysteria in the elevator, we marched with a troop of people to room ### and were turned away! hahaha. Party's over. The dude said, barely opening the door. So the lesson? Get to the after party in the hotel room EARLY!
Sunday in late July: walked here from my house because I live less than a mile away and my goddamn platforms BROKE on the way over. It sucked beyond belief and was really hard to look normal and sexy while limping like I just got shot in the kneecap. Even so, was ushered in with NO COVER. That's right BITCHES. But because of the shoe situation, I couldn't really dance and was forced to lie in a cabana and occasionally dip into the pool or hot tub. Made tons of friends in the hot tub and a couple gave me a ride home.
Sunday in mid August: learned my lesson with the shoes and wore a more sensible pair this time. Got there around 4pm and they were like, it's only free before 3pm and now you have to pay $10. I was like, um.... no. And turned to leave, and the dude was like, okay fine, it's free. Thank you! Am really glad I went, even though this time, they closed off the pool to the party crowd. The fancy ass Ritz people were probably not happy to have alcohol spilled all over their towels and cabanas time and again. The DJ was awesome and the crowd was pretty hot. Hotter than before. Everyone was wearing white though. It was apparently a white party and I missed the memo and rocked a bright pink dress. Oh well. I danced my ass off next to this really cute guy who didn't talk to me but there was a vibe. You know what I mean? Ran into people I knew. Made a ton of new friends. Drank with more. Stared at hot trannies with slim slim waists, huge tatas, and heels so pointy they could have doubled as stigmata tools, they wobble about calling each other bitches and flipping their perfectly curled hair with manicured hands that are just a little too large and a little too veiny. Truly fascinating, it's like a trip to the zoo and observing exotic animals frolicking in a controlled habitat. Finally, my patience was rewarded when the really cute guy started talking to me, and then I met all his friends and we had a blast just dancing and bantering until the party ended.
Sadly, I don't think Chemistry is throwing anymore Sunday ION pool parties. But if they do, you can definitely catch me at another one later this season. read more