If you want a massage that feels like your mama running your back thru your shirt, go here. No wonder you can call you and get an appointment on a Saturday for 20 m later.
Start out with having to pay on the way in. It's like how do I tip?You can either to now or I can give it back to you when u leave. I am given a basic sheet with two sides of the body to mark where I want worked on, circle both sides of feet, hands, shoulders. Sales girl then escorts me back to a room that has no lights, no explanation, face up or down. The ring is on the table so I guess, face down.
I strip, get on the table under the sheet and blanket. I wait, wait, kind of yell out, I am ready, wait longer. Finally the guy comes in. He doesn't pull down the sheet, he starts to rub me thru the sheet, ugh, with a hairy back it's really scratchy. I say to him, just cover my ass and go to town but he doesn't really understand me.
First I think maybe it's a California thing, law, but after a huge chunk of time, he pulls the sheet down and does have some hands to skin time in my back. Talk about weird, doing your legs thru a sheet.
Throughout the hour and a half, he spends tons of time on my back, not shoulders. I also am serenaded by some dude in the adjoining room with a huge chorus of snores. Then two women chatting and chatting in some Asian language in another room. This goes on and on for 10 m.
Finally, the guy says ok, I am like turn over, he is like, done. Turn over, done, done. I am like, what about my other side. He is like ok. I flip then he does a quickie 7 min job on my front all thru a sheet. Then is like ok.
I get dressed and the guy is waiting for me by the exit with a cup of water. I go out in the vestibule and get more water want to tell the chick at the front desk how bad it was but the dude is standing there, like sweating me for a tip. Literally the worst massage I have ever had. I kind of hang and so does the massage guy. Finally, the desk girl says, do u need change. I say no I left what he was worth in the room. She says something to him and he says something back. The whole idea of him standing there waiting for his tip is totally unprofessional.
I haul ass. After I get in my car I call back to tell the chick why I didn't tip and that it was the worst massage I have ever had. read more