3/6/20
So, to be clear, the actual meat here isn't great. And to be EXTRA CLEAR, there is really only 1.5 reasons to come here...
The #1 reason: You come here to get f'in DRUNK. Korean style.
#0.5 reason: You come here to eat really Korean WTF food that's REALLY hard to find (as in I've never seen it myself).
So, let's talk about this getting drunk thing. As you all know, Koreans have one of the highest alcohol consumption per capita in the entire world (depending on how you measure, perhaps not so much on pure volume as their beer consumption isn't the highest, but more so on the good stuff). So drinking is on a whole other stratosphere compared to how we do things here.
The reason we came here this night?--my Korean friend said he feels more at home here, cause the atmosphere reminds him most of the outdoors KBBQ places in Korea (despite being indoors). The tables are cheap. Ventilation isn't great. The tables themselves are small, so if you got more than 2 people sitting together you will be crammed. But it all is part of the fun...
Cause you're not here to eat the KBBQ (I hope you're not, cause you'll be sorely disappointed)... you're here to get CRAP FACED!
But we did eat, and here's a SMALL sample of what we had, just the highlights...
1. Premium Hwayo Soju $28 "23deg": So we're drinking right? Well, good thing they have pretty good poison here. The flavor was really rich and delicious. We went to another spot after this, and so since the flavor was fresh in my mind, I can tell you the "premium soju" we had at the other place was like cheap vodka compared to this! 8/10
2. Banchan: And well, though their meat isn't great, their banchan actually is quite decent! For Asians, they love to eat snacks while they drink, so this makes sense. I especially loved the chewier, almost-dried squid in sauce. Good stuff. ALSO, their kimchi is REMARKABLY AMAZING! It was so light and crunchy, so fresh, yet with great flavor. Hard to pull off. 8/10
3. BeonDaegi $14 "silkworm pupae": Yes. Worms. In America. To put in your mouth. So........... I ain't gonna say nothing. Feel free to message me if you want details. But you're just gonna have to try this for yourself.
4. Rice Balls (I couldn't find this on the menu): So DELICIOUS we got 2nds and 3rds!!! Just packed with all kinds of goodies. I think it was one of the best rice balls I've ever had (among Japanese, Chinese, and Korean). 10/10
Notice I make no remark about the meat above. Most of it was okay, some kinda tougher than normal (like the brisket strangely enough.) But anyway...
Worms. Good soju. That legit Korean vibe. LET'S DRINK!
4/5
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(......okkkaaaaay... since many people asked... How does it feel to your tongue? Imagine plump flesh underneath a small crustacean's thin shell, somewhere between squishy and a not-quite dry staleness. How does it taste to your tongue? Like dirt. Soggy, slightly gritty fine dirt, after an animal died on top, decomposed, but not completely because the bacteria decided the remaining flesh did not taste good anymore and left it, sauntering away but somewhat dissatisfied.) read more